Evangelical scientists refute gravity with "Intelligent Falling" theory

[Sims2789]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2&ref=myy


This perfectly sums up the anti-scientists' position.

 

[Mise]

That was quality!

If this thread wasn't in Humour and Jokes I would have voted for Gravity.

 

[Yuri2356]

That is just too good...

 

[ybbor]

the article is funny.

the poll is not

 

[BlackAdder60]

Are these people for real or is this some anti-american propaganda thing?

I am genuinly confused.

 

[YNCS]

I voted for "Other" because there is no gravity, the Universe sucks.

 

[North King]

Are these people for real or is this some anti-american propaganda thing?

I am genuinly confused.

The Onion is a humorous newspaper which parodies most major news stories.

 

[Perfection]

I'm an FSMist

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Funny article

 

[blackheart]

Ha, I create gravity!

 

[Maniacal]

Atheist here, so gravity is right. I think some peaople should just take some time out of life to tlak to their jkids, and, if they feel the need to make them believe in these theories, then do it. But don't force it on everyone else and have millions lauh at you.

 

[Godwynn]

I hate gravity, it keeps me two inches away from the 10' rim.

 

[happy_Alex]

Funny, but Nukehiavistan was better...

 

[sennomulo]

"Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity,'" Burdett said. "And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."

Christian "science" never ceases to crack me up, even in fictional newspaper articles.

 

[The Person]

I know this is just a fake (a funny one!), but this article reminds of why I don't think I'll ever move to the USA.

 

[Yuri2356]

I'm an FSMist

I can't believe I didn't see it sooner, Global warming is a result of the declining number Pirates! It all makes so much sense...

 

[Princeps]

yes, the world is very flat...

 

[Jawz II]

how do we know that this is not the case?
HMMMMM..?!?

 

[The Person]

In the beginning there was nothing. Before the beginning the was nothing. Before that again there was nothing. And just as "before the beginning" ended, the universe was created. Neither God nor the FSM fit into this. I should have thought of that yesterday.

 

[Maniacal]

If there was nothing before the beginning, how could god exist! It's this kind of christian "science" that is hurting the world, well, one of the ways.