PreLynMax
Your Lord and Master
I think the fact that this ship is on fire is the least of it's problems.
I definitely don't want to be on deck of that ship.
Mate: "Uh... captian... we have a problem here..."
Captian: "Arrr... just help put out this fire!"
Mate: "We are dangling 12,000 feet in the air!"
Captian: "Uh... don't move. I think I lost a contact lens somewhere"
*Captian walks towards the port end of the ship, the whole rig topples over*