Corrupt a Wish

[Lighthearter]

Granted, Pluto and Mars go to war and destroy each other.

I wish Americans were intelligent.

-L

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, we are intelligent. You also wish for cookies, howver, and that wish is corrupted, you don't get any.

I wish for the next poster to vanish.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I vanish into a wormhole that sends me to another solar system

I wish i don't have a physics test tomorrow

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, you have a biology test instead.

I wish for an extra wish.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, because you vanished into a wormhole that sent you to another solar system, you don't have to bother with taking your physics test tomorrow.
Crosspost

Granted, but you forget all forms of communication and so are unable to use your extra wish.
I wish my roommate didn't snore/sleep talk.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, your roommate DIES

I wish I was EEEEVVVVILLLLL!

-L

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, you are an evil ant who goes around killing dandelions.

I wish I didnt have to do my math homework.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. You have a heart attack.

I wish that girls would wear skirts more often.

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, but they are pentecostal skirts, so they don't reveal anything.

I wish for a box of cookies.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, but there are poisened.

I wish I knew all the digits in pi.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

granted, but you would have to recite it forever.

I wish I was Charlie Sheen

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, you become Charlie Sheen, a young black guy from South Pasadena, California.
i wish i was half robot.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, everything inside you becomes robotic but the outside doesn't. Without your heart to move blood through nonexistent veins or blood cells to keep your skin functional, it tears and rots and drapes around you

I wish my book would be published faster but still be awesome.

-L

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, nobody BELIEVES its awesome, and it only sells one copy, which was bought by your mom (Your dad thought it sucked and didn't buy it)

I wish I lived forever and was happy the entire time.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. You live to when the su explodes, and are doomed to wander the space void for enternity

I wish I was good at Starcraft 2 (And retain my nationalility and homeland, "Only Koreans are good at this game" folks )

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, you become so good you are banned from playing it.

I wish for a Fork.

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, you spilt into to routes
i wish i was more powerfull

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, you're so powerful you asplode.

I wish I was the President of the United States, elected by an 80% margin, and all the other nations of the world loved that the US had me as a leader. And the nation I was leading. And that there was no resistance movement trying to overthrow me.

-L

 

[Omega124]

Granted. Aliens invade the US and kill you

I wish that all the idiots in the world are dead.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Granted, they become zombies and infect you with their idiocy

I wish Spring Break was not over