Cow me

[Azale]

JollyRoger had two cows. For some reason, locking a famous cow's son in an electrical closet did not go over well.

Camikaze has two cows. They walk counterclockwise.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Mine's just going to be about doing research on the cows.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Chukchi Husky has 2 cows, his neighbours mistook them for cats.

Aimee has 1 cow, she thinks it is the best rock vocalist.

VRWC Agent has many cows, he's a used cows salesman.

Cheezy has 2 cows, but they were taken away from him by the communist regime, for the people.

 

[cardgame]

Heretic_Cata had two cows, but they died trying to live forever.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Cardgame has two cows. They are super Kawaii, ugu~.

Mine's just going to be about doing research on the cows.

SS-18 ICBM's cows are frustrated by trying to explain what it is they do to people.

 

[ArneHD]

ParkCungHee has very many cows moving under his skin streaming out in blood they have tentacles oh GOD THEY ARE EATING HIS FACE!

 

[JollyRoger]

Azale has two cows and no cows-in-waiting.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

PKH has two cows. Their beards are awesomer than yours.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Cheezy had Two Cows, but they revolted and formed a dictatorship of the bovineteriat.

 

[Dachs]

Azale has only one cow, and it's only an Acting Temporary Interim Provisional Semi-Cow for the next couple of weeks.

 

[sophie]

Dachs had 2 cows, but he sold them for an early copy of ME3.

 

[Virote_Considon]

Cata has two cows. Someone was crushed by the cows attempting to give them a hug

 

[ParkCungHee]

Owen has two cows with very sharp horns. He should be careful, they could puncture the hull of an Empire Class Fire Nation Battle Ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea...because they're so sharp.

 

[Azale]

Azale has two cows and no cows-in-waiting.

Azale has only one cow, and it's only an Acting Temporary Interim Provisional Semi-Cow for the next couple of weeks.

Dachs has two cows. They're probably looking to relocate though.

Cheezy has two cows, but they would rather be in Russia.

 

[JollyRoger]

Mobboss has two cows and restraining orders against Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney from hunting in his pasture.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Heretic_Cata had two cows, but they died trying to live forever.

That's very beautyfull & poetic ! Thanks

 

[Ajidica]

Dachs has two cows. He lectures them about the proper definition of Corporatist while painting them red, white, and blue.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Aimee's cows, Tom and Petty,
To go out to pasture, they are ready,
But she keeps them close to her berth,
And milks them now for all they're worth.

I don't think I understand this. Hmmm.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Owen had 2 cows, but accidently burned them alive while trying to teach them firebending.

 

[Tee Kay]

Ajidica has two cows. They killed him for crimes against the state.