Why can't anyone see that Zack is being followed by askthepizzaguy? It's all so that Takhisis, hidden in a secret HQ near a town named Town can take over Forum Games. After that, askthepizzaguy will break up the mafia when the disorder caused by Takhisis reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let remake20 put together a militia to stop them.
Create your very own Conspiracy Theory!
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Zack
99% hot gas
That deserves a spot in my sig, tailless. 
remake20
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Just did these two:
The Millenium Bug is a plot by Fifty to change the CFC rules to allow porn and cripple the work of Perfection. The Government and Zack are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Bush can halt Fifty's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon!
Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Fifty is trying to SPAM ALL THE FORUMS!!!!! AH!!!. Also, where he says 'the mouse in CFC will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that CivGeneral is threatening Perfection. The lion is porn who is trying to protect a LOLcat from Fifty with little sucess.
The Millenium Bug is a plot by Fifty to change the CFC rules to allow porn and cripple the work of Perfection. The Government and Zack are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Bush can halt Fifty's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon!
Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Fifty is trying to SPAM ALL THE FORUMS!!!!! AH!!!. Also, where he says 'the mouse in CFC will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that CivGeneral is threatening Perfection. The lion is porn who is trying to protect a LOLcat from Fifty with little sucess.
One of the earliest conspiracy theories in this forum was that Lefty_Scaevola and Thunderfall were actually the same account. I don't recall why, though, and I don't want to spend a couple of hours browsing through the archives in search of proof.
Anyone care to help?
Anyone care to help?
Blistering barnacles!!! What do you mean by that, you ectoplasm? You thundering son of a sea gherkin, answer me!!! How have you discovered our intentions?
Zack
99% hot gas
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Takhisis is trying to take over mafia games on CFC. Also, where he says 'the mouse in CFC will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that askthepizzaguy is threatening Forum Games. The lion is Zack who is trying to protect Forum Games from Takhisis with little sucess. "
GhostWriter16
Deity
Why can't anyone see that Political Compass and all the left-wing posters in Off Topic are all under the control of Domination3000. Its all so that the moderates, when they see how ridiculous the left is, will vote for the Tea Party, and the US will be taken over by Domination3000, and then the world will become a right-wing bliss! The only thing that can be done is... Nothing! I'm posting this here so that nobody will see it coming, since everything else posted here is a joke! Even banning Dommy will do no good, as the moderators are being bribed by Domination to shut up about the fact that he controls EVERY ACCOUNT THAT HAS EVER POSTED IN OFF TOPIC INCLUDING THE MODERATOR AND ADMIN ACCOUNTS! Our capitalist bliss will come true!
PS: This is a joke but I thought it was pretty funny.
PS: This is a joke but I thought it was pretty funny.
"The Millenium Bug is a plot by Domination the Troll to Take over the World and make it hell for everyone but the insane far right and cripple the work of Left-Wingers. The Government is doing nothing to stop it, hoping that The CFC Moderators can halt Domination the Troll's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "
This is also a joke, and I thought it was funny.
This is also a joke, and I thought it was funny.
GhostWriter16
Deity
"The Millenium Bug is a plot by Domination the Troll to Take over the World and make it hell for everyone but the insane far right and cripple the work of Left-Wingers. The Government is doing nothing to stop it, hoping that The CFC Moderators can halt Domination the Troll's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "
This is also a joke, and I thought it was funny.
King Flevance
Deity
"Obviously gangster rappers [are] carrying out a covert war against the armies of the American public in the United States. Very soon Sylvestor Stallone, who is currently only supplying weapons to gangster rappers, will join in. Teenage girls [have] a number of nuclear devices hidden in Europe which Sylvestor Stallone is trying to steal to help win the war and global prostitution. We must help the Steve Urkels of the world to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
remake20
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"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the HVMA (hamsters versus man association) is trying to get free HBO. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Starbucks will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that drunk Adam Sandler is threatening musical-mafia. The lion is the Viatnamese who is trying to protect a hot porn star from the HVMA (hamsters versus man association) with little success. "
"Isn't it obvious that The Eggman has been killed by The Taxman and replaced by an agent of The Octopus who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly The Taxman is planning to Take over the World when the agent of The Octopus assassinates The Walrus. The only solution is for Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds to stop The Taxman and The Octopus, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "
Zack
99% hot gas
choxorn seems to have been influenced by Beatles Mafia. 
WE ARE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
WE ARE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. 
Bobbtjoe
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Darth Caesar
Might be a Wizard
Civilization is just a mind control device engineered by Sid Meier to gain control of the world. Once he has done this he will rename every nation Sidland, force everyone to play Civ, and make everything Civ related. The only thing that can stop him is the CFC community who will do nothing because they want to live in Sidland.
GhostWriter16
Deity
That's what I'm for with my posts in Off Topic
Here's another Civ one:
Why can't anyone see that Sid Meier is being controlled by Barrack Obama. Its all so that CFCers will be mind-tricked into playing Civ and believing the lie that Obama is a right-winger. Ultimately, he's being paid off by the Chinese to tell the liberals to tell America that China is State Capitalist. While we buy this lie, we become like China. The only thing that can be done is to cut the problem at the root, and let Domination form a militia to assassinate Sid Meier.
Darth Caesar
Might be a Wizard
That's what I'm for with my posts in Off Topic
Here's another Civ one:
Why can't anyone see that Sid Meier is being controlled by Barrack Obama. Its all so that CFCers will be mind-tricked into playing Civ and believing the lie that Obama is a right-winger. Ultimately, he's being paid off by the Chinese to tell the liberals to tell America that China is State Capitalist. While we buy this lie, we become like China. The only thing that can be done is to cut the problem at the root, and let Domination form a militia to assassinate Sid Meier.
We don't have to assassinate Sid Meier, if he's being controlled by Obama we can just assassanate him.
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Jewel Runner
"The UFO sitings over Downtown's house are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Domination3000 to make HC357 and other enemies of MobBoss think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Domination3000 and MobBoss plan to enslave the Human Race. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Formaldehyde is being set up to tackle the problem. "
I thought everyone already knew that.
I thought everyone already knew that.
Graceheart the Leopard
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"The local supermarket is a front for the evil works of Farsight. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to bump a three-year old thread. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Meg Griffin to Mama Luigi have been caught out. Only Santa Christ has seen through the scam, which is why That Guy with the Glasses, in cahoots with Farsight, is trying to kill Kenny... again with a view to putting an end to Santa Christ. "
That's right, Kenny... fear me.
"Obviously Princess Celestia is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Montezuma II in Kaliningrad. Very soon Lauren Faust, who is currently only supplying weapons to Princess Celestia, will join in. Immanuel Kant has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Königsberg which Lauren Faust is trying to steal to help win the war and market Civilization V. We must help The Doctor to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
Immanuel Kant is stockpiling nuclear weapons? Ponies are fighting Aztecs in Russia?
That's right, Kenny... fear me.
"Obviously Princess Celestia is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Montezuma II in Kaliningrad. Very soon Lauren Faust, who is currently only supplying weapons to Princess Celestia, will join in. Immanuel Kant has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Königsberg which Lauren Faust is trying to steal to help win the war and market Civilization V. We must help The Doctor to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
Immanuel Kant is stockpiling nuclear weapons? Ponies are fighting Aztecs in Russia?
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