Traitorfish
The Tighnahulish Kid
The climatic argument is a peculiar one, mind, given that the hot-headedness of the Southerners is traditionally attributed to Scots and Irish origins, and it's not like we're sunning ourselves in October. Perhaps that whole notion of a "Celtic South" wasn't so well-established at the time?
It's pretty amazing how fast that switch flipped, though of course that viewpoint ignores centuries of persecution.
It's no mystery, btw, there are famous works which present the concept. Although they often are named in such a way that *possibly* (said in Blackadder tone) one would not identify them as relevant, eg "The Parmenides, or 