Do you have anything to confess?

[Mad Man]

I use the word "shazam" in everyday conversation.

PS. Really.

Are you Captain Marvel?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

No, I'm the wizard.

 

[salty mud]

I have fallen through my grandmother's ceiling.

Twice.

 

[Annex]

I am hell bent, hell bent for leather

 

[Maniacal]

One of the first Jews I met is a thief, she took my virginity.

(it's true, not antisemitic)

Also I am not a green.. whatever the hell that is.

 

[Perfection]

I forgot why the caged bird sings.

 

[philippe]

My dreams are prophetic.

 

[W|M]

My dreams are prophetic.

Same here!

Also, this is really embarrasing:

Spoiler :

I used to keep eating frozen chips (I didn't know how to use the oven). Also, I was scared to death of vegetables. Once, I opened a bag, took something out...And it was a square of broccoli. I was scared to death and wet my pants. Please note that I was only 2 years old.

I am not really from West India or the West Indies. I am actually Brazilian and of Italian descent. Also, Im 12 and can actually play civ 4 comparitively well (and Age of Empires 1 and 2 for that matter)...

 

[dwaxe]

I must confess that I see no difference between this thread and the Random Rants.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I must confess that I see no difference between this thread and the Random Rants.

I make stuff up here. Random Rants is straight truth.

 

[Annex]

You make up stuff in this thread!? Has anyone else been doing that?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Well, only a little bit.

 

[salty mud]

Well since it is in H & J, I thought it was a joking thread.

 

[Annex]

You two need to get your sarcasm detectors fixed.

 

[KaiserElectric]

My sarcasm detector is broken.

 

[Perfection]

I habitually lie on forum polls.

 

[lndm]

No you don't

 

[W|M]

Or do you...?

 

[salty mud]

If the internet were a woman, I would have raped it to hell by now.

 

[Perfection]

No you don't

Wanna bet?