We were invaded by Babylonia 25 turns ago. I think the most humorous thing so far is:
"Madame President, Rheims is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Paris is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Avignon is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Strasbourg is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Cherbourg is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Marseilles is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Athens is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Sparta is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Rouen is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Tours is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Dijon is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, New Orleans is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Troy is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Besacon is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Poiters is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, New Akkad is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, New Paris is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Lafeyette is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, St. Michel is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Nantes is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, New Tours is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Brest is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Grenoble is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Chartres is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, New Grenoble is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Gordium is in civil disorder."
"Madame President, Narbonne is in civil disorder."
"All we are saying... is give peace a chance." Okay so maybe they want to live under Babylonian rule.
Democracy sucks. My people are a bunch of wusses.