High Society Mafia

[Visorslash]

general

 

[Winston Hughes]

general

Spoiler The General :

On the time-honoured principle that anyone this crass and stubborn must make a good military leader, the General has been given command of numerous colonial missions, after which the fact that his opponents lacked actual weapons never prevented the newspapers from calling him a national hero.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Politician

 

[Takhisis]

As sleazy as you can, eh, pizzaguy?

 

[dragonprobably]

As sleazy as you can, eh, pizzaguy?

He'll be a real Herman Cain.

 

[Snerk]

Professor Plum, obviously.

 

[Takhisis]

He'll be a real Herman Cain.

I can just see atpg smiling at his pizza counter to increase sales and telling people that the US Republican Party is not conservative enough.

 

[Autolycus]

I'll be The Judge

 

[dragonprobably]

Eva Braun?

 

[choxorn]

I'll be The Actress.

 

[Winston Hughes]

The Politician

Spoiler The Politician :

As ruthless as he is clever, the Politician doesn’t care who he steps on in his relentless pursuit of power.

Professor Plum, obviously.

Spoiler The Professor :

A spouter of technical nonsense across a range of academic disciplines, the Professor’s avuncular manner belies his violently regressive political views.

I'll be The Judge

Spoiler The Judge :

An exponent of the legal theory that everyone is guilty unless they’re a member of the upper classes, the Judge is notorious for sending hapless proles to the gallows on the flimsiest of evidence.

I'll be The Actress.

Spoiler The Actress :

Hollywood’s femme fatale du jour, the Actress has a sultry mystique that sets pulses racing and wallets opening.

 

[Winston Hughes]

Three roles remaining:

The Artist
The Banker
The Diplomat

 

[Visorslash]

I'd like to take them in the name of national security.

 

[classical_hero]

The Artiste

 

[Winston Hughes]

The Artiste

Spoiler The Artist :

Being rich, beautiful, and passably bohemian, it doesn’t really matter that the Artist has no discernable talent for portraiture.

 

[BSmith1068]

Diplomat

 

[Winston Hughes]

Diplomat

Spoiler The Diplomat :

Effortlessly cool and handsome, pathologically self-centred and untrustworthy, the Diplomat was born for a life of international intrigue.

 

[Winston Hughes]

So close! Just need a Banker...

Unfortunately, I have to disappear for a while now, but, if we get that last sign-up, I'll post the game thread as soon as I return.

 

[Backwards Logic]

I suppose I'll be the Banker!

 

[Takhisis]

We've always known you could be… banked on.


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