Great pick up lines you've heard or said

[Håkon]

Can't believe these haven't been posted before:







Now these, I believe, are poor pick up lines

 

[Laughing Gull]

"Heyyy. wanna go back to my place and get drunk?"


(it worked)

 

[Paalikles]

Hey, wanna go to my place and look at the general budget equation?


- unfortunately, female history students at the university of Oslo have no sense of humor

I won the wager with my friends though


Edit: spelling: has--->have

 

[Superevie]

That's a good one Paal.

I heard once from a guy who's name was Adam (y'all know my name by now) my name and he goes, "Hey, Adam and ***..." that was ******ed.

 

[thestonesfan]

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

 

[thestonesfan]

Hay baby, I have over 4000 posts on CFC.

 

[Superevie]

Originally posted by thestonesfan
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I had a guy use that on one of my girlfriends! She is, ahem, well endowed, and we were walking in the mall together. This guy goes and shouts, "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" It didn't work on her, needless to say.

 

[thestonesfan]

Originally posted by Superevie


I had a guy use that on one of my girlfriends! She is, ahem, well endowed, and we were walking in the mall together. This guy goes and shouts, "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" It didn't work on her, needless to say.

My second one surely would have.

 

[luke ka boom]

one I just thought up:
"Take me down to your paridise city, where the legs are smooth and the veiw is pretty!"

 

[thestonesfan]

What chick doesn't love references to GNR in pick up lines??

 

[Smaasnekje]

"HEY! Nice arse! Turn around so I can say hello to you!"

 

[Pongui]

Adam and Eve. Holy fig leaf!

I used this on a checkout clerk who's nameplate read "Yoni":

"Hi. I'm Lingam."

"Lingam", in the Hindu cosmology, means "phallus". It's a sort of sacred symbol. "Yoni", crudely translated, means ...the compliment.

 

[Pirate]

Here's one if a pickup line doesn't work:

You: "Excuse me, would you like to dance?"

Woman: "Why would I want to dance with a loser like you?"

You:"I'm sorry, you must have misheard me, I said 'you look fat in those pants.'"

 

[Sims2789]

Originally posted by The Yankee


You can stare. Just don't get caught. It helps if you're taller, this way, you have to look down to begin with.

Finally, a good side to my height!

the girl caught me, but didn't care. but her boyfriend caught us flirting and i was saying something like, "hi Kim's chest" and she liked it. he intentionally coughed, and i backed off. some people might have started a fist fight over that, but i had beat him in one 2 months earlier, so he wasn't likely to mess with The Pimp They Call Money$ims.

 

[Sims2789]

if you are a pimp and she is a prostitute, start walking like a pimp and say, "Yo, you need a playa in your life?"

 

[da_greatest]

Originally posted by Norlamand
Hi! My name is Bill Gates. I'm extremely wealthy and quite horney. Would you like to see my software?

I prefer: Hi! My name is Bill Gates. I'm extremely wealthy and quite horney. Would you like to see my hardware?

 

[Unregister]

"Hi wanna go out saturday night?"