Dwarven fear of Carp: Contest

[Terrance888]

This is a game about Dwarf Fortress. O K. It might be hard. it might be silly. But post up your favorate funny part and let us see who wins! 'I choose' Winner chooses next contest for funniness of a subject.


Urist McDwarf is drafted!
Urist McDwarf is now a recruit!
Urist McDwarf is struck down by SuperLegendaries Swordmaster!

 

[Terrance888]

Carp Stands up!
Carp is drowning!
Carp killed Superledgendaries Swordmaster!
Super Ledgendaries Swordmaster is struck down!

 

[Neverwonagame3]

This is from games we've actually played, right?

 

[Terrance888]

Funny thing from dwarf fortress first, then the winner chooses next game and start with their own jokes. You win if no one post for, oh, June 17. 4 days per turn until it speeds up!

 

[Neverwonagame3]

I'd try joining, but I don't have Dwarf Fortress.

 

[Terrance888]

read some stories at the bay12 games forum, then post your favorates

 

[Stylesrj]

I once was making a fortress. I dug underground for a few levels to store everything, then I decided to make a moat from the nearby river.

I forgot the fort had underground parts, so next thing I knew, the bottom floors were getting flooded because of my failure...
I once modified Wizards to be able to swim naturally and I set their boiling point real high so they wouldn't die on contact with magma.
The stupid idiots kept swimming in magma and lighting their flammables on fire. Then demons came in and my hammerman beat em up while on fire and then my game crashed when I tried to save out...

These are my own stories by the way