Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
I'm a fisherman and you are my bait 
Great pick up lines you've heard or said
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"Have sex with me or I will torture and kill everyone of your villiage."
No used quite as much as it used to be.
No used quite as much as it used to be.
Bozo Erectus
Master Baker
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You killed the Kennedys?Originally posted by Gothmog
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
@Supervie, if a woman asked me about the weather while grinding her hips and staring at me, I might be more scared than turned on I think. Sounds kinda weird you have to admit
Superevie
Latina Goddess™
Originally posted by Dumb pothead
You killed the Kennedys?
@Supervie, if a woman asked me about the weather while grinding her hips and staring at me, I might be more scared than turned on I think. Sounds kinda weird you have to admit
No, it looks better than it sounds. I am awful at describing things with words. It more of a weight shift, not something more bizarre. [weird mental picture] And I don't stare creepily either. 
Bozo Erectus
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Oh ok, I'll take your word for it
Stapel
FIAT 850 coupé
"Will you buy me a drink?"
At least you wil, have attention. If there doesn't come a yes: "Well, if the asnwer is no, may I buy you one?"
Can't fail !
Last summer I was succesful with this one: "You seem to a be like a man".... 0.04 secs later, I realised what I just said. I quickly went on: "that was meant as a compliment". She took it!
Later that nigth, after I escorted here home, she invited me in her home with the following line: "Would you like to see the pics I made at the F1 race in Monaco?"
A few weeks later, it was all over....
At least you wil, have attention. If there doesn't come a yes: "Well, if the asnwer is no, may I buy you one?"
Can't fail !
Last summer I was succesful with this one: "You seem to a be like a man".... 0.04 secs later, I realised what I just said. I quickly went on: "that was meant as a compliment". She took it!
Later that nigth, after I escorted here home, she invited me in her home with the following line: "Would you like to see the pics I made at the F1 race in Monaco?"
A few weeks later, it was all over....
Sims2789
Fool me once...
Originally posted by Aphex_Twin
...don't stare at her breasts (right away)
mostly true, but i actually knew a girl who liked that. but not getting caught staring at breasts is a good rule to follow.
onejayhawk
Afflicted with reason
"Excuse me. Could I ask a small favor? "
It doesnt matter what the favor is, so long as it real and not difficult. When you come back you get plenty of opportunity for eye contact and an excuse for small talk, etc.
J
It doesnt matter what the favor is, so long as it real and not difficult. When you come back you get plenty of opportunity for eye contact and an excuse for small talk, etc.
J
floppa21
Crusty Manhole
I'm not really this tall, it's my wallet.
I have a new idea. I'll offer a woman $30 or so and tell her to get herself a bite to eat and catch a movie. I'll get some reading done while she is out on the date and afterwards, she can return to my place for the hanky panky. This way, she gets dinner and a movie and I get to do something much more productive than throwing away part of my life 'getting to know her'. Must I talk with her and such?
Break the dating scene down to the basics and go from there I say.
I have a new idea. I'll offer a woman $30 or so and tell her to get herself a bite to eat and catch a movie. I'll get some reading done while she is out on the date and afterwards, she can return to my place for the hanky panky. This way, she gets dinner and a movie and I get to do something much more productive than throwing away part of my life 'getting to know her'. Must I talk with her and such?
Break the dating scene down to the basics and go from there I say.
You can stare. Just don't get caught. It helps if you're taller, this way, you have to look down to begin with.
Finally, a good side to my height!
Ripped right out of Japanrocks's signature.
"Do you want to dance, or shall I guilltoine your head and feed it to the buzzards? I personally like the first option."
Ah, the good old days of just pillaging a village and taking the women......how I miss them so!
Not that I actually dance.
"Do you want to dance, or shall I guilltoine your head and feed it to the buzzards? I personally like the first option."
Ah, the good old days of just pillaging a village and taking the women......how I miss them so!
Not that I actually dance.
jeriko one
Exalted Fleetlord
A dialogue from a girl in a holiday resort.
Me: So you are staying here long, huh?
Girl: No, this is my last day, I am leaving in an hour.
Ouch.
Me: So you are staying here long, huh?
Girl: No, this is my last day, I am leaving in an hour.
Ouch.
Get your coat. You're pulled.
WickedSmurf
pr0
Give me your number before I change my mind.
Success guaranteed.
Success guaranteed.
bobgote
Trousers
LOL
very nice.
reckon i might try that one out some time (well hey, if i'm going to torture and kill people anyway, i might as well try for the added bonus
)History_Buff
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If you want to get slapped:
Save a horse, ride me instead.
Save a horse, ride me instead.
The more amusing ones I have heard (never really was one for pick up lines myself) are universally innappropriate for this forum.
I do usually get a good laugh out of guys trying pickup lines at the local bar.
I do usually get a good laugh out of guys trying pickup lines at the local bar.
Brewster
stays crunchy in milk
I was absolutly floored when my buddy got this line to work for him at the bar this summer.
"Nice shoes. Wanna ****."
"Nice shoes. Wanna ****."
Akka
Moody old mage.
I don't believe you. Prove it.Originally posted by Superevie
If THAT isn't cheesy...
