ParadigmShifter
Random Nonsense Generator
There is no crime in Liverpool.
Or maybe not. Once a 17 year old girl slashed nearly all the car tyres on my street, she did 3 of them on my car.
My Mum used to live in a quiet little town and there was a murder just a few doors away (it was a domestic murder I think).
A few years back someone had his hand chopped off with a samurai sword after a row with another customer at a city centre chinese restaurant over spring rolls or something. He went home to get his sword and came back.
Lots of drug shootings.
Stephen Gerrard allegedly glassed a DJ in Southport (near Liverpool, I used to live there) after he refused to play his favourite song. Trial to follow soon.
Joey Barton also went on a Liverpool city centre spree of beating up people in the steet, he was jailed for that though. His brother is doing time for the racist knife murder of a kid at a bus stop in Liverpool as well.
Recently gang members were banged up for shooting dead a 12 year old kid who was hit by a stray bullet.
Burglars at Duncan Ferguson's house used to get beaten pretty badly quite often too.
Or maybe not. Once a 17 year old girl slashed nearly all the car tyres on my street, she did 3 of them on my car.
My Mum used to live in a quiet little town and there was a murder just a few doors away (it was a domestic murder I think).
A few years back someone had his hand chopped off with a samurai sword after a row with another customer at a city centre chinese restaurant over spring rolls or something. He went home to get his sword and came back.
Lots of drug shootings.
Stephen Gerrard allegedly glassed a DJ in Southport (near Liverpool, I used to live there) after he refused to play his favourite song. Trial to follow soon.
Joey Barton also went on a Liverpool city centre spree of beating up people in the steet, he was jailed for that though. His brother is doing time for the racist knife murder of a kid at a bus stop in Liverpool as well.
Recently gang members were banged up for shooting dead a 12 year old kid who was hit by a stray bullet.
Burglars at Duncan Ferguson's house used to get beaten pretty badly quite often too.