[Game thread] Smurf Mafia

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also, no matter how I feel about any player, I do not focus on removing them from play unless they are known to be an active troll who gets banned often. Pizza's honor.

There's not much of it, but where it is, it's gold.

 

[Kennigit]

Monday October 15 11:59 PM EDT

[TIMER=10/15/2012 11:59 PM EDT; Day Phase Over][/TIMER]​

I have this atm with 3 hours to go:
lynch: jarrema 9
all berries choxorn 8
chocolate 1 tie 4-4 dreadnought joank
chocolate 2 5 joank 3 dreadnought

glove choxorn 9

the difference in chocolate vote is joank's vote (voted choc 1 to dreadnought choc 2 to himself). I'll interpret the tie as going to dreadnought in that case, since his post explicitly says that.
data:
vote

Spoiler :

tally:

Spoiler :

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler :

Vote: Zack as I like the Opera.

Also, he did the usual scumtell of posting above me. Those people are always scum.

Oh yeah, items. RNG style!

topsecret for Smurf Berry 1
bsmith for Smurf Berry 2
azzaman for Smurf Berry 3
Civcube for Smurf Berry 4
Xenoneb for Smurf Berry 5
Daveshack for Exotic Smurf Berry 1
Choxorn for Exotic Smurf Berry 2
MartinLuther for Opera Ticket

Vote: johnhughthom as that "None" ability is obviously a nightkill. I would vote for the berries, but I am too lazy. Yawn.

Why yes I would. Because I assure you, my last post was not a joke. Indeed.

That sounds...powerful.

Martin has gone AWOL in many of his games, so it would probably make sense to kill him then give the glove to Pizza. On that note, Vote: MartinLuther and Berries: askthepizzaguy as if he isn't town and the gloves are THAT powerful, we're pretty much toast anyway, I guess.

The case on Martin was very weak, so I will Unvote; Vote: Turquoisidd as his post back there was über scummy.

And I'm sticking with Turquoiside. Because I am lazy.

Well, Vote: MartinLuther in conchord with Pizza's idea. I'd vote for the berries, but I am too lazy.

I'm roleplaying. And if you don't understand what I mean by that, then I'm too lazy to explain it too you.

Well if Jarrema isn't scum then I'll smurf my own hat.

Vote: Jarrema All the stuff goes to choxorn

Don't you love those times when you're talking about smurfing and the other person thinks you are talking about something completely different?

This thread is going down the path to NSFW very quickly.

On that note, Pizza, are you horny smurf?

@Pizza: What can I say? I used RNG for the items on the first day and I didn't know what the tickets did then anyway.



I take my RP very seriously. So then think, what Smurf would not bother voting for items and take the easy route in lynches? If you can't figure it out, don't expect me to do it for you, I'm too lazy.

.....So you're Lazy Smurf. Got it.

I find it hard to picture mafia sticking to this theme and making such a point of it. The idea is to not attract attention to yourself.

This is one of those obscure behavioral tics that make it difficult for me to picture NinjaCow as scum now.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

BSmith not off the hook yet, but I'm biding my time as requested.
NinjaCow, I'm feeling cooler on.

Okay, so re-assessing my top suspects. Putting who is the lynch and who is the kill at the top.



Top five of interest:

On Death's door:

1) Jarrema. (targeted for lynch)
2) johnny boy huge thumb (targeted for death)

The next three afterward, should the game continue:

3) CivCube
4) Verarde
5) Robbiecon

Finally:

6) BSmith (provisionally granted extra time but not cleared)

 

[choxorn]

On the other hand, NinjaCow voting that lazily is something he'd never normally do, considering how much he hates lazy votes.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

On the other hand, NinjaCow voting that lazily is something he'd never normally do, considering how much he hates lazy votes.

So, deliberately acting outside the norm, scum-tell?

Is he someone you want dead, y/n?

 

[Zack]

Seems legit. Remember this is the guy who consistently spoke incoherently in Pirate Ship Mafia for the purposes of roleplaying.

 

[azzaman333]

.....So you're Lazy Smurf. Got it.

I find it hard to picture mafia sticking to this theme and making such a point of it. The idea is to not attract attention to yourself.

This is one of those obscure behavioral tics that make it difficult for me to picture NinjaCow as scum now.

IMO, Lazy Smurf would be a relatively easy choice to fake role play for cover. But...

Zack, are you saying that NinjaCow has a history of roleplaying for the sake of roleplaying, rather than to gain cover?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's it. That's day phase over.

Show me a scumbag and make this a curb stomp.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Zack, are you saying that NinjaCow has a history of roleplaying for the sake of roleplaying, rather than to gain cover?

Yes, I do

 

[azzaman333]

In that case, my suspicion of you probably isn't particularly justified at this point in time.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

At least you're taking the risk of pointing fingers, azzaman.

I can tolerate a lot from someone who actually plays the game.

 

[Kennigit]

yeah my bad, unforseen circumstances delayed me from posting update last night. coing right up

 

[Kennigit]

End Day 5​

Tthe smurfs went out to the farmhouse, pitchforks ablazing, ready to lynch Jarrema ol' country style.

Jarrema protested profusely, but it seemed his protests stopped after the floor dropped beneath him and the rope tightened.

with 9 accusers against him, the appropriate damage was done and....

Spoiler :

Jarrema was Farmer Smurf! He was innocent!

lynch: jarrema 9
all berries choxorn 8
chocolate 1 dreadnought 4
chocolate 2 5 joank

glove choxorn 9

the difference in chocolate vote is joank's vote (voted choc 1 to dreadnought choc 2 to himself). I'll interpret the tie as going to dreadnought in that case, since his post explicitly says that.

note: rng also pulled up dreadnought

data:
vote

Spoiler :

tally:

Spoiler :

Wednesday October 17 4:00 PM EDT


[TIMER=10/17/2012 4:00 PM EDT; Night Phase Over][/TIMER]​

the intention is to have this night end at a time I can do the update, then roll over to be a 2 day ~5 hour day phase day 6

 

[Zack]

Jesus Smurfing Christ.

Everyone, please take notes from topsecret and Jarrema on how NOT to act as a townie.

 

[Jarrema]

good luck fellows!

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Jesus Smurfing Christ.

Everyone, please take notes from topsecret and Jarrema on how NOT to act as a townie.

Ya.

That was not epic townie play right ther.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Now then, there wasn't a strong second place candidate and I'm wavering in my opinion on NinjaCow.

I am thinking, and have declared that I will, murder Johnhughthom tonight.

If there is strong reason not to, or if there's a strong reason to hit someone else, now is the time to say so.

We can make a blunder with a mislynch and still come back roaring with one more dead scum tonight. If I'm wrong on john, help me see it.

If you're right on someone besides john, help me see it. This night phase does not belong to the mafia, because I have a gun placed against someone's temples. I can end their hopes of winning this game right here, right now.

Help me decide, make a difference, or bet it all that Askthepizzaguy eventually gets it correct by guessing on his own. Your choice.

 

[azzaman333]

If you're not convinced on anyone in particular, I think CivCube is a good choice. Worst case scenario, we lose a non-participating townie. Best case, he flips mafia. No matter his alignment, the mafia won't go after him, and it's hard to build a lynch case on an inactive. So that's who I'd go with.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Does anyone else concur? Because I'm still online and active for a while.

If I have any townie lean on you whatsoever and you agree, I already think CivCube is almost imperceptibly scummy, and that azzaman is townie. So I'm in agreement with the move.

If I can get a second on this particular nomination from someone I don't think is scum, CivCube dies instead.