azzaman333
meh
On every multiple choice poll, I must vote every single option, even those which contradict each other.
If the internet were a woman, I would have raped it to hell by now.![]()
No fair, I lied.Wanna bet?
You mean viruses...Do you have any idea how many diseases that would give you?
No fair, I lied.
You mean viruses...![]()
...and you mean viri (or possibly virii)
I only do that on public multiple choice polls, on private ones I vote for the least voted on options, that way the single votes of people who voted for the rarer options will be drowned out and their votes will only be thought of as that of one of those jerks who vote for every option.On every multiple choice poll, I must vote every single option, even those which contradict each other.
I listened to that song 6 times a day, 5 days a week for 5 months. Junior class was trying to force us to pay them to help with prom in order for them to stopI still have Mmmbop in my music library.
(Beat that.)
There's not much to learn. Just piss into it and don't compliment anybody's watch.I... never learned how to use a urinal.
Yeah... except for this one time, when I was using the urinal and some guy came in and stood right next to me. This was a wall urinal too (not the individual ones), so it was really close. All the stalls were available for him to use too... what the hell! Aren't all guys supposed to know you don't do that? Plus I couldn't leave immediately since I was halfway through peeing.That's why you always allow at least one urinal of separation. It's man law
I believe the proper response is to pee on their shoes.Yeah... except for this one time, when I was using the urinal and some guy came in and stood right next to me. This was a wall urinal too (not the individual ones), so it was really close. All the stalls were available for him to use too... what the hell! Aren't all guys supposed to know you don't do that? Plus I couldn't leave immediately since I was halfway through peeing.
Man, that was really uncomfortable.![]()