Fortunately Unfortunately

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, John Freeman has to find his brother in Ravenholdm and he has no wepon

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, a fully functioning plasma cannon appears out of nowhere.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Unfortunately, it explodes due to an overload.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately John Freeman takes a Reflex save and only suffers 5 points of damage.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, he only had 4 points of health left.

 

[Terrance888]

Fortunately he dies.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Unfortunately, Globex's latest forum game got owned.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, John Freeman comes here earlier next time and saves Gorden Freeman

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Unfortunately, the G-man shoots them both.

 

[squid1111]

Fortunately, that was a water gun.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, John Freeman then shot a rocket at the G-man, because that was his weakness and the G-man fell.

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, the Giant Death Robots returned and killed John Freeman.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately, Gordon Freeman survived.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, this is a fortunately. The post above should have been unfortunately, not another fortunately. You're messing it all up man!
Fortunately, we fix this by saying 3 fortunately in a row!

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, Gordon Freeman dies of cancer.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Fortunately, everyone else has the magic yellow rubber bands.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Unfortunately, they only provide aesthetics.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, John Freeman blew up a house and killed the zombie goasts, so now they were at piece.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, John Freeman was killed a few posts before. Such blatant inconsistencies within the story line cause the universe to collapse.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Fortunately, Simulation X23341A concludes and provides valuable data.