Funny Screenshots: Part Deux

[TheMulattoMaker]

It's the Ghost of Nuked Mansa, coming back to haunt your world.

Spoiler OMG cheezy :

He even tried to warn you, by naming one of his cities "Aw, da ghost!". He was prophesying to your people, telling them what they would be screaming when they saw his spectral face hovering over the planet.

 

[Merovech]

Well, tundras are pretty much just cold deserts.

 

[jarhead_leif]

Perhaps we're too old for scatological jokes.
I demand AdamCrook some explanations.

You're such a bad, bad person Tachy.

 

[God-Emperor]

Well, tundras are pretty much just cold deserts.

Perhaps it is deserts that are pretty much just hot tundras.

Here is a screenshot. Possibly somewhat funny, even.

Spoiler :

Welcome to the Peninsula of Innumerable Giant Animals

I had only ever seen a few of the coastal plots of this area and didn't realize how many animals, particularly large ones, were over here. The help text shows that there are 3 animals on the plot due south of the hunter, a couple of the others had more than one but most are just the one you can see. It is a large peninsula blocked off from the rest of the continent by a chain of peaks right where it attaches to the continent.

And because I know someone will ask if I don't say: the mod is Caveman2Cosmos. (Or possibly a mod-mod of it, I don't remember which.)

 

[uat2d]

That minimap must be a problem with the graphics' card.

Global warming is just working as intended, 20% chance of a random tile becoming desert

 

[CocoIsKing28]

Elephants, gorillas, macaws, cobras, rhinoceroses, and Neanderthals. That mod is really crazy.
(Plus, I love the canoes! I have to get that mod)

EDIT: Just realized that one of the elephants is standing on a much smaller elephant.

 

[Gzz]

BOMB NEWS : Darius I has a fake Beard , we give to you the imagine :







( folk's reaction :

 

[Manco Capac]

Plus, I love the canoes!

Oh, those are canoes. I thought they were wooden submarines.

 

[AdamCrock]

BOMB NEWS : Darius I has a fake Beard , we give to you the imagine :
( folk's reaction :

In Civilopedia we can read that Hatshepsut ( I hope I spelled her name correctly ) wore a false beard too Maybe it was some kind of king's myth down in the classical ages that king without it's beard is no king at all Roman council members on the other hand were all shaved and proper so maybe it's the reason thay disliked Hannibal so much ? (He wore a beard) Personally I am a fan of Stalin's moustache (conclusion: Stalinist's must have moustaches )

I will not however discuss Genghis Khan poor sense of proper ruler's etiquete 101 (That's one ugly moustache he has xD)

 

[Gzz]

I used that thing of the "A king without a beard isn' t a wise king" for the screenshot

 

[AdamCrock]

I used that thing of the "A king without a beard isn' t a wise king" for the screenshot

Eureka ! Of course ! Facial hairs seems to be the key !!!!
Therefore Native Americans could not get above the chieftain level because Native Americans cannot grow beard !! (This is proven by far to many Inca/Maya statues + I have never seen an Native American with a beard !!) This is seriously weird !

 

[choxorn]

I will not however discuss Genghis Khan poor sense of proper ruler's etiquete 101 (That's one ugly moustache he has xD)

That moustache is bad, but nowhere near as ugly as Civ 3 Genghis Khan.

 

[Lord_Herobrine]

Perhaps it is deserts that are pretty much just hot tundras.

Here is a screenshot. Possibly somewhat funny, even.

Spoiler :

Welcome to the Peninsula of Innumerable Giant Animals

I had only ever seen a few of the coastal plots of this area and didn't realize how many animals, particularly large ones, were over here. The help text shows that there are 3 animals on the plot due south of the hunter, a couple of the others had more than one but most are just the one you can see. It is a large peninsula blocked off from the rest of the continent by a chain of peaks right where it attaches to the continent.

And because I know someone will ask if I don't say: the mod is Caveman2Cosmos. (Or possibly a mod-mod of it, I don't remember which.)

My first thought was "STAMPEDE!"....

My second thought was "WOODEN SUBMARINES!"...

My third thought was "I'm crazy.."

 

[CocoIsKing28]

Eureka ! Of course ! Facial hairs seems to be the key !!!!
Therefore Native Americans could not get above the chieftain level because Native Americans cannot grow beard !! (This is proven by far to many Inca/Maya statues + I have never seen an Native American with a beard !!) This is seriously weird !

I know! Even though I see it as completely impossible, it seems to be so.

 

[AdamCrock]

My first thought was "STAMPEDE!"....

My second thought was "WOODEN SUBMARINES!"...

My third thought was "I'm crazy.."

My thoughts ?? Beware of a parrot in the lower right corner !!! (EDIT: Tachy ? ) It will pick Your eyes clean with it's beak when least expected !

 

[SamSniped]

He knows of the P****t conspiracy. Execute Order 42.

 

[AdamCrock]

He knows of the P****t conspiracy. Execute Order 42.

Roger that ! #kshhhhhhht.....# ... For the Empire !

 

[CocoIsKing28]

My thoughts ?? Beware of a parrot in the lower right corner !!! (EDIT: Tachy ? ) It will pick Your eyes clean with it's beak when least expected !

Soon, it will be a dead parrot; it will have ceased to be.

 

[AdamCrock]

Soon, it will be a dead parrot; it will have ceased to be.

And it makes me sad What have the perrot ever done to us ? He was peacfully eating some parrot's feed and crackers which growed on trees during the late paleozoic era and we have trapped the parrot ! Shame on us humans , shame on us ...

 

[God-Emperor]

Soon, it will be a dead parrot; it will have ceased to be.

And it makes me sad What have the perrot ever done to us ? He was peacfully eating some parrot's feed and crackers which growed on trees during the late paleozoic era and we have trapped the parrot ! Shame on us humans , shame on us ...

But he's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords.