Do you have anything to confess?

[rwil]

I confess that I admire the good looking lady folk. And all their naughty bits.

 

[azzaman333]

I am actually a woman.

 

[Endwar 005]

I...have to say, everyone.....

I DIVIDED BY ZERO!

I'm sorry!

Please forgive me...

 

[_random_]

I lost my virginity to an inflatable cactus.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I love to go swimmin' with bow-legged wimmin and swim between their legs.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I'm disturbed by this thread...

 

[Annex]

I like collecting rusty spoons and competing in sarcastic archery competitions.

 

[Mad Man]

I'm worried that i'm not as cute as Bigfoot!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I am not fooled by Mad Man's attempts to creep me out.

 

[salty mud]

I like collecting rusty spoons and competing in sarcastic archery competitions.

You related to Salad Fingers?

I confess I gave a rude gesture to a girl today. But she deserved it! She offered to give me a golden shower.

 

[Faramel]

I once used a clarinet to unclog a toilet.

Spoiler :

Don't ask what happened.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

What happened?

 

[Faramel]

Let's just say my neighbor got really mad.

 

[Catharsis]

I confess to deliberately framing my posts in such a way that any serious point I try to make is ambiguous enough to be alleged as an attempt at humour, should not enough people agree with me, or if someone comes up with a good counter-argument.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I use the word "shazam" in everyday conversation.

PS. Really.

 

[Annex]

I confess that I am in bondage to sin, and cannot free myself.

 

[azzaman333]

I confess that over 90% of my posts are no longer than 2 lines.

 

[CCRunner]

I use the word "shazam" in everyday conversation.

PS. Really.

Shazam the genie? I used to watch that show all the time. I've used Kaboobie(sp?) in everyday conversation

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Shazam the genie? I used to watch that show all the time. I've used Kaboobie(sp?) in everyday conversation

No that's not it. Back in middle school I used to think it was really cool to use swear words at any given opportunity. So when I wised up out of that I was of course still in the habit of it, so I used as a substitute word since I thought the usual "sugar" was kind of asinine. Now it's just basically a general exclamation.

 

[CCRunner]

Shazam the genie is cooler though Switch to that