He's Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChrTh]

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Ex-Iraqi information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf re-emerged on Arab television screens claiming the U.S. released him after questioning.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/06/26/sprj.irq.tv.comical.ali/index.html

 

[Thadlerian]

He's Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, he's not. Furthermore, this thread does not exist.

All evil posters who dare to argue this will fall dead before their computer monitors.

 

[Tsukemono5]

That guy was like the Iraqi Clinton...

*falls dead*

 

[Håkan Eriksson]

There are allready other threads on this guy... I can't se a need for a new one...

 

[sysyphus]

Whew, for a minute there I thought you were talking about Elvis

 

[baydogbay]

falls dead

 

[YNCS]

This thread is a waste of ti.......

 

[G-Man]

Originally posted by Håkan Eriksson
There are allready other threads on this guy... I can't se a need for a new one...

That's OK, he's important enough for this

 

[John Bull]

he looks much more aged now

 

[Bose]

Originally posted by Håkan Eriksson
There are allready other threads on this guy... I can't se a need for a new one...

Well, why don't you delete it? Oh, it's not up to you...

 

[Smaasnekje]

Originally posted by John Bull
he looks much more aged now

Well, there could be many reasons for that..

Lets see:
Perhaps he coloured his hair before
or
It's not him(but his older brother)
or
He was swallowed by a whale
or
The interregations scared him so much that his hair went white
or
he has bin in a chemical "accident"

many possibilities..

 

[Duke of Marlbrough]

It must be a body double......

 

[Ohwell]

He will never surrender to the infidels!!

 

[Constantine]

Good Now give the guy a talk show. It would be so funny. Im serious btw

 

[Mrogreturns]

The way I heard it was that, when arrested, he proclaimed to his captors that he had not been captured at all and was, in fact, still brilliantly eluding the bumbling American forces. That was when they knew they had the right man

 

[Richard III]

"CLAIMED he was release after questioning."

LOL

 

[Straybow]

From the Late Show with Dave Lettrman:
Top Ten things Bagdad Bob said when captured.
"You picked the right guy for the Queen of Spades, if you know what I mean."

 

[G-Man]

Originally posted by John Bull
he looks much more aged now

He no longer has his hat. I don't think I saw him without it untill now.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

This guy is hilarious. Apparently Bush even left meeting whenever he came on television he was so funny.

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf quotes:

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad"(Would have been even funnier if an American tank rolled by as he said it )

"Those rascals are now committing suicide on the gates of Baghdad. I would encourage them to increase their rate of committing suicide."(Even though there are no Americans in Baghdad )

"God is grilling hteir bellies in hell. I think we will finish them soon"(What is God doing in Hell?)

And a funny Info Minister Joke:
Q)How many Iraqi information ministers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A)There is no need to change the light bulb. It glows brilliantly. The room is not dark, and there is no bruise on your knee from the furniture you didn't walk into.

 

[thestonesfan]

Hmm. Strom Thurman "dies"...al Sahaf suddenly pops up...

Something isn't smelling too good in Denmark, if you get my drift...