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...and you mean viri (or possibly virii)

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On every multiple choice poll, I must vote every single option, even those which contradict each other.
I only do that on public multiple choice polls, on private ones I vote for the least voted on options, that way the single votes of people who voted for the rarer options will be drowned out and their votes will only be thought of as that of one of those jerks who vote for every option. :mwaha:
 
I still have Mmmbop in my music library.

(Beat that. :p )
 
I find it near impossible to use the urinal if someone else is already there. Too difficult to "get it going", so to speak, when someone else is standing uncomfortably close. :p
 
That's why you always allow at least one urinal of separation. It's man law
Yeah... except for this one time, when I was using the urinal and some guy came in and stood right next to me. This was a wall urinal too (not the individual ones), so it was really close. All the stalls were available for him to use too... what the hell! Aren't all guys supposed to know you don't do that? Plus I couldn't leave immediately since I was halfway through peeing.

Man, that was really uncomfortable. :scared:
 
I don't like any fruit or vegetables except peaches, pomegranets, apple juice and grape juice.
Also, I have a 52 inch LCD TV (Virgin media).
I also use the word 'also' too much.
 
Yeah... except for this one time, when I was using the urinal and some guy came in and stood right next to me. This was a wall urinal too (not the individual ones), so it was really close. All the stalls were available for him to use too... what the hell! Aren't all guys supposed to know you don't do that? Plus I couldn't leave immediately since I was halfway through peeing.

Man, that was really uncomfortable. :scared:
I believe the proper response is to pee on their shoes.
 
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