Do you have anything to confess?

[Bigfoot3814]

I don't know where I got this hand grenade.

 

[Catharsis]

I can't tell left from right (directionally, I mean, not politically). I know which hand is my right hand because it's the one I write with, so whenever it becomes necessary to give someone directions, I have to work from first principles - "go straight on and then take the first turn... *jiggle appropriate hand a bit* left..."

It's rather embarrassing.

 

[Lord Parkin]

I believe the proper response is to pee on their shoes.

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind in future.

 

[Annex]

I would get pretty pissed off if it started raining men.

 

[Abaddon]

I am a bot, posting spam.

 

[eastsidebagel]

I am a bot, posting spam.

You too? Un-freaking-believable.
BUY VIAGRA NOW!, you deserve it to be a man.
IF YOU DON'T BUY IT, YOU AIN'T A MAN, MAN!

 

[Mad Man]

I pooped under my sisters bed and blamed it on the dog.

 

[salty mud]

I pooped under my sisters bed and blamed it on the dog.

I question the validity of this post.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I question the validity of this post.

Taras Bulba once did the same thing in his own basement, so I'd call it plausible.

 

[azzaman333]

I killed another man with a trident.

 

[Mad Man]

I killed another man with a trident.

NOW THATS AWESOME!!!!!!

 

[Annex]

I killed another man with a trident.

You should probably find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

 

[Mad Man]

No he'll just hide it in the wild fire

 

[KaiserElectric]

I enjoy being rickrolled.

 

[salty mud]

I enjoy being rickrolled.

Most people do, they just don't admit it for some reason.

 

[Mad Man]

I once blew my nose on a cat!

 

[Perfection]

I once blew my cat on a nose!

 

[W|M]

I get sudden cravings for random things, mostly computer, TV, PS2 and Wii related.

 

[Mad Man]

I haven't had a hair cut in three years.

 

[eastsidebagel]

I hate it to go to the drugstore and to ask for "small" condoms. It's so embarrasing sometimes! IMO, they should re-label the sizes with "Jumbo", "Super Jumbo" and "Horse".