Epic IOT I- The War to End them All

[Gem Hound]

Okay.

 

[Tambien]

Since France has offered peace to Spain, I cancel my earlier orders to prepare the troops for mobilization.

I also inform Germany that they are about as likely to get help as Custer.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Yeah... this would make for a good Polandball... I'll give an METY Cookie of Polandball Skills to anyone who makes one that is correct.

 

[christos200]

I also inform Germany that they are about as likely to get help as Custer.

Does this mean that you will help us?

We thank the brave and great american nation.

 

[Red_Spy]

Does this mean that you will help us?

We thank the brave and great american nation.

Custer received no help.

 

[JohannaK]

@christos: You should be able to read between lines. Your harsh diplomatic behaviour makes nearly all comments on help likely to contain high doses of irony or sarcasm if positive.

 

[christos200]

I will be able to hold the allies long enough to have russia re-organise and destroy those scums.

 

[Tyo]

I doubt Russia will assist when his ally France is against you.

I am however interested in whether or not he'll honor the DP with Italy.

 

[Mosher]

Dahfuq has gone on since yesterday?


Russian new orders
Send a 200 infantry force to Italy, to serve under Italian generals, to use as they see fit in the defense of Italy. The 50-man expeditionary force to Albania is included in this
Half of my remaining troops will be positioned on the British/Russian border in Prussia
The rest attack Austria.
All EP into the strongest ship

Please note that we are not declaring war on the UK, we are simply helping to even the odds if the Brits land troops. Italy - those troops are ONLY for the defense of Italy. If these troops land anywhere in the UK, they will be withdrawn and used on you.

 

[christos200]

Russia help me and honour your DP with Italy.

We will destroy the Allies and Axis shall rule the earth.

Right now:

Allies:

USA
Austria
UK
France

AXIS:

Germany
Italy
Russia ( Only at war with Austria)

 

[Tyo]

I'll sum it up.

Austria asks a number of powers to assis them onetarily, including me. I accepted.
He gave us(That is, me America, and Germany) his plan.
Christos wanted all the Prussia and because Austria told him to ask me about it and leaked the above information on here.
I declared war on Italy for having a worse Casus Belli than Germany's planned invasion on Iran.
Germany will soon be invaded by me and France.

 

[Mosher]

We're remaining semineutral. Why does everyone seem to assume we had a DP with Italy? Italy and I never agreed to that, we just decided to beat up Austria together.

 

[ZeletDude]

I don't even know what's going on. All I know: I am NOT allied to The Crazy leader in Germany, FYI. And I will not cancel my DoW upon Albania, unless I am given compensation to their sinking of Italian ships, TyVm. >_<

 

[Tyo]

I could've swore you and Italy accepted a DP.

And where's the proof about them sinking the ships?

 

[christos200]

Russia can you help me? I just gave you information that the UK decided to divide russia.

 

[christos200]

I don't even know what's going on. All I know: I am NOT allied to The Crazy leader in Germany, FYI. And I will not cancel my DoW upon Albania, unless I am given compensation to their sinking of Italian ships, TyVm. >_<

We are both at war with the british.

 

[Mosher]

Russia can you help me? I just gave you information that the UK decided to divide russia.

And I passed your betrayal of the UK on to the UK itself. I bet the UK would declare war on me, but... meh. We aren't going to fight in this war.

 

[Tyo]

For the record, Austria was supposed to do the dirty work in Russia. I was simply supplying the side with, imo, the most legitimate reason for war.

I would've thought you to declare war on me before the other way around tbh. Especially after the leak.

 

[Mosher]

The only reason we declared war on Austria was because he invaded Serbia.

And, no. I don't go to war for land, I go to war to help my allies, so I probably wouldn't war with you unless you decided to pick on France or Serbia.

 

[christos200]

Italy, can you please let me know about your plans and how to face the british.

Like it or not we are both at war with the UK so we have to either die or try to help each other and destroy the british.