Hic, kill me. Hic, kill me...

[eyrei]

Assuming you got them from drinking...go to sleep.

 

[Bose]

I just pictured our receptionist nude... not only cured my hiccups, but made me sterile as well.

 

[Dell19]

You probably clicked on reply once, and then clicked onto another window and then back again and then clicked reply again.

 

[polymath]

I can cure hiccups by mysterious powers. I'm serious. It's worked every time.

Here's what I do, try it and see if it works for you. Put your thumb up on your right hand (as you would if you are going to shake hands). Now put your hand on the person's chest so that your thumb and forefinger are resting along/on top of the person's collarbone on either side. Look into the person's eyes as you are doing this, very deeply, and think things like 'cure' 'peace' 'rest' and general positive curative stuff like that. And they stop hiccuping!!!

I've done this loads of times and it's worked every time but once.

And if you are doing this on a girl, do not try and cop a feel! Yes you! You know who you are!

 

[Xen]

Originally posted by Bose
I'm not about to argue with something that makes no sense but works every time!

only works for me, and those who have used it under my parents watchful eye, try it, and if it dosent work, then it clearlly is not the remedy, or you did it wrong, after all, it has only owrked every time so far, and for us, not for you, so go test it the next time you have hic ups, whats the worst that could happen?

 

[polymath]

I'm gonna try Xen's one to see if it works.

What's the worst that could happen? I guess you've never heard of Ignitibus Aqua-itis?

 

[Cimbri]

Beer, Bose, drink beer!

 

[nixon]

Holding your breath for > 1 minute, works for me every time.

 

[Alex the Great]

I just fill an 8-ounce glass of water, let out all my breath, and chug really fast. It has not failed me once. Or you can perform some ancient hiccup ceremony

 

[Cilpot]

Fill your lungs with as much air as you can, hold your breath for about 20 secs and then you're fine

Or just think about something else..