Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[gonzo_for_civ]

One time, I was playing on a world map and had conquered the zulu down to one size one city(Zimbabwe). After making peace, I tried to extort 2 gold and Shaka said "Go find someone a lot smaller to pick on!" HOW MUCH SMALLER CAN YOU GET!!!!!

Oh yeah, "all your base are belong to us" can be found in a thread entitled: I was looking at the funniest things the comp has ever said and........

There is a link to a page that has the all your base video clip.

 

[Conan666]

Originally posted by Jimcat
"My bad" seems to be a Europeanism that spread via the Internet.

The phrase has been lingua franca in Texas for at least eight years. Maybe by way of (Mexican) Spanish, similar to "it's all good" which derives, I'm certain, from "esta bien."

I have never heard a North American actually speak it in conversation.

Huh. Well, that would explain one more funny look I get up here in New England these days. Oh well, it's all good.

 

[BrianJ]

BTW thanks for the explanations of 'My Bad'


I just got something funny.. The English, as smallest civ, attacked me unprovoked (the biggest) without allies! So, the war is going as could be predicted, so they get another ally. Who? The second smallest! The Babylonians! And they happen to be right next to me.. or used to..



Here is what the game announced as the babs declared war:
(I'm the big yellow one, babs are red, English are on the other continent, after losing 3 cities on mine..)

 

[Major_Tom]

When you ask the diplomatic advisor to start a revolution, the yes-no box that pops up actually has the lyrics to the Beatles song Revolution on it. You say you want a revolution, weeeeelll you know, we all wanna change the world. But when you talk about destructioooon doncha know that you can count me out... cause you know it's gonna beeee alright.

Er, nevermind.

Oh yeah, and I tried to start a revolution while I was actually in a revolution and the diplomatic advisor told me to increase my medication.

Oh yes, and the time me and Mao put our bloody past behind us...

Mao: Our friendship shall remain strong, although the heavens rain, er, big heavy rocks on it!

I love Civ-3's lighthearted humor.

 

[Schnarrd]

When you get a conquest victory and you go to the victory screen where the AI's taunt you and one of them says, "Oh yeah? You and what army? Oh, right."

 

[Headmaster]

Just asked the Americans to let me loan some cash. This is what Lincoln said to me:

 

[Sobieski]

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[Sobieski]

sorry bout the post, posted int he wrong thread.

 

[Sobieski]

Originally posted by Julio
I don't care for sexist wankers who think violence against women is a joking subject. I'm glad most of the Brits I know don't share your sense of humour. Hopefully the UK release of will Civ3 give you something better to do.

Is there a woman alive who has a sense of humor about things? What is funny is that men get hassled for those kind of jokes, but men-hating feminists can say things like, "not all men are bad, some men are dead" and get away with it as a joke. The women "comedians" don't tell funny jokes, they just bash men. Sure maybe 50% of the population thinks it is funny, but they couldn't see humor if it bit them in their sweet candy-like behind. (sorry). If women had a sense of humor they could make everyone laugh.

I can see why they don't find it funny in the UK.

It is hard to smile when the sun just won't shine

 

[Sobieski]

Haha. Just a little light-hearted humour. For Gods-sake don't take anything I say seriously.

 

[shdwlord]

The funniest one I have gotten that I haven't seen listed is when I won the space race and the babs said "I thought we were supposed to kick you off the planet."

 

[sgrig]

Both me and the Chinese were in Communism, and Mao told me once, which I found very funny:

"Increase your offer just slightly Bismarck, and together our people will march forward toward a glorious proletarian paradise!"

I didn't know that the diplomacy lines are affected by government type!

 

[gonzo_for_civ]

Shaka said this to me, he was polite and then I demanded 155 gold(all he had):

"We have ways to deal with bullies. They involve - let's see - snakes, ants, clamps, pointed sticks, wild dogs, boiling oil... And then things get REALLY unpleasant. Care to reconsider?"

That is it TO THE LETTER.

I have a screenshot if someone wants it.

 

[gonzo_for_civ]

Here's the picture.

 

[Futumch]

Check line 2088 in diplomacy.txt in your Civ3 text gamedir.

"All your base are belong to us"

It's there.

It's in Alien versus Predator 2 as a death message as well...

 

[Voltaire]

I was playing as the Persians in one game, and the Zulu's were my next door neighbor. Since 3500 BC I had been involved in no less then 6 major wars with them, giving a little here, getting back a little more (it was on emperor level, btw). Finally, I beat them to modern armor, immediately upgraded all 28 of my tanks, and blitzed him. Shaka and his huge empire was toast in 3 years...but I forgot about the RoP with him (to get to the Romans in a previous war)...
About 20 years after the Zulu extermination, I tried to get a RoP with the Egyptians...they told me "We've talked to the Zulu's! We know how you honor your agreements!" You talked to the Zulu's, huh? What Zulu's? I killed all the Zulu's!
Just for that, I comitted mass genocide on them next...

 

[Apollo]

I took the curry, and the rest of his civilization along with it!

 

[PanaGo]

Originally posted by gonzo_for_civ
Here's the picture.

...Hey!That's not Shaka...

 

[PreTzeL_22]

I got both of these replies afetr refusing to pay tribute:

"Um well yes, normally we would immediately declare war but my generals seem to have lost the paper work. Uh....You won't be so lucky next time!"

"but of course! I was just kidding! Funny joke! HAHA!"

 

[EQandcivfanatic]

Originally posted by Jimcat
"My bad" seems to be a Europeanism that spread via the Internet. I first encountered it on IRC a few years ago, but I have never heard a North American actually speak it in conversation.

And exactly what part of North America are you in?

I live in the South and hear it all the time.