[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

[Kennigit]

oh yeah pms should be sent out.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Oh yeah, items. RNG style!

topsecret for Smurf Berry 1
bsmith for Smurf Berry 2
azzaman for Smurf Berry 3
Civcube for Smurf Berry 4
Xenoneb for Smurf Berry 5
Daveshack for Exotic Smurf Berry 1
Choxorn for Exotic Smurf Berry 2
MartinLuther for Opera Ticket

 

[Earthling]

I hate the opera!

Though it looks like the priority is keeping that ticket in town hands to win Smurfette over, probably need to pass it on privately in the next couple of days in a way that keeps scum out of the loop. Think we could trust johnhughthom to be up to that task and these smurfberries will help him survive to get that done.

Exotic Smurfberries to Dreadnought, if you could just start by eating one and telling what it's like.

 

[dragonprobably]

An Ode to RNG​

Today I shall Vote: Earthling
As he didn't do much Smurfing
Ninja should get the first smurf berry
Let's just hope it's not a cherry
Xenoneb should get smurf berry number two
So he may have something to chew
Turq should get the smurf berry that is third
Even though that is kind of absurd
DaveShack should get smurf berry number four
My, this rhyming is becoming quite a chore
CivCube should get smurf berry number five
So that he may stay alive

Jarrema should get the first smurf berry that is exotic
My, this rhyming is becoming quite idiotic
ATPG should get exotic smurf berry numero dos
Since I'm speaking spanish, adios
And the tickets should go to azzaman
Who I'm very sure is a Rasta, mon.

 

[Earthling]

I hate people who don't know better when they should!

Guess that means vote: NinjaCow64 as he was before you on the items though. And FoS: Zack for yesterday, clearly only one townie smurf was making the decision.

 

[Autolycus]

MartinLuther, You deserve an exotic smurfberry for that.
Let Dreadnought claim the other.
I can't argue with such fantastic poetry too much, but I think Choxorn deserves the tickets.

Earthling should get the first Smurfberry,
johnhughthom the second,
Zack the third
Daveshack the fourth,
and robbiecon the final berry.

 

[Autolycus]

I think it would be hilarious if vote:MartinLuther got both an exotic smufberry and a good smurfing for his efforts.

 

[choxorn]

My RNG dictates I vote:
Berry 1- Xenoneb
Berry 2- ATPG
Berry 3- Zack
Berry 4- Optical
Berry 5- topsecret
Exotic Berry 1- Turquoiside
Exotic Berry 2- DaveShack

Tickets- CivCube
Vote: azzaman

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I would like either a regular smurfberry or the opera tickets.

However, I am only curious about the tickets. Additional HP sounds great!

 

[Dreadnought]

Give me everything.

 

[Optical]

Choxorn can have one of the berries (number 1)
Earthling can have Berry 2
Zack can have Berry 3
Verarde can have the fourth berry
JoanK can have the fifth one
I suggest ATPG gets one of the exotic berries
and DaveShack gets the other.
I'd like the opera tickets.

Dreadnought for the heck of it, and because I'm curious as to why he wants everything.

 

[Dreadnought]

I'll be honest...I was just too lazy to write out a ton of individual votes.

 

[JohannaK]

I want an exotic berry
the other can go to choxorn
ATPG can have a Smurfberry,
Dreadnought can have another
MartinLuther can get another one
Maybe the fourth to NinjaCow
and the last to Zack
And I'd like the tickets for the opera

 

[Jarrema]

Berry 1- Xenoneb
Berry 2- Azzaman
Berry 3- Optical
Berry 4- Autolycus
Berry 5- topsecret
Exotic Berry 1- Me (Jarema)
Exotic Berry 2- MartinLuther

Tickets- JoanK
vote: Choxorn

 

[Jarrema]

Berry 1- Xenoneb
Berry 2- Azzaman
Berry 3- Optical
Berry 4- Autolycus
Berry 5- topsecret
Exotic Berry 1- Me (Jarema)
Exotic Berry 2- MartinLuther

Tickets- JoanK
vote: Choxorn

 

[azzaman333]

I'd be happy to get a bit of opera into me. Get all cultured and stuff. The smurfettes will be swooning all over me. (Azza gets the opera ticket)

I'll take a berry.
I'll give one to Jarrema
Another to MartinLuther
Yet another to NinjaCow
And Gatorade (Verarde) can have the 5th.

Choxorn gets an exotic berry, I hope it poisons him.
Also Optical, for being an exotic Kiwi, can have an exotic berry.

Dreadnought because he's being a greedy smurf, and that's bad karma or something.

 

[johnhughthom]

Silly azzaman, there is only one Smurfette.

Backrow Opera tickets? Wow. I mean, because that way Smurfette would get a really good view, and not crick her little neck looking up. Er, yes, that's what I mean. So, yeah, I'd totally love those tickets.

askthepizzaguy, azzaman, Autolycus, Verarde and BSmith for the regular berries
Jarema and Choxorn for exotic berries

Vote: MartinLuther

I'm curious to see exactly what Auto means by a 'good smurfing'.

 

[azzaman333]

Silly azzaman, there is only one Smurfette.

Not when I'm done with her.

 

[johnhughthom]

Sooo... Basically you are suggesting you want your offspring to find you sexually attractive.... 'kay.

 

[azzaman333]

I was going to clone her. No idea what you were thinking.