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Pretty much everything in most religions is pure fantasy if you take it literally. But we know that rivers flood, sometimes very badly. I'm sure Gilgamesh and Noah both probably describe a (or possibly the same) "really bad flood." An old teacher of mine was a few years old when a large flood tore through our town and he acted like his whole world was flipped over with the way he'd recount it. Imagine living in a time with no newspapers, telephone, internet, etc. and having a particularly bad one smash everything around you. Maybe it's everything you've ever seen. Maybe you had some boat (a small one) and maybe you got a few livestock on it (which might have been all the animals you knew existed, or at least cared about). Now imagine you want to tell people what happened later, and throw in a dash of "Let's scare the kids" or "Let's make this sell." That's probably pretty close to how those stories came to be.



Yeah, it's not like there was a light switch from Monday to Tuesday. But that's almost what makes it weird. I don't think it takes a species like humans 10,000 years to go from Göbekli Tepe to writing, yet apparently it did. What makes it even weirder is I think you're saying that Göbekli Tepe was "founded" in civ terms, around 13,000 years ago. Google, right or wrong, is telling me that humans have been around for 200,000. What exactly where we doing, I wonder, for the other 187,000? We really only came up with a few tools and left it at that? No one could figure any of these other great ideas out, and if they did here and there, all the people who figured it out were wiped out along with their offspring before it could "ignite?"

I just find it weird. It's a hard concept to wrap your head around that something as curious as a human being, apparently, was only just curious enough to do the rudimentary stuff we know they were doing before 13,000 years ago. I don't think that some, "intervention" or "help" is that wild of an idea. But then again, I suppose maybe I just don't understand how evolution of the brain worked, or how long that took, and maybe something as basic as that is what caused this? All the same, I've seen some pretty stupid people have some pretty good ideas.

I think the explanation is that agriculture, especially back then, is really tough. First off, the crops were absolute garbage, and did not look anything like the crops we use today - even until then, crops were breeded for centuries or millenia to even be worth it to farm. Just the time it took to breed the proper crops to be able to farm them would take time, and until then, you had to deal with absolute trash plants, and why do that when you can just eat a root or a regular fruit? I'd like to echo everyone else in the thread and say that people weren't stupid. Spending your whole life breeding the plant on the left slightly more eatable is kind of dumb in a practical way, even if it turned out like the plant on the right.

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The agricultural revolution was the key to these things happening. Cities, writing, etc. Since before then, it took about 1000 kcal of work to get 1000 kcal of food. After agriculture, that changed - and even then, it was awful.

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Look at how unbreeded and bad this wheat is - because of the length. So much wasted time and energy in all parts of the proccess. And this was Egypt. They did what they did with this trash.

Anyways. Even if someone finally had something that had the capacity to grow cities, agriculture has a vastly higher calorie output per calorie of work, but there's a lot more of a cost to get anything to happen. You can basically just hunt a deer or whatever. Growing plans, especially on a large scale, takes months of intensive work, especially back then. Anthropology and other fields actually generally believe at this point that during our hunter-gatherer times, we spent only a small part of the day hunting, and the rest just hanging out. It's one of the reasons we are so prone to stress from the working conditions in modern age. We're not meant for it.

So honestly, the guy that didn't do the agriculture back then was the smart guy imo. Eventually, the farmer weirdo won out, since he produced a food surplus and started the era of specialization and all the crazy stuff we have today. Just took a while.
 
This is fascinating stuff @Angst. Honestly, I think that how we came to be is just the most intriguing topic one could discuss.

So honestly, the guy that didn't do the agriculture back then was the smart guy imo. Eventually, the farmer weirdo won out, since he produced a food surplus and started the era of specialization and all the crazy stuff we have today. Just took a while.

So the basic idea above is that you had to basically breed better plants over time to get something even worth farming, and breeding them took thousands of years, potentially, to get there? I mean I have no idea how long it takes to get a plant to a level where it's worth it, but if it really takes millennia, and it's deliberate, that just strikes me as unusual that you'd have enough individuals "crazy enough," so to speak, to keep doing it, passing down the trait to their kids, and never crazy enough to do any number of other things that only apparently occurred after they had this sorted. And it's such a weird idea to think of in the first place.

And then of course there's animals. Why did it take so long for someone to say, "let's follow this thing around and convince it to let us milk it," you know?

Why did it all happen!? :eekdance:

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This is fascinating stuff @Angst. Honestly, I think that how we came to be is just the most intriguing topic one could discuss.



So the basic idea above is that you had to basically breed better plants over time to get something even worth farming, and breeding them took thousands of years, potentially, to get there? I mean I have no idea how long it takes to get a plant to a level where it's worth it, but if it really takes millennia, and it's deliberate, that just strikes me as unusual that you'd have enough individuals "crazy enough," so to speak, to keep doing it, passing down the trait to their kids, and never crazy enough to do any number of other things that only apparently occurred after they had this sorted. And it's such a weird idea to think of in the first place.

And then of course there's animals. Why did it take so long for someone to say, "let's follow this thing around and convince it to let us milk it," you know?

Why did it all happen!? :eekdance:

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Exactly - it's both deliberate, time consuming (in the sense of it taking generations) and initially unpleasant and kind of wasteful. And definitely more or less unusual. So both deliberate, difficult, and probably unusual. I'm more surprised we had an agricultural revolution at all.

It's kind of like Ready Player One, stone age edition. Someone spent their whole life dedicated to hobbyist nonsense (although to be fair, food is food), and bam, it was apparently important.
 
Sam O'Nella made a great video on it, by the way. Humorous, good, low-effort content. Unsourced, but the stuff is true. Short and sweet.

 
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It's worth noting that among the myriad of plants which humans have domesticated, there are probably very few for which that process is simple enough to encourage people to settle down and start farming in the first place. The domestication of most crops species required prior knowledge of how to domesticate plants. As I understand, this is the biggest reason why large scale agriculture never occurred in pre-contact Australia. While there are a decent number of native species of plant that could potentially be domesticated (most of which were inevitably overlooked by European settlers in favour of just planting crops they knew), there was nothing that could get the farming kickstarted.
 
Once you populate over a certain threshold you have three options, starvation, murder, or grass. Only grass* works well enough.

*exception for potato.
 
I get that. I just think that 10,000 years is a curiously long time to be stalled, much less 187,000. It's weird to me.
Not that I subscribe to this idea since there's no physical evidence, but I read a short story years ago in which a group of astronauts started to explore Mars. They found some weird formation, dug into it, swept it off, and were flabbergasted to find furniture that would be the size and shape for a human to sit on, and some kind of writing carved into the wall.

After digging around some more, they realized that human civilization really had come and gone over the 200,000-year-span being mentioned here. It's just that the first time it happened, so did a catastrophe that literally knocked the survivors back to the Stone Age. The species had to start all over.

The point of the story was that humans hadn't achieved high technology just once. We'd done it again and again and again, getting stalled or knocked back to the beginning several times. It could happen again, so we should not take it for granted.

This is fascinating stuff @Angst. Honestly, I think that how we came to be is just the most intriguing topic one could discuss.



So the basic idea above is that you had to basically breed better plants over time to get something even worth farming, and breeding them took thousands of years, potentially, to get there? I mean I have no idea how long it takes to get a plant to a level where it's worth it, but if it really takes millennia, and it's deliberate, that just strikes me as unusual that you'd have enough individuals "crazy enough," so to speak, to keep doing it, passing down the trait to their kids, and never crazy enough to do any number of other things that only apparently occurred after they had this sorted. And it's such a weird idea to think of in the first place.

And then of course there's animals. Why did it take so long for someone to say, "let's follow this thing around and convince it to let us milk it," you know?

Why did it all happen!? :eekdance:

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As Carl Sagan stressed, humans are a curious species. We like to try things, either because we see it happening and want to do it ourselves, or someone gets an idea and wants to try it out. It's not until religion and ideology (or too many catastrophic failures resulting in death) took hold that experimentation became seen as something that was morally wrong (I've encountered people who say this with a straight face).

It was suggested in my anthropology classes that agriculture didn't happen because one day somebody in the hunter-gatherer band said, "I'm not taking another step. I want to try growing this stuff so we don't have to keep walking. Let's build a city and do this."

Hunter-gatherer bands did both at once, at first. They had their territories and places they visited every year, and they noticed some of the same edible plants growing in a certain place every year. So they planned their route and timing to be there when those plants were ripe and ready to be used. They learned about seeds and would plant a crop to be harvested the next time they returned to that area.

Agriculture-in-place came later. Much later, when there were enough people to support it. Bands would have met and traded seeds and knowledge. The resulting crops would have been improved over time.

Another "eventually" later, when still more people were available to support such an undertaking, then you get villages. And later cities, then several cities. There would have been fits and starts, because the weather and climate don't care about what the humans have in mind to do. Some of the most promising early civilizations in Asia went extinct simply because of a massive flood or drought or maybe some other catastrophe that meant a river dried up or changed its course. That would have been catastrophic for a village/city-dependent culture that couldn't just pick up and go.

So yeah, some of this stuff we take for granted nowadays really did take a long time when it first began.
 
I just find it weird. It's a hard concept to wrap your head around that something as curious as a human being, apparently, was only just curious enough to do the rudimentary stuff we know they were doing before 13,000 years ago. I don't think that some, "intervention" or "help" is that wild of an idea. But then again, I suppose maybe I just don't understand how evolution of the brain worked, or how long that took, and maybe something as basic as that is what caused this? All the same, I've seen some pretty stupid people have some pretty good ideas.

We're a part of human history with unprecedented progress. Up until recently there were still people alive who had lived through the first powered manned airplane flight.

For most of the history of our species most humans spent 99% of their time making sure their basic needs were covered. i.e. no time to sit down and try to invent sliced bread. So progress was very slow.

It was really only those who were born into a royal family or some other position of power who had some free time to think up new ways of doing things.. and I bet most of the time they were busy with other objectives, such as the continued subjugation of their people, wars with other tribes or nations, religious rituals, wine orgies, and whatever else..

I think it's also worth pointing out that as a whole humans do not really like change. We are also quite tribal. If you live in whatever pre-industrial society and happen to have been born into a rich family.. how easy would it be to alter that society and introduce progress? First you'd need to be educated and hope that you are actually intelligent. Then you'd need to be able to reason through this and that and come up with a better mousetrap. Then you'd have to convince everyone that the old mousetrap is not something people should be using anymore.. all while the rest of your society actually worships the old mousetrap in a religious ceremony dating back thousands of years.. Most who tried such a thing were usually probably disposed of (for example, see Galileo)

Look around even today; most people are happy to live the life they have been born into. Who dares challenge the status quo? These days it's more common, since it's easy to log onto the internet and see that other ways of life exist and that the guy who preaches at your local street corner is actually maybe not very sane. And also, the scientific method and peer review now exist as well. Imagine if you were born in a village in some random place 5,000 years ago though. The vast majority of people would not dare deviate from the status quo. They would accept the burden that society would have placed on them, they would farm to feed their families, and not have time or motivation to really think beyond that. They would be told by the shaman or priest that the gods have decided this and that, and that you're a farmer, and that's it. You wake up, you farm, you participate in whatever ceremonies, you pick up an axe when it's time to fight another tribe, and that's your life. And if you try to stand against that and the way your people have done things for generations? You might end up being cast out or worse.
 
@JPetroski We have been spoiled by 6000 years of knowledge building and distance shortening. Prior to the early cities human bands were mostly isolated from others out side of a few hundred miles away and trading from group to group to group was the only source of knowledge of those outside of one's region. Barriers to travel were real: big rivers, bodies of water, ice, deserts, wild beasts, hostile people?, etc. Also prior to the retreat of the European and North American ice sheets vast areas were not very accessible. New experiences creates new thinking and new thinking crates new tools and new tools creates both new opportunities and improvements to what know and use. Gaining speed in that process was slow and cumbersome for thousands of years, but once more people congregated together or met other people, change came faster. Today it is hard to keep up with all the new knowledge and change.
 
I hope to get to the Hindu celestial mountain Meru soon, Indian and Mayan architecture show a shared cosmology.

Attributing advances and understanding in early civilisations to "aliens" is pretty harmful to those civilisations that achieved those things, really.

Anyhow, given that humanity in 2021 has a wide range of belief systems and all sorts of fun things inbetween (the official religion of the "Jedi" springs to mind), is it really a stretch that our ancestors had something similar? It doesn't have to mean "aliens in space visited Earth". It could just be a belief system. Making sense of the chaos, and bonding with their fellow human.

But the something similar is a more advanced knowledge than our own, information people without telescopes shouldn't have. I'm not the one denying they had that knowledge, but I'd say their achievement was relaying that knowledge over the eons. Are you saying they didn't need no stinking aliens to educate them about celestial events over 4 billion years ago?

Well, ask them where they got their creation stories and they will tell you sky beings told them. Are they lying? I believe them and I'm the one causing harm? I think the harm was caused by skeptics and critics who didn't give them a fair hearing. I'm guilty, when I was young I thought religion and myth was mostly BS and while I might listen to a creation story I'd spend my time looking for reasons to dismiss it. Zecharia Sitchin opened my mind.
 
I hope to get to the Hindu celestial mountain Meru soon, Indian and Mayan architecture show a shared cosmology.



But the something similar is a more advanced knowledge than our own, information people without telescopes shouldn't have. I'm not the one denying they had that knowledge, but I'd say their achievement was relaying that knowledge over the eons. Are you saying they didn't need no stinking aliens to educate them about celestial events over 4 billion years ago?

Well, ask them where they got their creation stories and they will tell you sky beings told them. Are they lying? I believe them and I'm the one causing harm? I think the harm was caused by skeptics and critics who didn't give them a fair hearing. I'm guilty, when I was young I thought religion and myth was mostly BS and while I might listen to a creation story I'd spend my time looking for reasons to dismiss it. Zecharia Sitchin opened my mind.
Confession time: I used to believe in ancient aliens... when I was about 13 or 14.

A real course in anthropology with a competent teacher, and Carl Sagan's Cosmos opened my mind.

In my case, nothing important fell out, just the old garbage I'd believed, and I'm still embarrassed to think I believed that crap.

Anthropology/archaeology is like any other scientific endeavor: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Sitchin provides fairy tales, but not one shred of evidence, and is no better than those von Daniken and Velikovsky books I read when I was 13 and impressionable and before I'd learned much more about astronomy (at that time I was spending lunch hours in the school library, reading every astronomy book I could get hold of).

It was a relief to break out of that trap of nonsense and superstition. Horoscopes are a millennia-old scam, and there are people who make a living from perpetuating the ancient aliens nonsense. My dad bought into it, constantly bringing me some tabloid article, insisting that I just HAD to read it - it was in a newspaper, so it had to be true, right? They wouldn't have printed it if it wasn't true, surely... :rolleyes:

Scammers, the lot of them.

Old stories of the ancient gods are fun, but they are only stories. I can enjoy Xena: Warrior Princess, even knowing the myths and how the show absolutely mangles real history when it comes to the part where Caesar and the early Roman Emperors are brought in (the danger comes when impressionable viewers look at it and think that's how history really went, and perpetuate the mistakes).

The thing is, that I can separate superstition and myth from evidence-based reality. Perpetuate the superstition and myths, and it will be confusing to people who haven't had the opportunity to learn the difference.

If they had more advanced knowledge than us, and you're able to interpret that knowledge, then you're doing a real disservice to everyone by hiding that knowledge.
Kinda reminiscent of "Elton" who started that "Ask an Atlanteologist" thread some years ago, right? He posted a slew of videos... which I watched, on the condition that he answer my questions after... but he took off. My questions never got answered, and quite honestly I don't think he expected anyone to take him up on watching them.

This notion that "I know stuff you don't know, but the evidence is locked up in a secret museum so I can't show it to you" is something a scammer would say.
 
Some people think that aliens built the pyramids or what have you with tractor beams and the like. I think that is a little bit much. All the same, it's hard to think of a work of fiction that wasn't influenced by something. I wouldn't be shocked at all if someone dropped by for a visit at some time in the past and that this helps account for some of the gods, etc.

(It's not like this is an all or nothing thing where all of man's accomplishments need be insulted if someone popped in).

At the end of the day there's a lot of ancient carvings/etc. With curious objects in them and it's not like any of us can ask the artist what it is.
 
Some people think that aliens built the pyramids or what have you with tractor beams and the like. I think that is a little bit much. All the same, it's hard to think of a work of fiction that wasn't influenced by something. I wouldn't be shocked at all if someone dropped by for a visit at some time in the past and that this helps account for some of the gods, etc.
A "little" bit much? :huh:

It's nonsense. The ancient Egyptians were very good at mathematics and engineering. They had a highly sophisticated culture, and the absolute belief that Pharaoh = divine being. So when Pharaoh says, "Build me a monument to my greatness, where my tomb will be," the workers (no evidence they were slaves) said, "How high, Your Majesty?".

And then they went to work on it, under the direction of an architect and engineers and a whole bureaucracy and hierarchy that would not be out of place in any major construction company today, except that they were using brute force and basic principles of physics as applied to engineering projects, rather than modern electronics and fossil-fuel-driven machines. It took them longer, but their work has endured for millennia. I doubt ours will.

And in neither case, aliens are not required.

(It's not like this is an all or nothing thing where all of man's accomplishments need be insulted if someone popped in).
The only way an alien visit back then could have been plausible would be if they turned up, noted that we were nowhere near space travel yet, decided we weren't worth bothering with, and carried on... without making contact. Sounds a bit Star Trek-like with the Prime Directive, right? That's a concept that doesn't require first-season TOS writers to come up with.

The thing is, there's simply no physical evidence of alien contact. Not a shred.

At the end of the day there's a lot of ancient carvings/etc. With curious objects in them and it's not like any of us can ask the artist what it is.
Time machines would be so handy...
 
The thing is, there's simply no physical evidence of alien contact. Not a shred.

Time machines would be so handy...

Just a whole bunch of carvings, paintings, and other pictures that look a lot like saucers and spacemen and the unfortunate fact that neither one of us was there, so your guess is as good as mine :)
 
Gee, that's tough... Carl Sagan explained it by saying (paraphrased) that "hunter-folk" (hunter-gatherers) would gather around their fires at night, and some of them would be inspired by the stars - some to curiosity, some to artistry, and some to storytelling in order to explain what they didn't actually understand.

In short, they made it up. No space aliens or UFOs required. They told stories about what they saw. Some were fantastically imaginative. But it didn't mean they were right.

They made up the same stories? Maybe the Tower of Babel happened and there was a 'recent' dispersal of people with a shared cosmology following the massive flooding when the ice age ended. Otoh, the case for diffusion is supported by evidence of a circumpolar ice age culture when ice sheets and shelves made crossing oceans easier. A Ponca woman told me her people were brought here with their dogs on great birds, I saw one about 40 miles south of Green River Utah. Its visible from a road following the west side of the Green River. It was white and big. Plane big.

Anyway, I'm interested in comparative cosmology so I fully expect much of it to reflect the things we can see in the sky. There's a book called Hamlet's Mill I recommend, it shows how the revolving night sky and precession formed the basis for much of our mythology. The problem is the peoples who gave us these stories also told us they couldn't see Heaven and God, or God comes and goes, or came and went. They made a point of telling us that. The ways of the lord are mysterious. I'm surprised the Sun plays such a small role, I'd think Earth would be a Sun worshiping world but we worship something else. Maybe something that appears once every few thousand years.

As for the outer planets... GMAB. The ancients made up gods and goddesses to explain various aspects of life - love, war, harvest, death, volcanoes, seas... They didn't name the god Pluto after a planet. The planet was named after Pluto. Ditto Neptune. Neptune was the Roman name for the god of the sea. When the MODERN astronomers confirmed discovery of Neptune, they continued the tradition of naming the planets after the Roman gods.

That was nice of the Romans to leave us Neptune and Pluto for names. But why would they save the brother of Jupiter for a planet they couldn't even see? Did the other gods sit around ridiculing Neptune for having no planet to call his own? The Romans were following a tradition the Greeks had followed, one practiced in Mesopotamia long before. A pantheon of 12 celestial gods.

Now why would Neptune play such an important role in mythology when people couldn't see the planet? According to the Enuma Elish it was Ea/Nudimmud/Neptune who gave 'birth' to Marduk, the text describes how Marduk's encounters with the outer planets 'destined' him for battle with Tiamat and the 1st was with Neptune.

And thats what we would expect from a rogue planet invading our solar system, it would pass Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter before slamming into Tiamat at the asteroid belt.

Is there evidence the outer planets were subject to something unusually large whipping by? Yeah, Neptune's large moon Triton follows a retrograde orbit, Uranus sits on its side, Saturn has its rings, and Jupiter got fat gobbling up debris released by the collisions.

I think thats amazing, the Enuma Elish describes what happened when Heaven and Earth were born of an older world and it matches the Fremont rock art right on down to the number of planets described in the text. Thats surprisingly accurate for two peoples supposedly separated by 20-30 thousand years.

I think it's quite likely that they don't think about Sitchin at all.

They should... They're following in his footsteps

It's hilarious how you believe in this mythical planet when you don't even believe in the Oort Cloud, where we KNOW the long-term comets spend most of their time.

I guess we disagree on what a 'cloud' means. How many long term comets with aphelions in this cloud have we recorded? Did you know Oort himself thought comets originated near Jupiter? Course the argument would be Jupiter propelled them out there, but the cloud didn't produce the comets. I think what propelled them was a series of collisions that left behind an asteroid belt as the gravestone to the primordial world described in Gen 1:2.

A dark water covered world before God's wind sent Tehom's earthly remains closer to the Sun with 2 great lights to rule day and night. Thats why the Sun and Moon dont show up in Genesis until the 4th day. Before the Sun and Moon could take their positions in our sky other things happened, the dark water covered proto-Earth was carved up and the seed of life was planted by the collision.

The new world called Earth (dry land) was no longer in the same place, Heaven was somewhere in our sky but unseen and the Sun ruled our daytime sky and the Moon ruled the night. Why didn't these rule day and night before God created Heaven and Earth? Because its darker at the asteroid belt. Researchers are looking for a '9th' planet, if they haven't read Sitchin I think they'll lose the race to someone who has.

Do you see a warrior because you thought of it, or do you see a warrior because you were taught about the Greek myths in school (or wherever; most of what I know of astronomy was learned through private study because the school system here cares zip-all about astronomy)? Different cultures created different constellations, or had different explanations if they came up with sky pictures for the same stars.

The brightest stars in Orion are used as guides to find other stars. I'm sure you know how to use the Belt stars to find Sirius, which was critical to the ancient Egyptians for agricultural purposes.

Yes, ancient peoples transposed the sky onto the ground with their monuments, towns, etc. To excess imo. They had a deeper reason to do that, an actual connection to the sky peoples who were here. A desire to bring Heaven and Earth together. They didn't need to build 3 pyramids to mimic Orion's belt to find Sirius, but I do believe someone has been looking into identifying the rest of Orion based on Giza being the belt.

Since time travel hasn't been invented yet (wishful thinking on my part admittedly, since current scientific thought is that time travel might be fun science fiction, but it's not really possible), it's nonsensical to say we "did" anything to the ancients.

You did it... You said they couldn't know about the outer planets. You've limited them to the knowledge of 5 planets, Sun and Moon, and ignored them when they said there were more.

It's also nonsense to say they "knew" about planets we can't see. They did NOT have telescopes, and you've never provided one shred of absolute, definitive proof of aliens at all, let alone aliens who told both the Babylonians and North American Indians about Pluto.

I've posted images of Pluto from Utah and Sumer along with a description of Pluto's role in creation according to the Enuma Elish. If it turns out Pluto was orbiting Saturn in the distant past that will be more evidence Sitchin is right.

Y'know, I bet if we managed to bring those ancient hunters forward in time, they'd probably laugh themselves silly and say, "Dude, it was a hunting trip. We had good luck and brought back more meat than usual, and wanted to remember it."

The horned deity and the archer with the erection indicate a creation story, they are the focus of the panel.

I read that Saturn's rings aren't going to be around forever. The ring system is going to vanish (gravity works), so what will "point" at Pluto then?

Saturn's equatorial plane, Titan's orbit around Saturn. When Pluto gets closer to Saturn Titan and Pluto conjunct.


If you took two churches of the same denomination of Christianity (for example), put them side-by-side, and reviewed the sermons over a period of a decade or so, you'd find them to be different (assuming the same clergymen didn't run both of them and they had unique congregations).

So why would you expect everyone on Earth to have the same interpretation of the night sky?

I wouldn't expect them to have the same interpretation of the night sky they cant see with their eyes. Imagine a conversation with an ancient priest or shaman while insisting there are only 5 planets and they keep telling you there are 9 worlds.

Exactly. It's elitist, really, to assume that ancient civilizations needed aliens to help them achieve remarkable things. The Egyptians, for instance, had a fantastically sophisticated culture, with knowledge of literacy, math, engineering, medicine, and while I'm not fond of bureaucracy, it does indicate a complex culture.

You're denying those achievements, they made it up!
 
Is there evidence the outer planets were subject to something unusually large whipping by? Yeah, Neptune's large moon Triton follows a retrograde orbit, Uranus sits on its side, Saturn has its rings, and Jupiter got fat gobbling up debris released by the collisions.

I think thats amazing, the Enuma Elish describes what happened when Heaven and Earth were born of an older world and it matches the Fremont rock art right on down to the number of planets described in the text. Thats surprisingly accurate for two peoples supposedly separated by 20-30 thousand years.
Let's think about that for a minute. A large object randomly enters the solar system and its path is such that it can gravitationally interact with Neptune, Uranus, Saturn and Jupiter and then hit your Tiamat planet. The solar system is pretty big and each planet has its own orbit and orbital speed. To do what you say this planet did it would have had to not only enter the system along the planetary plane, but also carve a path that passed near to 4 planets and hit a fifth. I am not an expert in orbital mechanic; neither are you and neither was Sitchin. I do not believe such an event has any probability of happening. Map it out. Show me how such an event would take place. Then I will send your sketch to an astrophysicist and ask about such an event actually happening. And btw, Jupiter's rocky core is only 5% of its mass. It is "fat" because it has a huge atmosphere.

As for the Fremont rock carving. It is one of 600 in the area that you/Siitchin have cherry picked ignoring all the others. It was chosen because he wanted to make up a story and needed a particular arrangement of figures to fit the story line he was pitching. Once he found his group, he just ignored all the other figures in the art. Classic BS. Why don't you believe my rock art story I posted up thread? It is just as believable as Sitchin's? Maybe more so. The Indians of Utah were not separated by 25,000 years from the "civilized" peoples of the ME. Please post your evidence that any artifact connected to your planetary story is over 7,000 years old.

EDIT: There are five moving bodies in your scheme; all moving at different speeds around the sun. You add a sixth entering the solar system at its own rate and path. When mystery planet approaches Neptune, all the others planets are at a particular place in space. All moving at their own pace. It takes time to move around the solar system; months and years in some cases. Your story is that all the planetary alignments and speed were such that your mystery planet passed four planets close enough to change their behavior (and nothing more) and then impact the fifth planet to create earth and send it into a new orbit near the sun.

With the following data you should be able to use some kind of math to sketch out where each planet would be at the first interaction with Neptune and for each of the others. With that we can then place the collision. You will have to come up with your own estimate of the speed of the incoming object, keeping in mind that as objects approach the sun they slow down.

Orbital velocities of the outer planets
Jupiter 13.1 km/s
Saturn 9.7 km/s
Uranus 6.8 km/s
Neptune 5.4 km/s

Lengths of orbits:
Jupiter
3,037,000,000 miles 142 Earth months. Almost 12 Earth years.
Saturn 5,565,900,000 miles 354 Earth months. (29.5 Earth years)
Uranus 11,201,300,000 miles 1009 Earth months. (84 Earth years)
Neptune 17,562,300,000 miles 1979 Earth months (almost 165 Earth years)

Distances between orbits
Saturn's orbit is 400 million miles from Jupiter
Uranus' orbit is 900 million miles from Saturn
Neptune's orbit is 1 billion miles from from Uranus
 
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They didn't. Because you know we have 9, 12 or 13 objects in our solar system, you look for 9, 12, or 13 items in their pictures.* Which turns out to be easy to find if, as Birdjaguar points out, one stands ready to ignore 23 other objects in a given picture. Or whatever number one might need in a particular case to ignore to yield your 9, 12, or 13.

*the people you consult for this nonsense, I mean.

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The above sentences have nine instances of the letter t.**

**And by nine, I mean 26.

Did the Vikings tell you the letter t represented 9 worlds before Heaven and Earth were created? I can guess what the other sheep represent, the horned deity's forces. The Enuma Elish says Qingu (Moon) led a force of 11 objects with a group of presumably smaller ones, maybe the larger sheep are larger for a reason.


I've seen his website and I even sent him an email with a question. One of his main arguments for 'Sitchin is wrong' to identify the 'star' in VA 243 as our Sun is because the Sumerians depicted the Sun differently. His evidence: the solar symbols for the Sun god Utu-Shamash are different.

Yes, they're different. So I asked him to identify the symbol for the Apsu. I wanted him to understand the Apsu - the Sun before creation - is not Utu-Shamash, therefore a depiction of the Apsu would not match the symbol for Utu-Shamash. He changed the subject and started asking me questions. Besides, Utu-Shamash is lower in the pantheon along with the Moon. Thats of interest by itself, the 2 most dominant phenomena in our sky play 2nd fiddle to a few tiny lights and an unseen Heaven and God.

Feel free to quote your link, I read thru much of it long ago and found nothing earth shattering. ;)

The Great Hunt (the formal name of the rock shown at the start of this thread is in an area of Utah that is full of rock art both large an small, 697 in all. Here is a website showing some of it. Sitchin and Berzerker ignore all those other images because they cannot find a "correct" grouping of critters to support the bogus theory. It is data manipulation at its worst. The Utah art dates as far back as 500 CE. We are still a few thousand years later than Tiamat and maybe 10,000 miles away.

I dont think Sitchin ever showed or discussed the Fremont panel, he did include his analysis of the Incan plate. When the correct grouping does show up should we just ignore it? I've shown how the Fremont depiction shares a common theme with Mesoamericans (no surprise there) and the Inca further south. Still not surprising. But with Sumerians and just about everyone in between?

Here are some more images from the region.
The one on the left is photo enhanced version of a drawing. I'm pretty sure that I could construct a cool story around them that involved planets, battles and gods and find a way to link them to ancient ME myths. I'm sure those six circles on that line are significant. Sky objects? It even looks like there are nine humanoids on the left attacking a hill? cave? or planet? on the right. And they are crossing the strange line like barrier with the circles! If you look closely in the cave/under the hill/on the planet antler man is busy impregnating some lesser critter and producing strange offspring. Clearly aliens at work. You can make up your own story regarding "newspaper rock" on the right.

I've been to Newspaper Rock, I think it was near Moab. Canyonlands is a must do trip, Island in the Sky, Arches, wow. If you dont have 4 wheel rent a bike. Nah, 2 wheel is fine. Did you see the creator about to filet a horned deity in those other pictures? If not, maybe they're about different subjects.
 
I don't think it takes a species like humans 10,000 years to go from Göbekli Tepe to writing, yet apparently it did. What makes it even weirder is I think you're saying that Göbekli Tepe was "founded" in civ terms, around 13,000 years ago. Google, right or wrong, is telling me that humans have been around for 200,000. What exactly where we doing, I wonder, for the other 187,000? We really only came up with a few tools and left it at that? No one could figure any of these other great ideas out, and if they did here and there, all the people who figured it out were wiped out along with their offspring before it could "ignite?"

I just find it weird. It's a hard concept to wrap your head around that something as curious as a human being, apparently, was only just curious enough to do the rudimentary stuff we know they were doing before 13,000 years ago. I don't think that some, "intervention" or "help" is that wild of an idea. But then again, I suppose maybe I just don't understand how evolution of the brain worked, or how long that took, and maybe something as basic as that is what caused this? All the same, I've seen some pretty stupid people have some pretty good ideas.

According to the Sumerians (and the biblical account of the Garden) mankind was made to work for god, slave labor. Not exactly paradise :( You raise an interesting point, granted population density is a factor in technological development but a number of cultures believe god told them to live austere simple lives while the Sumerians and other cultures attribute their 'recent' advancements to god. The gods didn't want man becoming a nuisance or threat. Keep your slaves ignorant... What was Adam's sin? Knowledge. But eventually civilization was bestowed upon man.

Btw, Genesis says Eve's punishment would be increased pain in child birth. Researchers are claiming that is indeed a 'modern' development. Such a strange 'curse' from god. It only make sense if Eve was compared to someone else, like Homo Erectus.

but where does the giant salt licking cow come in

She formed from the primordial vapors and fed Ymir's growth with 4 rivers of milk. Tiamat, the Fremont's horned deity, Ymir forming where blowing heat and ice meet, all 3 sources show this proto-Earth as the 4th planet from the Sun on the other side of Mars.
 
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