Fortunately Unfortunately

[Globex]

Unfortunately, Will Smith gets pwned by Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Chairman Meow]

Fortunately for Will Smith, he was the only survivor, so Samuel L. Jackson was only in his imagination.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Unfortunatley, Samuel L. is sick of these motherf---- movie references on this motherf----- thread.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, he saved money on his car by switching to Geico!

 

[LightFang]

Unfortunately, he could have saved more using Progressive.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Fortunatley, like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, the CEO's of Geico, State Farm, and Progressive get abducted and anal probed by the Mercury Insurance alienz.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, they were such good sports and they could be transported back to any point in history that they would care to go

 

[Chairman Meow]

Unfortunately, the time was 1947, the place was Roswell, New Mexico, and they caused a bit of a scare.

 

[Perfection]

Fortunately it was a healthy scare, like one of those fun halloween scares.

 

[Stylesrj]

But unfortunately, it cost them... their SOOOOOOUUUUULLLLLZZZ!!

 

[Globex]

Fortunately, they went to the pawn shop and bought themselves some new souls.

 

[kill fire]

Unfortunatly, they belonged to Hitler, Kool Aid man, Ronald mc Donald, and a peice of toast.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, Kool-Aid Man burst into the store, yelling "OHH YEAAAH!" and gave his away for free to the people affected

 

[Globex]

Unfortunately, the Kool-Aid was laced with cyanide.

 

[Terrance888]

Fortunately people are not affected by Cyanide

 

[Stylesrj]

But they still are affected by AIDS (Advanced Idiocy Development Syndrome)

 

[Perfection]

Fortunately that's not a real disease.

 

[_random_]

Unfortunately, they do have the real thing.

 

[Stylesrj]

Fortunately, they found a cure