Cow me

[JollyRoger]

Domination has two cows as the rest of the herd went Galt.

I had two cows that trampled a Strawn man.
http://www.star-telegram.com/2010/12/23/2725051/strawn-man-dies-after-being-trampled.html

 

[Birdjaguar]

Dom's cows, Faith and Hope their names,
And when the rituals go, are all that remains;
Worldliness and reason shed
This night of nights when it's off to bed.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Opting in.

 

[Catharsis]

Joecoolyo has two cows, one white with exactly twelve black patches, one black with exactly thirty-four white patches, skateboarding across the Wild West while singing Puccini's arias out-of-tune and watching exactly ninety-one drunk Norwegians verbally acclaim them from the deck of the Titanic in lederhosen, and this is too complicated to draw so you're going to have to skip me, unfortunately.

 

[cardgame]

Catharsis had one cow, and it was found grazing near a "Keep off the grass" sign.

 

[Ajidica]

cardgame had two cows. One thought Boxxy was the greatest thing ever, the other thought she was the most annoying thing ever.
Both agreed they thought Boxxy was the name of a character from the original BSG.

 

[downtown]

Pasi has two cows AND THEY ARE SO SCREWED!!!

As an economist, JH is able to accurately state that he has two cows. Integral graphed JH's cow possession over time.

We are unable to talk about Jolly's cows, due to his lawsuit against ESPN.