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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a note, anyone who uses this to make some sort of an allusion--especially a serious allusion--to their supposed sexual performance is almost definitely a virgin (or has only slept with fatties/uglies)*
*the exception being robo, who we all know is a frisco pimp who pinches tons of the finest hoes alive.
The simple and obvious answer to Colonels comment is twofold. First, he wants us to believe that he actually gets girls--that's the aim of the post. Second, and more revealingly, is the fact that as a guy who's all *about* the fact that he's one of those military pansy wannabe-toughguys, he probably associates with a lot of other military pansy wannabe-toughguys. Couple that with the fact that he's chosen the air force as his military branch of choice*, and its clear what sort of friends Colonel really visits when he ends up sleeping naked.
*the air force tends to attract those types. See here for an explanation of how the main airforce-attracting movie is all about that type of stuff. I realize Colonel will disavow any association with Top Gun so he doesn't look gay, but seriously, with all the other evidence nobody is going to believe it.
*the exception being robo, who we all know is a frisco pimp who pinches tons of the finest hoes alive.
JapanRocks said:*loss of words*
The simple and obvious answer to Colonels comment is twofold. First, he wants us to believe that he actually gets girls--that's the aim of the post. Second, and more revealingly, is the fact that as a guy who's all *about* the fact that he's one of those military pansy wannabe-toughguys, he probably associates with a lot of other military pansy wannabe-toughguys. Couple that with the fact that he's chosen the air force as his military branch of choice*, and its clear what sort of friends Colonel really visits when he ends up sleeping naked.
*the air force tends to attract those types. See here for an explanation of how the main airforce-attracting movie is all about that type of stuff. I realize Colonel will disavow any association with Top Gun so he doesn't look gay, but seriously, with all the other evidence nobody is going to believe it.