Funniest Thing the Computer has Said?

[Azale]

After beating the game militarily, the English said"Oh yeah!You and what army.....oh,right"

 

[pesoloco]

Originally posted by Grendel
Hey!

I'm not lying! No joke; Mao really said the ZeroWing "all your base" thing. It was after the game said "you have suffered a humiliating defeat" and pulled up that screen where all the leaders insult you.

As far as screenshots go, well, um... I *ahem* don't have a very recent saved game for that one, so I don't think I'll ever be able to prove myself...

I would like to note that Mao didn't just beat me into space, but all my bases really did belong to him -- see my tale of woe for details.

Undoctored screenshots from reliable sources. Sheesh.

It's true. I've seen it too. Sorry, no screenshot.

 

[pesoloco]

Originally posted by SKILORD
couldn't you modify Diplomacy.txt to make it say whatever you wanted? therefore aren't the validity of many of these quotes questionable even with the screenshot?

I have created a utility called Civ III Diplomacy Editor

This program lets you make the AI say whatever you want.

 

[pesoloco]

SKILORD is right. You CAN make the AI say whatever you want it to.

 

[philippe]

Its so funny i almost pee in my pants of laughing
Check it out!
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads/fun!!!.zip

 

[philippe]

It says:A herd of French swine have been spotted rooting among
the garbage near Tokyo.Why?

 

[peso79]

Argh...what is WRONG with all of you? Have you no culture?!

"My bad" originates from the movie "Clueless". I recommend it highly, although I realize that such films don't always appeal to the male gender.

 

[Trinity]

Elizabeth at the end of the game: "I was already beaten. You didn't have to eliminate me."

Abe Lincoln after the game: (nothing at all) -- I think he was doing something Picturesque and Pastoral.

 

[Dragon Warrior]

Originally posted by Julio


What makes you think the virgins are female kOc? Maybe they're virgin males like, say, males who hang around Internet forums making sexist comments.

ouch[punch]

 

[Dragon Warrior]

Once i lost on cheiftian by trying to win diplomaticly after starting a big world war with every one but the americans against me (3 others) (what was i thinking) anyway the world leaders told me to go back to cheiftian

 

[Kennelly]

This isn't anything diplomatic,nevertheless the Computer has said it.
I played as the Greeks,declared War on the English,moved my Knight into Newcastle and razed it.My military advisor is excited,wakes me up and says "Dear MADAM PRIMEMINISTER,we razed Newcastle".Wow,last time I checked Alexander was a man and a monarch (I also was currently a monarchy).

 

[Varelse]

"My bad" has been around for years. It started out as an urban gangsta thing way back as far as ten years ago. Then all the white kids that wanted to be hip started saying it a few years later. Now just about anyone might say it, but it's starting to fade I think.

 

[Raven1er]

Just now i established contact with the english after a merciless war that lasted like 30 rounds(i blockaded their last city, Oxford...)
anyway, once i first got contact elizabeth said
"I, Queen Elizabeth, Ruler of the....whatever, greets you."
Obviously she hated her country

 

[Greeko]

I got a message from Russia one time about "Have you come to admire my beauty?" When I was in diplomacy with it. "Some beauty!" is what I wanted to say.

 

[Raven1er]

 

[The Persian]

Julio, Melinder, I believe that the funniest things ive heard on the comp was what you said to those dudes, and im a dude myself!
Sorry guys, but that was perty funny![punch] (ouch) "What makes you think the virgins are female kOc? Maybe they're virgin males like, say, males who hang around Internet forums making sexist comments." "Jeez flak, hippo, kitten -
ever wonder why the 93% of boys on this site aren't joined by more females?"

 

[Wardog]

Interesting. I played a bunch of games and the AI always tells me the same boring things, nothing funny.

Always things like:

"You have our gratitude"

"We have no interest in such deal"

"We are so glad we could do an agreement"

 

[Raven1er]

Then that means you have no sense of humor

 

[Wardog]

Seriously, I don't know why it happens. Always the same boring messages, never a funny or at least different one.

I checked my diplomacy.txt and it's ok, all the funny messages are there but it does not appear for me.

Does anybody know why?

 

[Raven1er]

it just a random thing