Frenchmen and condoms

[salty mud]

Let's take stock of what's happening on the world. We're in the midst of an economic crisis. Hundreds of brave soldiers are being shot and killed in the harsh environments of the Middle East. Russia causing havoc on the diplomatic scene and a death in Africa every second due to appaling sanitary conditions and extreme malnourishment. So what are the world's scientists doing to solve the problems?

Measuring Frenchie's penises, that's what.

And no, the spray-on condom does not sound very nice, to be honest.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

the world's scientists

Objection! Even if you want to reduce your gripe to resource allocation, scientist-hours are not particularly fungible.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Jan Vinzenz Krause, the institute's director, told Reuters Friday the data was collected over a period of eight months.

He did not want to comment on how honest he thought the Frenchmen had been in reporting the data.

Dun dun duuunnnnn.

 

[Steph]

According to another poll, the Frenchmen's penis is on average 2 inch longer if you ask men than if you ask women.

Then we wonder why women have difficulties to park the car. Yelling at husband: "you told me there were 16" left before I hit the other car!!!"

 

[Phlegmak]

Let's take stock of what's happening on the world. We're in the midst of an economic crisis. Hundreds of brave soldiers are being shot and killed in the harsh environments of the Middle East. Russia causing havoc on the diplomatic scene and a death in Africa every second due to appaling sanitary conditions and extreme malnourishment. So what are the world's scientists doing to solve the problems?

Measuring Frenchie's penises, that's what.

And no, the spray-on condom does not sound very nice, to be honest.

As was pointed out by another user in another thread, there are plenty of people in the world, and people are capable of doing more than one thing with their time.

 

[Pannonius]

Let's take stock of what's happening on the world. We're in the midst of an economic crisis. Hundreds of brave soldiers are being shot and killed in the harsh environments of the Middle East. Russia causing havoc on the diplomatic scene and a death in Africa every second due to appaling sanitary conditions and extreme malnourishment. So what are the world's scientists doing to solve the problems?

Measuring Frenchie's penises, that's what.

And no, the spray-on condom does not sound very nice, to be honest.

How is Russia causing havoc, and why should every scientist in the world have to work to destroy Russia?

 

[salty mud]

Hmm... it must be Worldwide Can't Take a Joke Day. Doesn't anyone else find the entire idea behind this slightly ridiculous? I must've been the only one who thought that when I read that.

Oh well.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Hmm... it must be Worldwide Can't Take a Joke Day.

More like Worldwide Your Joke Is Indistinguishable From Actual Complaints Day.

 

[salty mud]

I DO have trouble getting my posts in the right threads, you know.

 

[GinandTonic]

Hmm... it must be Worldwide Can't Take a Joke Day. Doesn't anyone else find the entire idea behind this slightly ridiculous? I must've been the only one who thought that when I read that.

Oh well.

Clearly a joke to me

 

[Merkinball]

We need governments to fund more studies like this. It's called progress people. Get with the program.

 

[silver 2039]

The French think they need the biggest condom? Really. I'm pretty sure Africans need the biggest and most condoms. Beat that Frenchies.

 

[Leonel]

6 inches is big?

 

[Ansar]

6 inches is big?

IT'S OVER 9000!!

lol

 

[choxorn]

Epic win, Ansar!

 

[Narz]

6 inches is big?

No, they're saying it's average (in France anyway, overall I've heard it's 5.75 or something).

It's all perspective though. If you're not packing, just find a GF with tiny hands.

Anyway, spray on aerosol condoms sound absolutely horrid.

 

[general_kill]

It's all perspective though. If you're not packing, just find a GF with tiny hands.

This is how pedophiles are born

 

[Narz]

heh, I think mostly it's being socially inept & intimidated by women their own age (or having suffered sexual abuse oneself) but I've never studied the matter.

 

[Steph]

The French think they need the biggest condom? Really. I'm pretty sure Africans need the biggest and most condoms. Beat that Frenchies.

An African familly is sunbathing in a clearing in the jungle. The little boy askes his father "daddy, can I play with your penis?" And the father answer "yes, but don't wander to far".

 

[Sharwood]

An African familly is sunbathing in a clearing in the jungle. The little boy askes his father "daddy, can I play with your penis?" And the father answer "yes, but don't wander to far".

An expedition is wandering through the African wilderness, when they stumble onto a lagoon, with an African man swimming in it. The man has the largest penis ever seen. Awestruck, they instruct their guide to ask the man if they may take pictures for scientific and anthropological journals. The man becomes very indignant, and after a short while, the guide returns and translates:

"What is the big deal? Does not the member of the wwhite man shrink in cold water?"