Heaven

She formed from the primordial vapors and fed Ymir's growth with 4 rivers of milk. Tiamat, the Fremont's horned deity, Ymir forming where blowing heat and ice meet, all 3 sources show this proto-Earth as the 4th planet from the Sun on the other side of Mars.

I'm not sure what to say to a person that's trying to rationalize the presence of a giant, salt-licking space cow.

To be fair, this cosmology is incredibly interesting reading. It's all conjecture, but evocative. But I don't take the Silmarillion seriously even if I like the prose, if that makes sense. :)
 
If they had more advanced knowledge than us, and you're able to interpret that knowledge, then you're doing a real disservice to everyone by hiding that knowledge.

How is it being hidden? They put it on a rock and now people all over the world can see it.

He is still wrong.

About something consequential? We dont need Sitchin to read the Enuma Elish and see they believed there were more than 5 planets.

Let's think about that for a minute. A large object randomly enters the solar system and its path is such that it can gravitationally interact with Neptune, Uranus, Saturn and Jupiter and then hit your Tiamat planet.

Not all on one trip thru, this could have taken millions of years. The text says the other gods determined Marduk's destiny, that he interacted with the outer planets, and returned to Tiamat for a 2nd attack.

The solar system is pretty big and each planet has its own orbit and orbital speed. To do what you say this planet did it would have had to not only enter the system along the planetary plane, but also carve a path that passed near to 4 planets and hit a fifth. I am not an expert in orbital mechanic; neither are you and neither was Sitchin. I do not believe such an event has any probability of happening. Map it out. Show me how such an event would take place. Then I will send your sketch to an astrophysicist and ask about such an event actually happening. And btw, Jupiter's rocky core is only 5% of its mass. It is "fat" because it has a huge atmosphere.

I said Jupiter was fat because it swept up material released by the collision, that would have included plenty of volatile gases like water vapor. A collision with a water world at the asteroid belt would have 'flooded' the outer solar system. Current theory is the gas giants formed closer in and migrated outward. Course if there was a 9th planet following an elliptical orbit it would tend to drag the planets out.

As for the Fremont rock carving. It is one of 600 in the area that you/Siitchin have cherry picked ignoring all the others. It was chosen because he wanted to make up a story and needed a particular arrangement of figures to fit the story line he was pitching. Once he found his group, he just ignored all the other figures in the art. Classic BS. Why don't you believe my rock art story I posted up thread? It is just as believable as Sitchin's? Maybe more so. The Indians of Utah were not separated by 25,000 years from the "civilized" peoples of the ME. Please post your evidence that any artifact connected to your planetary story is over 7,000 years old.

Sitchin didn't mention the Fremont panel. Why am I responsible for all rock art? You call it cherry picking, but didn't you cherry pick? You found 2 unrelated pictures and told me to find the creation story in them. Maybe they're not about creation. I dont believe your interpretation because the focus of the picture is an erect archer about to kill a horned deity. Thats Odin/Marduk/Yahweh killing Ymir/Tiamat/Tehom. In the Fremont, Sumerian and Jewish versions the creator passed by 5 outer planets first.

Okay, not 25,000 years. How long then? I said if a Tower of Babel like event happened the diffusion of knowledge could be more recent, but I think 25,000 years is in the ballpark. Why am I required to show artifacts 7,000 years old? The god's 'handbag' at Gobekli Tepe is about 11,500 years old and it shows up in Mesopotamia and Mesoamerica thousands of years later.

EDIT: There are five moving bodies in your scheme; all moving at different speeds around the sun. You add a sixth entering the solar system at its own rate and path. When mystery planet approaches Neptune, all the others planets are at a particular place in space. All moving at their own pace. It takes time to move around the solar system; months and years in some cases. Your story is that all the planetary alignments and speed were such that your mystery planet passed four planets close enough to change their behavior (and nothing more) and then impact the fifth planet to create earth and send it into a new orbit near the sun.

With the following data you should be able to use some kind of math to sketch out where each planet would be at the first interaction with Neptune and for each of the others. With that we can then place the collision. You will have to come up with your own estimate of the speed of the incoming object, keeping in mind that as objects approach the sun they slow down.

Orbital velocities of the outer planets
Jupiter 13.1 km/s
Saturn 9.7 km/s
Uranus 6.8 km/s
Neptune 5.4 km/s

Lengths of orbits:
Jupiter
3,037,000,000 miles 142 Earth months. Almost 12 Earth years.
Saturn 5,565,900,000 miles 354 Earth months. (29.5 Earth years)
Uranus 11,201,300,000 miles 1009 Earth months. (84 Earth years)
Neptune 17,562,300,000 miles 1979 Earth months (almost 165 Earth years)

Distances between orbits
Saturn's orbit is 400 million miles from Jupiter
Uranus' orbit is 900 million miles from Saturn
Neptune's orbit is 1 billion miles from from Uranus

What were the data for the planets back then? A planet on an inclined orbit with perihelion at the asteroid belt would have to cross the orbits of the outer planets, but could it interact with them? Why not? Orbits weren't set in stone, even the text emphasizes the chaos as the divine brothers banded together to disturb Tiamat and it was only with Marduk's arrival and slaying of Tiamat that order was established.
 
Just a whole bunch of carvings, paintings, and other pictures that look a lot like saucers and spacemen and the unfortunate fact that neither one of us was there, so your guess is as good as mine :)
I could go out and paint a rock with a picture of a flying saucer any time, and it wouldn't mean I'd actually seen spacemen.

They made up the same stories? Maybe the Tower of Babel happened and there was a 'recent' dispersal of people with a shared cosmology following the massive flooding when the ice age ended. Otoh, the case for diffusion is supported by evidence of a circumpolar ice age culture when ice sheets and shelves made crossing oceans easier. A Ponca woman told me her people were brought here with their dogs on great birds, I saw one about 40 miles south of Green River Utah. Its visible from a road following the west side of the Green River. It was white and big. Plane big.
Different peoples around the world and over the course of millennia saw the same stars, but not necessarily the same patterns. Take the Big Dipper, for instance. The North American natives saw a bear. In other places, they saw a plough or wagon. In China they saw a "Celestial Bureaucrat" (Carl Sagan's term). In Egypt they saw a bizarre grouping of various animals including crocodiles.

Are you seriously claiming that you saw humans and dogs traveling on a white bird as big as a plane? :dubious:

The Tower of Babel story made people have different languages, not cosmologies.

Anyway, I'm interested in comparative cosmology so I fully expect much of it to reflect the things we can see in the sky. There's a book called Hamlet's Mill I recommend, it shows how the revolving night sky and precession formed the basis for much of our mythology.
Interesting that Amazon doesn't have a preview available. I had to make do with the reviews, some of which complained about how long it took for the book to arrive, how poorly it was formatted and edited, and the one that actually reviewed the book made even less sense than the repetitious stuff you and timtofly normally post in these threads. So no, I won't waste my time with it.

The problem is the peoples who gave us these stories also told us they couldn't see Heaven and God, or God comes and goes, or came and went. They made a point of telling us that. The ways of the lord are mysterious. I'm surprised the Sun plays such a small role, I'd think Earth would be a Sun worshiping world but we worship something else. Maybe something that appears once every few thousand years.
Ever hear of an obscure civilization called the Egyptians? They worshiped the Sun. The Sun played a large part in other ancient religions, too. Why do you think people used to freak out over total solar eclipses?

That was nice of the Romans to leave us Neptune and Pluto for names. But why would they save the brother of Jupiter for a planet they couldn't even see? Did the other gods sit around ridiculing Neptune for having no planet to call his own? The Romans were following a tradition the Greeks had followed, one practiced in Mesopotamia long before. A pantheon of 12 celestial gods.
What part of "the Romans gave the name 'Neptune' to the god of the sea, and not a planet they had no idea existed" is too hard to comprehend? It was the modern astronomers who decided to name Neptune 'Neptune' just to be consistent with the other planets.

I don't dispute the Romans were copycats. They copied a lot of Greek culture. It's what conquerors tend to do - culturally appropriate what they like and adapt it to suit themselves.

Now why would Neptune play such an important role in mythology when people couldn't see the planet? According to the Enuma Elish it was Ea/Nudimmud/Neptune who gave 'birth' to Marduk, the text describes how Marduk's encounters with the outer planets 'destined' him for battle with Tiamat and the 1st was with Neptune.

And thats what we would expect from a rogue planet invading our solar system, it would pass Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter before slamming into Tiamat at the asteroid belt.
*yawn*

Is there evidence the outer planets were subject to something unusually large whipping by? Yeah, Neptune's large moon Triton follows a retrograde orbit, Uranus sits on its side, Saturn has its rings, and Jupiter got fat gobbling up debris released by the collisions.
Saturn has rings because its smaller moons keep running afoul of the Roche Limit. All the gas giants have a ring system. Even Earth will have a ring system for a short time, when the Moon breaks up. It's got nothing to do with "something unusually large whipping by."

As for Jupiter getting fat... must have been all those Mars bars and Milky Way bars. :p

(and no, do NOT take this as any endorsement whatsoever for these silly fantasies being peddled in this thread)

I can only imagine the mythology you'd cook up when the Sun expands into a red giant. It won't have a thing to do with rogue planets, just ordinary physics and chemistry on a large scale. That's why the human race needs to get off this world and out of the solar system as soon as we can. If we don't, there won't be anything left of any life that existed on this planet.

I think thats amazing, the Enuma Elish describes what happened when Heaven and Earth were born of an older world and it matches the Fremont rock art right on down to the number of planets described in the text. Thats surprisingly accurate for two peoples supposedly separated by 20-30 thousand years.
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"Surprisingly accurate" is how I used to describe my horoscope and what I read about astrology before I got my mind out of that nonsense.

They should... They're following in his footsteps
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I guess we disagree on what a 'cloud' means. How many long term comets with aphelions in this cloud have we recorded? Did you know Oort himself thought comets originated near Jupiter? Course the argument would be Jupiter propelled them out there, but the cloud didn't produce the comets. I think what propelled them was a series of collisions that left behind an asteroid belt as the gravestone to the primordial world described in Gen 1:2.
The beauty of the scientific method is that we discard what we find out isn't true and continue with what we discover is more accurate. What "propels" the comets is the same thing as the rest of the solar system: gravity.

A dark water covered world before God's wind sent Tehom's earthly remains closer to the Sun with 2 great lights to rule day and night. Thats why the Sun and Moon dont show up in Genesis until the 4th day. Before the Sun and Moon could take their positions in our sky other things happened, the dark water covered proto-Earth was carved up and the seed of life was planted by the collision.
Spin this nonsense all you like - the Old Testament is not a science text.

The new world called Earth (dry land) was no longer in the same place, Heaven was somewhere in our sky but unseen and the Sun ruled our daytime sky and the Moon ruled the night. Why didn't these rule day and night before God created Heaven and Earth? Because its darker at the asteroid belt. Researchers are looking for a '9th' planet, if they haven't read Sitchin I think they'll lose the race to someone who has.
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Humans created the gods from their own imaginations, and pseudoscience is not going to be of any use to astronomers except as an example of how NOT to do it.

Yes, ancient peoples transposed the sky onto the ground with their monuments, towns, etc. To excess imo. They had a deeper reason to do that, an actual connection to the sky peoples who were here. A desire to bring Heaven and Earth together. They didn't need to build 3 pyramids to mimic Orion's belt to find Sirius, but I do believe someone has been looking into identifying the rest of Orion based on Giza being the belt.
I've just been reading some history websites' articles on the Pyramids, and there was not one syllable about "mimicking Orion's belt" in any of them. What's your source?

You did it... You said they couldn't know about the outer planets. You've limited them to the knowledge of 5 planets, Sun and Moon, and ignored them when they said there were more.
:lmao:

I limited them? Really? I went back in time and took away knowledge you claim some space alien gave them, when you've provided not one shred of credible proof for this?

Gosh, where'd I park my time machine?

I've posted images of Pluto from Utah and Sumer along with a description of Pluto's role in creation according to the Enuma Elish. If it turns out Pluto was orbiting Saturn in the distant past that will be more evidence Sitchin is right.
Pluto was not discovered until 1930. It was a challenge, even then, with telescopes to use. The ancients could not possibly have known about Pluto, and don't trot out that pile of cow pies about the Roman gods. The astronomers took the name from the gods, just as they've started naming other Kuiper Belt Objects after various native gods or mythological beings.

I wouldn't expect them to have the same interpretation of the night sky they cant see with their eyes. Imagine a conversation with an ancient priest or shaman while insisting there are only 5 planets and they keep telling you there are 9 worlds.
Except they wouldn't, because they couldn't have seen them. It's entirely possible they could have imagined 9 worlds. But to actually see them, with the unaided eye?

Nope.

You're denying those achievements, they made it up!
Re-read my post. I'm not denying any of the ancient Egyptians' achievements that we know they achieved, as verified by the archaeological record. Did they make up stories about Ra, Hathor, and the other gods they worshiped? Absolutely. Did they lie about building the pyramids?

Nope. They're there for everyone to see. But you're content to believe that the ancient Egyptians were too stupid to figure out basic geometry and therefore needed space aliens to build them, and I disagree.
 
I could go out and paint a rock with a picture of a flying saucer any time, and it wouldn't mean I'd actually seen spacemen.

No, of course not. My point is just, who knows? Your guess is as good as mine. It's just one thing to say, "there's no physical evidence that Aliens helped man build anything" and quite another to then go, "So they were never here." What if our alien friends practiced "carry in, carry out?" :lol:
 
No, of course not. My point is just, who knows? Your guess is as good as mine. It's just one thing to say, "there's no physical evidence that Aliens helped man build anything" and quite another to then go, "So they were never here." What if our alien friends practiced "carry in, carry out?" :lol:
For someone who's normally big on evidence, it seems like you're just stirring a pot here :p

Valka's guess is based on historical record. It is, therefore, more than a guess. So it's an inherently stronger argument than "but what if they were".
 
For someone who's normally big on evidence, it seems like you're just stirring a pot here :p

Valka's guess is based on historical record. It is, therefore, more than a guess. So it's an inherently stronger argument than "but what if they were".

Inscriptions are evidence of "something," we just don't know of what. It could be aliens, or it could be a lousy drawing of anything else. At the very least, they decided to at least draw something that looked like a saucer or an alien. Valka's saying she doesn't think they were drawing an alien. I'm saying that I think they may have been. Neither of us were there. We're both looking at the same evidence and drawing different conclusions, but the bottom line is someone decided to draw something unusual.

Now, with that said, a lot of the stuff my kids draw looks like aliens, so, if you asked me to bet my house on it, I'd go stand next to Valka :)
 
How is it being hidden? They put it on a rock and now people all over the world can see it.

You misunderstand me. I'm saying that you (Berz) are hiding the information. You're playing at prophet on an internet forum instead of doing something useful. If you are able to interpret this advanced knowledge, then interpret something new out of it that conventional science doesn't know and show it exists.

Everything else you do is wasting time and is just playing to your own ego, about how you know secret truths noone else does.
 
No, of course not. My point is just, who knows? Your guess is as good as mine. It's just one thing to say, "there's no physical evidence that Aliens helped man build anything" and quite another to then go, "So they were never here." What if our alien friends practiced "carry in, carry out?" :lol:
'Carry in, carry out' applies to camping and SCA events in church halls. We always left a site cleaner than we found it.

If you land a spaceship, how can you possibly do that on a planet?

For someone who's normally big on evidence, it seems like you're just stirring a pot here :p

Valka's guess is based on historical record. It is, therefore, more than a guess. So it's an inherently stronger argument than "but what if they were".
It might be worth noting that Valka took anthropology in college. As much as Valka is a Star Trek fan and has read science fiction for nearly 50 years, she's a skeptic when it comes to real-world, evidence-required situations.

Inscriptions are evidence of "something," we just don't know of what. It could be aliens, or it could be a lousy drawing of anything else. At the very least, they decided to at least draw something that looked like a saucer or an alien. Valka's saying she doesn't think they were drawing an alien. I'm saying that I think they may have been. Neither of us were there. We're both looking at the same evidence and drawing different conclusions, but the bottom line is someone decided to draw something unusual.

Now, with that said, a lot of the stuff my kids draw looks like aliens, so, if you asked me to bet my house on it, I'd go stand next to Valka :)
Of course neither of us were there. Neither were Berzerker nor Sitchins. But I'm not the one who sees pictures on rocks and jumps to the conclusion that aliens gave telescopes to both the ancient Babylonians and the North American natives.

This whole conversation reminds me of the part of Cosmos where Carl Sagan talks about why Venus was speculated to be a swampy, Jurassic Park-type planet:


It's a stretch in Cosmos to conclude dinosaurs when the astronomers couldn't see anything. It's a stretch on Earth to conclude space aliens and gods from a few pictures on a rock.

The truth about Venus is very different. The truth about the rocks... will take more time to determine. But as of yet, there's no conclusive evidence that it shows anything more than somebody's imagination.

You misunderstand me. I'm saying that you (Berz) are hiding the information. You're playing at prophet on an internet forum instead of doing something useful. If you are able to interpret this advanced knowledge, then interpret something new out of it that conventional science doesn't know and show it exists.

Everything else you do is wasting time and is just playing to your own ego, about how you know secret truths noone else does.
Exactly. This is what EltonJ did with his "Atlanteologist" thread.

So... I have to wonder what Berzerker actually gets out of these threads. He's been posting them for years, not only here but on other forums. To the best of my knowledge, he's never gained any converts to "Sitchinsism" during all this time.

Must be frustrating. But I suppose one must hope, right?
 
If you land a spaceship, how can you possibly do that on a planet?

I've been to England once and I'm very well convinced there'll be no evidence that I went right now, much less 12,000 years from now.

A spaceship can't touch down on a planet where rain is a thing without leaving a physical trace for all time?

It might be worth noting that Valka took anthropology in college. As much as Valka is a Star Trek fan and has read science fiction for nearly 50 years, she's a skeptic when it comes to real-world, evidence-required situations.

John took history and values primary sources. In pre-history, unfortunately, that means you're looking at doodles and trying to determine what it meant.

Of course neither of us were there. Neither were Berzerker nor Sitchins. But I'm not the one who sees pictures on rocks and jumps to the conclusion that aliens gave telescopes to both the ancient Babylonians and the North American natives.

What conclusions am I jumping to? Or did you mean that for others in this thread? The most I've said is that I think it's weird humans spent almost all if their existence doing basically nothing, and that some pictures look like people from the sky.

I'm not sure why this is griefing you so. It's just a fun conversation, about something thousands of years ago no less.. Nothing to get huffy about just because others entertain different theories.

I mean honestly, want to have an argument about whether or not T-Rex was a scavenger while we're at it?
 
I've been to England once and I'm very well convinced there'll be no evidence that I went right now, much less 12,000 years from now.
You didn't go by spaceship, though, right?

A spaceship can't touch down on a planet where rain is a thing without leaving a physical trace for all time?
That's the sort of evidence Sagan would consider... traces of chemicals or artifacts that could not have been manufactured on Earth, by the technology that existed at the time of the supposed landing.

John took history and values primary sources. In pre-history, unfortunately, that means you're looking at doodles and trying to determine what it meant.
Primary sources are good. :yup: Valka's Classical History prof was adamant about them.

In prehistory, I'm pretty sure they didn't have Gucci or Louis Vuitton handbags from outer space.

What conclusions am I jumping to? Or did you mean that for others in this thread? The most I've said is that I think it's weird humans spent almost all if their existence doing basically nothing, and that some pictures look like people from the sky.
Yes, I know. I posted about a short story speculating why it took so long to get from Stone Age to Space Age, and that it's possible we had more than a few instances go wrong at some point - accident, disease, war... that could have knocked everything all to hell and made us start over.

The problem with that idea is that there's no evidence. And yes, I realize that there could be evidence at the bottom of the ocean, or a volcano could have been built up over it. Who knows what we might eventually find as imaging technology gets more sophisticated.

But we don't have any such evidence right now, and we don't even know that we should be looking for it. It's all speculation.

The problem with speculation, though, is that it can be confused with fact.

I'm not sure why this is griefing you so. It's just a fun conversation, about something thousands of years ago no less.. Nothing to get huffy about just because others entertain different theories.
When you live in a region where people seriously believe the world is only 6000 years old and are in politics (I'm talking about somebody who was actually a leader of a federal political party, and someone who could have been the Prime Minister of Canada if the Canadian Alliance had won the election; he was once the MLA for Red Deer when he was in provincial politics), it gives you a platform from which to screw around with a lot of people's perceptions of reality. It's one thing if a bunch of evangelical churchgoers believe in nonsense like a 6000-year-old Earth, but entirely another if any of them get into the position where they can influence school curricula or make decisions that pit the fossil fuel industries against the environment.

That's the kind of crap going on right now in my province. We've got a pack of science-denying believers in power again, and while they're not talking about the same thing we are here, it's still making outlandish claims with no evidence.

So yeah, I'm not in favor of pseudoscience, which this clearly is.

If I want to have a "fun" conversation about stuff like this, meet me in the Star Trek thread down in A&E. "Distant Origin" is actually a rather good episode of Voyager that's an allegory worthy of TOS (but couldn't have been shown in the '60s because of the religious heresy angle).
 
About something consequential? We dont need Sitchin to read the Enuma Elish and see they believed there were more than 5 planets.

Bro, it never mentioned there being more planets. You keep looking at an ancient religion, seeing a certain number of gods, and then assume every god represents a planet.

Why would you think that every god you see is a planet? Were you alive back then to truly understand the context of their religion? Of course not! So stop applying your own interpretation/logic to a group of gods from a culture you were never born into or experienced! Because we all know very well that just because the number of something might look like the number of something else doesn't mean it's that something.

For instance 9 gods might not equal 9 planets. 9 could have just been a nice number that they chose for their pantheon, because it's an odd number where a specific leader god can rule over and have the final say.
 
I'm not sure what to say to a person that's trying to rationalize the presence of a giant, salt-licking space cow.

To be fair, this cosmology is incredibly interesting reading. It's all conjecture, but evocative. But I don't take the Silmarillion seriously even if I like the prose, if that makes sense. :)

I dont know why they chose a cow producing 4 rivers of milk to feed Ymir's growth. Rivers are often associated with planets, like sheep. Maybe the 4 rivers identify Ymir's location, we already know it formed where ice meets blowing heat. The cow formed from vapors and fed Ymir. Given how both the Enuma Elish and the Fremont panel place their demon closer to the center of the planets on the other side of Mars, it looks like Ymir could have been the 4th planet too.

I could go out and paint a rock with a picture of a flying saucer any time, and it wouldn't mean I'd actually seen spacemen.

What if you painted the solar system on a rock?

Different peoples around the world and over the course of millennia saw the same stars, but not necessarily the same patterns. Take the Big Dipper, for instance. The North American natives saw a bear. In other places, they saw a plough or wagon. In China they saw a "Celestial Bureaucrat" (Carl Sagan's term). In Egypt they saw a bizarre grouping of various animals including crocodiles.

Are you seriously claiming that you saw humans and dogs traveling on a white bird as big as a plane? :dubious:

The Tower of Babel story made people have different languages, not cosmologies.

I'm not talking about the stars or what they could see but what they couldn't. God and Heaven were somewhere in the sky but unseen. Yet their depictions of God and Heaven show a widespread knowledge about the solar system. The bird was rock art, Babel could have been a recent diffusion of a shared cosmology.

The people responsible for the Enuma Elish and the Fremont panel show an amazing amount of agreement on their creation stories. I dont see how that much detail could survive the many thousands of years of migration it took for people to leave us a pic from Utah.

Ever hear of an obscure civilization called the Egyptians? They worshiped the Sun. The Sun played a large part in other ancient religions, too. Why do you think people used to freak out over total solar eclipses?

I didn't say the Sun plays no role in ancient religion, just that it - and the Moon - play lesser roles in religious pantheons that one would expect. Even the Egyptians had several gods above Ra/Re. The Incans are noted sun worshipers too yet their creator was an ellipse. Why did various peoples opt for 'creators' they couldn't see?

What part of "the Romans gave the name 'Neptune' to the god of the sea, and not a planet they had no idea existed" is too hard to comprehend? It was the modern astronomers who decided to name Neptune 'Neptune' just to be consistent with the other planets.

I understand that, but the Romans were being consistent too. They were handed Greek cosmology who got it from Mesopotamia. Neptune is the god of the sea but in the older Babylonian version he has a planet, Neptune = Poseidon = Ea = Enki = Nudimmud. He may be the Egyptian Ptah. In the Enuma Elish he is the last of the planets before the appearance of Marduk:

102 The Son, the Sun-god, the Sun-god of the gods.'
103 He was clothed with the aura of the Ten Gods

Pluto (Kaka) and the Moon (Qingu) would join the pantheon making it 12 later as Marduk slayed Tiamat. Now if it is true people with good eyesight can see Uranus, and Uranus is Anu in the Enuma Elish, then the authors of that creation story claimed the planet Uranus preceded another planet very much like it. They're describing Neptune even though they couldn't see it.

Saturn has rings because its smaller moons keep running afoul of the Roche Limit. All the gas giants have a ring system. Even Earth will have a ring system for a short time, when the Moon breaks up. It's got nothing to do with "something unusually large whipping by."

As for Jupiter getting fat... must have been all those Mars bars and Milky Way bars. :p

Researchers believe Jupiter did feed on Mars bars, they think it migrated inward and robbed Mars of material. The age of the rings debate is ongoing, but I forgot to mention Pluto as evidence of Saturn's turbulent past.

I can only imagine the mythology you'd cook up when the Sun expands into a red giant. It won't have a thing to do with rogue planets, just ordinary physics and chemistry on a large scale. That's why the human race needs to get off this world and out of the solar system as soon as we can. If we don't, there won't be anything left of any life that existed on this planet.

Ancient peoples may have known about that future, Hell is a lake of fire and Heaven is sanctuary. Sounds like a red giant swallowing up the inner solar system.

The beauty of the scientific method is that we discard what we find out isn't true and continue with what we discover is more accurate. What "propels" the comets is the same thing as the rest of the solar system: gravity.

Does that mean comets didn't form in some vast cloud surrounding the solar system?

I've just been reading some history websites' articles on the Pyramids, and there was not one syllable about "mimicking Orion's belt" in any of them. What's your source?

My eyes

Robert Bauval gets the credit for noticing

I limited them? Really? I went back in time and took away knowledge you claim some space alien gave them, when you've provided not one shred of credible proof for this?

Gosh, where'd I park my time machine?

You said they knew about 5 planets, their stories and pictures say there were more.

Pluto was not discovered until 1930. It was a challenge, even then, with telescopes to use. The ancients could not possibly have known about Pluto, and don't trot out that pile of cow pies about the Roman gods. The astronomers took the name from the gods, just as they've started naming other Kuiper Belt Objects after various native gods or mythological beings.

Pluto was a member of the pantheon of 12. In the Enuma Elish Kaka left Anshar (Saturn) to deliver a message. Pluto is on Saturn's equatorial plane near perihelion.

Except they wouldn't, because they couldn't have seen them. It's entirely possible they could have imagined 9 worlds. But to actually see them, with the unaided eye?

I didn't say they saw planets they couldn't see, only that someone who did told them. Thats why we keep seeing 9 worlds show up in cosmologies around the world.

Re-read my post. I'm not denying any of the ancient Egyptians' achievements that we know they achieved, as verified by the archaeological record. Did they make up stories about Ra, Hathor, and the other gods they worshiped? Absolutely. Did they lie about building the pyramids?

Nope. They're there for everyone to see. But you're content to believe that the ancient Egyptians were too stupid to figure out basic geometry and therefore needed space aliens to build them, and I disagree.

I didn't say the Egyptians didn't build the pyramids. Which Egyptian claimed to have built the Great Pyramid?
 
What evidence do you have that ancient Egypt, during the time of the construction of the Great Pyramids, ascribed any particular significance to "Orion's Belt"?
 
I dont know why they chose a cow producing 4 rivers of milk to feed Ymir's growth. Rivers are often associated with planets, like sheep. Maybe the 4 rivers identify Ymir's location, we already know it formed where ice meets blowing heat. The cow formed from vapors and fed Ymir. Given how both the Enuma Elish and the Fremont panel place their demon closer to the center of the planets on the other side of Mars, it looks like Ymir could have been the 4th planet too.
It's more likely that the cows are just cows and the rivers are just rivers.

What if you painted the solar system on a rock?
What if I did? Nobody would care now because it's knowledge we have through looking through telescopes and taking pictures. But I can guarantee that if I'd painted the solar system prior to the year Uranus was discovered, the painting wouldn't have gone past Saturn (my eyesight isn't good enough to see any planets past Saturn).

I'm not talking about the stars or what they could see but what they couldn't. God and Heaven were somewhere in the sky but unseen. Yet their depictions of God and Heaven show a widespread knowledge about the solar system. The bird was rock art, Babel could have been a recent diffusion of a shared cosmology.
Genesis disagrees with you (you don't mind if I make a biblical reference, right?). Not that I believe for one nanosecond that there's any validity to Genesis as a science text, but I'm just pointing out that you love to quote it and it disagrees with what you just said.

The people responsible for the Enuma Elish and the Fremont panel show an amazing amount of agreement on their creation stories. I dont see how that much detail could survive the many thousands of years of migration it took for people to leave us a pic from Utah.
So the prehistoric people in Utah got telescopes, too. What did they do with them?

I didn't say the Sun plays no role in ancient religion, just that it - and the Moon - play lesser roles in religious pantheons that one would expect. Even the Egyptians had several gods above Ra/Re. The Incans are noted sun worshipers too yet their creator was an ellipse. Why did various peoples opt for 'creators' they couldn't see?
Why can't you see an ellipse?

I understand that, but the Romans were being consistent too. They were handed Greek cosmology who got it from Mesopotamia. Neptune is the god of the sea but in the older Babylonian version he has a planet, Neptune = Poseidon = Ea = Enki = Nudimmud. He may be the Egyptian Ptah. In the Enuma Elish he is the last of the planets before the appearance of Marduk:
Oh, come on. There were plenty of instances where there were several slightly different names for what was essentially the same god(dess), just a different aspect of the thing that god(dess) was meant to represent.

102 The Son, the Sun-god, the Sun-god of the gods.'
103 He was clothed with the aura of the Ten Gods

Pluto (Kaka) and the Moon (Qingu) would join the pantheon making it 12 later as Marduk slayed Tiamat. Now if it is true people with good eyesight can see Uranus, and Uranus is Anu in the Enuma Elish, then the authors of that creation story claimed the planet Uranus preceded another planet very much like it. They're describing Neptune even though they couldn't see it.
What a reach.

Researchers believe Jupiter did feed on Mars bars, they think it migrated inward and robbed Mars of material. The age of the rings debate is ongoing, but I forgot to mention Pluto as evidence of Saturn's turbulent past.
So you think Mars was made of chocolate?

And no, you didn't "forget" to mention Pluto. You never forget to mention Pluto.

Ancient peoples may have known about that future, Hell is a lake of fire and Heaven is sanctuary. Sounds like a red giant swallowing up the inner solar system.
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I first read about the life cycle of stars when I was 12. Honestly, that knowledge was NOT around anywhere close to prehistory.

Does that mean comets didn't form in some vast cloud surrounding the solar system?
Comets are leftovers. They're very small, and they are either short-term or long-term. The long-term ones, with orbits taking tens of thousands of years, spend a great deal of time in the outer solar system.

My eyes

Robert Bauval gets the credit for noticing
Robert Bauval noticed your eyes?

You said they knew about 5 planets, their stories and pictures say there were more.
You mean your interpretation of their stories and pictures say there were more.

Pluto was a member of the pantheon of 12. In the Enuma Elish Kaka left Anshar (Saturn) to deliver a message. Pluto is on Saturn's equatorial plane near perihelion.
Anyone can create a god(dess) without having a planet to represent it. Once again: The astronomers named the planets after the names of ancient gods. Not the other way around.

I didn't say they saw planets they couldn't see, only that someone who did told them. Thats why we keep seeing 9 worlds show up in cosmologies around the world.
Then why didn't these so-called space aliens mention the other Kuiper Belt objects? Pluto isn't even the largest one. Eris is, at least of the ones we know of. And why not include Ceres as a planet?

I didn't say the Egyptians didn't build the pyramids. Which Egyptian claimed to have built the Great Pyramid?
It's common for adherents of the Chariots of the Gods/space alien nonsense to claim the Egyptians couldn't have built the pyramids.

To answer your question, I would need a time machine to go back and take a census of everyone who worked on it. It could take awhile. Maybe your space alien friends could lend me one.

What evidence do you have that ancient Egypt, during the time of the construction of the Great Pyramids, ascribed any particular significance to "Orion's Belt"?
They're a convenient pointer to Sirius, which was a critical star to know about, but we're talking about a civilization without the light pollution we have. I need guide stars to find other stars. I doubt the ancient astronomers would have, given Sirius' apparent magnitude.
 
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It's been a long time since I looked into these kind of things so I might be wrong (it's definitely true for one or two of the places referred to in Chariots of the Gods, not 100% certain on Egypt), but I'm pretty sure I remember from when I did that the pattern the three pyramids at Giza are laid out in a pattern similar to Orion's Belt, but with one major difference. It's upside down. Yep, these supposed god-like alien beings can't even get their construction drawings the right way up....
 
At least in the greek standard theology (the dodecatheon etc), you can't have gods realistically tied to planets, for a number of reasons. A couple being:
-The gods of the olympian order are 12. Also, Herakles becomes a god himself. Moreover, at times you see the twelfth god being different (iirc either Hestia or Dionysos - who got transplanted later anyway - or Herakles).
-The existence of the Titanomachia would have to mean that every anti-olympian also was a planet, which makes even less sense. Although some of the titans indeed gave their names to planets (Ouranos, Kronos). Gaea (Earth) was not a titan, but the progenitor of titans (some etymologies present the term "titan" as being derived from the verb for extending one's body, since the children of Gaea did that while trying to get out).

Scientifically oriented examination of the solar system did exist in Greece since (at least) the 7th century BC and the first documented use of trigonometry on the solar clocks. It was also influenced by part of a comet falling in greek territories, near Byzantion, in the early 5th century BC. The site of the fallen meteor was something of a tourist attraction, and I have read that it possibly was debris from an ancient passing of what later got named as "Halley's Comet".
 
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@Berzerker There is not a single text in the entire body of Sumerian or Mesopotamian tablets in the world that says the Sumerians or Mesopotamians knew of more than five planets. Sitchin just made up that they knew of 12.
 
Why am I responsible for all rock art?
Because that's how archeologists make valid arguments about the belief systems of cultures they study: by gathering all possible evidence, rather than picking up one picture that has 9 stags on it and saying "hey, those must be the nine planets; how did ancient people know there were nine planets? must be space aliens told them!"

That's why.

There's so little that survives, that even when archeologists study everything that's available to them, they often worry that their interpretations might be off base, simply by virtue of those surviving ruins being a non-representative sample. Responsible archeologists, I mean.
 
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Also the point that the fundamental worldviews of ancient peoples were incredibly different from each other. Cosmology was fundamentally different between cultures, in the way that they structured the nature of the universe. You can handwave this away by just being misinterpretations of the nine planets or whatever. But that's the thing - there are hundreds of myths and depictions, it's natural for some of them to coalesce around a number as low as 9 due to how numbers worth. Everything else beyond this is arbitration, the implementation of Nordic space cattle into Anasazi cave myths, the dismissal of fundamental differations in understanding of cosmic structure, the vastly different aesthetic styles being dismissed...

Why don't you count every time the number 1 of something appears in ancient depictions? I mean, it's 1, there's literally nine 1s in every system of 9. Wouldn't that be nine times the power of proof, besides all other numbers being present in these systems? Think about the number of 1s being represented in any depiction. Each instance of anything would count. But you don't, because it due to its nature as a number showcases that numbers are numbers and that it means nothing to point this out, particularly in a sea of inconsistencies.

I have three tables in my apartment. Does this mean I believe in the Trinity?
 
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