[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

[JohannaK]

It's a magic invisible laser assault rifle of Death.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's a magic invisible laser assault rifle of Death.

That's quite the potent package you've got there. Sounds like it has rapid-fire capability.

Such a shame I can't see it.

Can I touch it? Maybe just hold it for a while.

 

[JohannaK]

Naw, it's all mine! >:3

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Figures you wouldn't share your goodies.

Fine, go play with your massive weapon all by yourself! See if I care or watch!

 

[JohannaK]

My preciousssss!

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh great, now you're going to put your finger inside of some One ring without me.

Selfish! I should get a turn. After all, it's my birthday and I wants it.

 

[JohannaK]

Nah, I just went Gollum on my magic invisible laser assault rifle, you second rate Sméagol.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Be careful, I bite.

 

[JohannaK]

And I shoot laser beams. *dzing, dzing* See?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

This whole conversation is smurfed up.

 

[JohannaK]

It took you quite a long time to realise, really.

 

[NinjaCow64]

This thread is going down the path to NSFW very quickly.

On that note, Pizza, are you horny smurf?

 

[JohannaK]

No, he's Smeagol Smurf. And I'm the other hobbit. Except in this timeline I survive.

 

[Autolycus]

JoanK can have the chocolate.

Jarrema seems pretty scummy, but I think we have enough votes on him for right now, so I think Civcube deserves some attention/ fear of the Pizzaguy.

I think Choxorn is getting more assumption of innocence than he should, so I would like the berries, and Dreadnought can have the glove.

 

[Autolycus]

Something I just noticed: MartinLuther is Hades? I don't remember Hades as a smurf-foe and I can't find him in the wiki. Is there something strange going on here?

 

[JohannaK]

I found it odd as well, but well, there aren't many foes other than Gargamel and Azrael.

 

[Kennigit]

Something I just noticed: MartinLuther is Hades? I don't remember Hades as a smurf-foe and I can't find him in the wiki. Is there something strange going on here?

as per rules (d) roles and (a) victory conditions, mafia/scum are not necessarily from the village. that was there before, but I also had an incomplete sentence I edited grammatically today (so last edit date is 10/15 but nothing has changed, except for the various updates to the rules posted in post #2 game thread)

 

[BSmith1068]

choxorn gets the gloves and all of the berries

As for the chocolate, not sure we should put them all in one basket unless we have a fairly certain idea of what they can be used for. As such, JoanK can have them. I am open to changing this (or guaranteeing it will not change) with the right amount of information – privately if desired.

As for the vote, I think I am going to go with vote: NinjaCow again. I don’t feel that we need another vote on Jarrema at this point, and we certainly need some more discussion of alternate candidates. Ninja has consistently taken the easy route with voting. When challenged with this yesterday, he responded by saying it is due to “RP”. This could use some more attention.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

This thread is going down the path to NSFW very quickly.

On that note, Pizza, are you horny smurf?

More like double entendre smurf- the smurf that is more interested in cunning wordplay than actual smurf-on-smurf behavior.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Analysis post. Skip to bottom for summary.


Notes about MartinLuther:

Spoiler :

Oh yeah, items. RNG style!

topsecret for Smurf Berry 1
bsmith for Smurf Berry 2
azzaman for Smurf Berry 3
Civcube for Smurf Berry 4
Xenoneb for Smurf Berry 5
Daveshack for Exotic Smurf Berry 1
Choxorn for Exotic Smurf Berry 2
MartinLuther for Opera Ticket

Context: NinjaCow, a still living unknown alignment player, votes MartinLuther the valuable Opera Ticket item without being asked to by MartinLuther, who has done nothing at this point except sign up.

An Ode to RNG​

Today I shall Vote: Earthling
As he didn't do much Smurfing
Ninja should get the first smurf berry
Let's just hope it's not a cherry
Xenoneb should get smurf berry number two
So he may have something to chew
Turq should get the smurf berry that is third
Even though that is kind of absurd
DaveShack should get smurf berry number four
My, this rhyming is becoming quite a chore
CivCube should get smurf berry number five
So that he may stay alive

Jarrema should get the first smurf berry that is exotic
My, this rhyming is becoming quite idiotic
ATPG should get exotic smurf berry numero dos
Since I'm speaking spanish, adios
And the tickets should go to azzaman
Who I'm very sure is a Rasta, mon.

Context: This is his first action all game.
Interesting notes:
1) Votes Jarrema the purple berry, and Jarrema smells fishy to me and is still alive.
2) Votes Ninja the blue berry, and Ninja is still alive and also voting him an item.
3) Votes Xenoneb an item, who is replaced by BSmith2. Ninjacow also voted Xenoneb/BSmith2 an item. Therefore there is a weak link between all three so far.
4) Votes DaveShack an item, who is replaced by Zack2.
Strong fingers of suspicion on Ninjacow et BSmith, footnote on Zack2.
5) Does not vote himself the opera ticket (because he's mafia and doesnt want to appear greedy) so odds are, a teammate would want to vote him the item.

MartinLuther, You deserve an exotic smurfberry for that.
Let Dreadnought claim the other.
I can't argue with such fantastic poetry too much, but I think Choxorn deserves the tickets.

Earthling should get the first Smurfberry,
johnhughthom the second,
Zack the third
Daveshack the fourth,
and robbiecon the final berry.

Context: Autolycus votes MartinLuther an item.
However, does not seem to otherwise be linked with the others, especially since:

I think it would be hilarious if vote:MartinLuther got both an exotic smufberry and a good smurfing for his efforts.

Next:

Berry 1- Xenoneb
Berry 2- Azzaman
Berry 3- Optical
Berry 4- Autolycus
Berry 5- topsecret
Exotic Berry 1- Me (Jarema)
Exotic Berry 2- MartinLuther

Tickets- JoanK
vote: Choxorn

Context: Another link between martinluther and Jarrema. Also hogging the exotic berries, when he's a guy who makes berries. Note also that he's voting an item to Xenoneb.

I'd be happy to get a bit of opera into me. Get all cultured and stuff. The smurfettes will be swooning all over me. (Azza gets the opera ticket)

I'll take a berry.
I'll give one to Jarrema
Another to MartinLuther
Yet another to NinjaCow
And Gatorade (Verarde) can have the 5th.

Choxorn gets an exotic berry, I hope it poisons him.
Also Optical, for being an exotic Kiwi, can have an exotic berry.

Dreadnought because he's being a greedy smurf, and that's bad karma or something.

Context: Another person votes MartinLuther an item, as well as one to Jarrema and one to Ninjacow. Funnily enough, I don't suspect azzaman. I think this guy is a townie wagoning onto some other votes that are questionable.

Silly azzaman, there is only one Smurfette.

Backrow Opera tickets? Wow. I mean, because that way Smurfette would get a really good view, and not crick her little neck looking up. Er, yes, that's what I mean. So, yeah, I'd totally love those tickets.

askthepizzaguy, azzaman, Autolycus, Verarde and BSmith for the regular berries
Jarema and Choxorn for exotic berries

Vote: MartinLuther

I'm curious to see exactly what Auto means by a 'good smurfing'.

Context: A vote for MartinLuther, this one will be more dangerous than a solo vote.
Purple berries to Jarrema and choxorn. The blue berry votes all seem fine.

Since the consensus on dreadnought is that he is more deserving of the first exotic berry, I will swap my votes:
Unvote: all Exotic berry votes
Vote Exotic Berry 1: Dreadnought
Vote Exotic Berry 2: MartinLuther

Context: Autolycus tries to get MartinLuther the purple berry.

Vote: MartinLuther, because I didn't realize we were lynching people today.

Another vote on MartinLuther.

I would like the opera ticket

Incidentally, this is what Xeno contributes D1.


MartinLuther is lynched and survives due to, well, being a big tough mafia dude.

Dreadnought comes out of it looking the towniest.


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Context: Day 2

MartinLuther
and Verarde can have the boxing gloves since they helped me get the opera ticket.

Berries shall go to
Me
autolycus
bsmith
choxorn

because they appear to be the first 4 in alphabetical order who voted yesterday.

Azza votes Martin gloves, which Martin never uses or transfers to a teammate.

MartinLuther
Verarde
Azzaman333
Autolycus
Me
Choxorn



Rather pre-emptively defensive here, no? vote: askthepizzaguy

Incidentally, this is why I killed BSmith the first time, he voted for me.

Since he was innocent there's nothing more to see here.

Meesa, Pizza, Azza and Jarema for da berries.

MartinLuther and Verarde can punch each other.

Vote: Optical

Context: D2 vote to give MartinLuther the boxing gloves. Interesting gift of berries to Jarrema.

Fine, I'll copy robbiecon, kind of.

Vote: BSmith

Boxing glove 1 to askthepizzaguy, and the second to askthepizzaguy

Berry 1: Zack 2
Berry 2: Zack 2
Berry 3: Zack 2
Berry 4: Zack 2

Incidentally, this is the towniest looking set of votes I've seen so far this game.

Kudos on the choices Zack. Not just because of the gloves, but your choices do not seem to be based on "blending in".


And BSmith was damaged by two whole votes. What in the heck were we thinking that day.


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Context: D3

well, as it was host's mistake, I think the glove should go to Verarde.

And then, we may convince him to give it to MartinLuther

Rather damning post by Jarrema.

That sounds...powerful.

Martin has gone AWOL in many of his games, so it would probably make sense to kill him then give the glove to Pizza. On that note, Vote: MartinLuther and Berries: askthepizzaguy as if he isn't town and the gloves are THAT powerful, we're pretty much toast anyway, I guess.

Bussing inactive teammate?

I will be happy if them both went to one person, be it Verarde or MartinLuther

Way too excited about those gloves.

My gut tells me Turquoside is not scum -- based on the information in the thread thus far -- and that one between MartinLuther and CivCube are attempting to hide in the lynch for insidious reasons.

I'll go with Vote: MartinLuther for now, seeing as he didn't have the decency to admit to a vote for purposes of his own survival (and the fact that he`s the other lynch target today).

Even more townieness from Dreadnought.

Vote: Turquoiside

Scummiest thing CivCube did all game. Not sure if means anything.


Later...

Well, Vote: MartinLuther in conchord with Pizza's idea. I'd vote for the berries, but I am too lazy.

Hmmm. Distancing or for real townie?

vote: NinjaCow Why so lazy all of a sudden? Not your style.

Me
ATPG
Jarrema
Jarrema
Me
Me

Me
Dreadnought

Me

Too focused on himself and Jarrema.



This is the last bit of notes from the pre-MartinLuther death section of the game, as it pertains to MartinLuther and others who interact with him heavily voting-wise.


SUMMARY


MartinLuther: Scum
NinjaCow: Still alive, voted MartinLuther things, votes for MartinLuther to die when he seems inactive. Possible partner, possible feeble attempt at distancing.
Jarrema: Is voted an item by MartinLuther, votes items to MartinLuther, tries to get boxing gloves handed to MartinLuther, tries to spare MartinLuther from the lynch.
Xenoneb: Is voted an item by MartinLuther. Is replaced by BSmith2, who seems scummy to me. Xenoneb's behavior before he goes AWOL is also scummy.
Autolycus: Minimal interaction with ML but also votes to make him die. I also know things about him that make him seem townie to me.
Azzaman: minimal interaction with ML and is otherwise acting townie. I believe some of his votes were incidentally gifting the mafia some items, however.
Johnhughthom: I don't sense townieness from his votes. Nor do I sense he's particularly useful to the town. I have decreed that he will die for this. He might be his typical self but that's used to mask scummy actions when he's scum, and for this, he's beyond expendable to me. Die, die, die.
Zack2: Smells townie
Dreadnought: Smells townie
CivCube: Mild scumminess but I'm getting almost no reading. Others seem more scummy.

As such, I am proposing the summary execution and total destruction of the following players, in this order:


1) Vote: Jarrema. Odds are basically 50/50 he's scum, and therefore our best lead, and we must lynch him TO DEATH today, so I am asking for the FULL WAGON treatment. Remove all his HP now. No sense lynching anyone unless we intend to actually kill them.

2) Xenoneb/BSmith2. Right up there with johnny boy huge thumb in terms of completely expendable to the town and voting scummily. Possibly more scummily. Note also how he's trying to reduce the amount of HP damage Jarrema takes today. If Jarrema flips scum, Bsmith must die without any further question.

3) Johnhughthom. Utterly useless to the town. Nothing personal mate, but you asked for it when you voted me and did nothing else.

4) NinjaCow, possibly. I think there's distancing involved here.


NinjaCow and johnhughthom look most like they're distancing from MartinLuther with their lynch votes while also trying to assist him with the item votes.

This may be coincidental but they can explain themselves more while I kill BSmith tonight.