Fortunately Unfortunately

[Globex]

Unfortunately, the transparent eyeball has pinkeye.

 

[kenken244]

Fortunatley, if the transparent eyeball had pinkeye it would be a pink eyeball, so this it is not transparent anymore, and so can't get pinkeye.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, an ion cannon blasts everything

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, the ion cannon blast was very weak and did nothing more than give everything a small electrical charge.

Off topic: I wish people on this thread would stop posting things like "Fortunately/Unfortunately, whatever happened in the last post did not happen. Its uncreative and drives the game into pointless loops (not to mention it makes this thread more spammy).

 

[Perfection]

Unfortunately, the ion cannon blast was very strong and did nothing less than obliterate everything.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, we saved money by switching our money to an offshore bank account in Switzerland

 

[Perfection]

Unfortunately money now has negative value.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, the ion cannon blast was very strong and did nothing less than obliterate everything.

Should have seen that coming...

Fortunately, people did away with money and formed a perfect utopia where everyone's needs would be immediately satisfied.

 

[Perfection]

Unfortunately, Perfection needs you to die now.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, Perfection does not know how to kill you, because there are so many different options on how to do it that he collapses while trying to decide, giving you time to escape

 

[Perfection]

Unfortunately the ensuign disatisfaction results in the collapse of the utopia and us going back to the normal craphole we're used too.

 

[_random_]

Fortunately, Bush will be out of office soon enough

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, he's planning on bombing Russia before he leaves

 

[Perfection]

Fortunately, Russia could using a good bombing.

 

[kenken244]

Unfortunately, so could we.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Fortunatley, we have tons-o-guns.

 

[Stylesrj]

Unfortunately, the Russians have bigger guns with big sharp teeth.

 

[mythmonster2]

Fortunately, they all randomly aspolde.

 

[Perfection]

Unfrotunately, this thread didn't.

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, this thread will live on!