Gifts sent to Bush from foreign governments.

[Nobody]

Ill send him on a all expense paid hunting trip with the vice president

 

[classical_hero]

I would send him a vintage Bible.

 

[Louis XXIV]

Bush: Scissors
Cheney: Rock
Rumsfeld: Paper

Don't give Bush scissors. He might hurt himself!

 

[Chieftess]

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, a gift from the Sultan of Brunei, has some tips on how to use some of these implements in a tight spot. President Bush was reminded of his problems with language by a vocabulary-expanding game called Forgotten English, from Brunei.

Sounds like he's something of a comedian, or a wise-guy...

...or at the special presentation edition of The Art of War Dick Cheney got from the Chinese vice-president.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Rummy: I would send him a link to CFC, so that he can find and read Birdjaguar´s poetry and improve his own.

I'd write him a few lines of my own.

 

[CurtSibling]

I sent him a mindless robot doppelganger in 2002, I wonder if he ever put it to use?

 

[Souron]

Don't give Bush scissors. He might hurt himself!

What's wrong with that?

 

[Tenochtitlan]

Bush: Scissors
Cheney: Rock
Rumsfeld: Paper

Send Cheney to a rock

 

[Shylock]

Ooooo Rumy didn't want his aromatherapy set!

Unnappreciative S.O.B isn't he? AND to top it off we have a bureaucracy to handle disposing of gifts! Our tax dollars go to pay people to put things in the trash.

 

[CurtSibling]

You Americans wanted the mafia - And you got the mafia!

Too late to complain.

 

[Truronian]

Bush: Chinese finger trap

Rumsfeld: Severed horse head (I reckon he'd see the funny side...)

Cheney: I'm with stupid T-shirt

 

[malclave]

You Americans wanted the mafia - And you got the mafia!

Huh?

Can you clarify?

 

[North King]

Bush: Dictionary
Rumsfeld: Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"
Cheney: Supersoaker. Attached is the note, "Use this when people are around. Please."

All in good humor.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I saw this in the newspaper, and it mentioned an additional gift that wasn't in the article in which someone gave bush some CDs and DVDs.

 

[FriendlyFire]

Rumsfeld: Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"


All in good humor.

Uh He was given "How to eat soap with a knife" by Franks or was it Bremer(?)
Kinda get a clue book from the military

 

[Tulkas12]

Sounds like an editorial and not much worth listening to at that.
Sounds like a bunch of liberals sitting here criticizing and not offering a better way of them to handle the gifting.
Sounds like the same crap this excedingly socialist paper has put out for some time now.
Sounds like. . . hot air.