Forum Personalities - Which one are you?

CurtSibling

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Hullo!

We had this amazing site up a good while ago, but seeing as there are tons
of new people since that time - I invite one and all to take a look at this:

Flame Warriors! (by Mike Reed)
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/

Take a look through and select a flame warrior that best represents you.
Don't allocate a warrior for other posters or suggest them - Just yourself!

I'll begin - It is fairly obvious which one I am: The Atheist!

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Atheist is Deacon's cyber-doppelganger. Deacon and Atheist hold equally fervent, though diametrically opposed beliefs about religion, and both feel compelled to share those beliefs at every possible opportunity. Should an unsuspecting forum member make even a passing comment about faith or spirituality of any flavor, Atheist will descend like one of the Furies, mercilessly hectoring all of the ignorant and delusional believers about the sordid history of the church and the pernicious effects of religion on society. After a few of Atheist’s anti-religious jeremiads most other Warriors will avoid the subject altogether, though Evil Clown may egg him on a little, and Philosopher may amuse himself by pointing out flaws in his reasoning. If a forum has the misfortune of having both Deacon and Atheist as members, the bickering often continues until Nanny or Admin pulls the plug. Bliss Ninny can also sometimes squelch the conversation by saying, “Well, everyone has a right to their [sic] opinion.”

Fire away!

:)
 
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Capitalista is not always a wealthy fat cat; being a Capitalista is a state of mind rather than a reflection of affluence. A strident and extraordinarily self–satisfied Warrior, Capitalista takes every opportunity to extol the superiority of the free enterprise system and has a powerful aversion to the welfare states of Europe. Capitalista fiercely defends the market economy, bludgeoning “fuzzy-minded socialists” with Adam Smith, Milton Friedman and Friedrich Hayek. Though rather limited in his range of interests, Capitalista’s command of carefully selected historical facts, abstruse statistical comparisons and arcane economic theory make him a formidable foe.

[x] Godwynn
[ ] luiz
[ ] newfangle
[x] rmsharpe
[x] Igloodude
[x] CIVPhilzilla

I contemplated Mob Boss but I figured he was too religious for those greedy bastards ;)
 
Oh, no, not this site again. (;)) This is the 5th time or so in a year.

Let's see..

One part Android
One part Eagle Scout
One part Perv (although in a rather different way)
One part Diplomat (as seen when flamed by both sides of the religious debate)
...and one part Tireless Rebutter.

Comments?
 
I think that This is me.

Or maybe This

Or This

Very amusing site Curt :)
 
Considering how often we have opposing views, Curt, I am definitely the opposite of you. I am the Deacon.
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Be he a Baptist, Scientologist or Zoroastrian, in the heat of battle Deacon will call down Divine retribution on all net sinners, and will never miss an opportunity to blather endlessly about his religion. Deacon is fervent and earnest, but seldom contributes anything of interest or substance to the discussion. Occasionally Tireless Rebutter or Philosopher will rouse themselves engage Deacon in battle, but they soon lose interest because of his utter predictability.
 
This time I shall pick...

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Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.
 
Where is the 'Doesnt give a ****?' guy
 
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Ferrous Cranus is utterly impervious to reason, persuasion and new ideas, and when engaged in battle he will not yield an inch in his position regardless of its hopelessness. Though his thrusts are decisively repulsed, his arguments crushed in every detail and his defenses demolished beyond repair he will remount the same attack again and again with only the slightest variation in tactics. Sometimes out of pure frustration Philosopher will try to explain to him the failed logistics of his situation, or Therapist will attempt to penetrate the psychological origins of his obduracy, but, ever unfathomable, Ferrous Cranus cannot be moved.

Reminds me of someone can't quite put my finger on it ahhhmmm;)
 
Mise said:
You tell me...

Oh I don't know pick someone you think it suits the best. I think it's obvious but obviously not. Let's just say he's already been mentioned once and leave it at that.
 
Sidhe said:
Oh I don't know pick someone you think it suits the best. I think it's obvious but obviously not. Let's just say he's already been mentioned once and leave it at that.
I try my hardest to be this one.
 
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