Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Bigdog doesn't like peanuts or fish. He is both black and white. He likes to keeps things simple for efficiency's sake. He likes to hunt. He isn't afraid of anything. He doesn't think any one particular political group is stupid. He thinks they're all stupid. He recognizes very few people as intelligent enough for conversation.
Bigfoot is Bigdog's cousin. They once met at a family reunion, but since then Bigfoot tried to stay clear of Alabama. Bigfoot dreams of becoming a talk show host, as long as it's not on CBS. However, he only thinks he has a decent shot at radio. If he ever did have a talk show, he'd probably be hilarious.
Neither of them is afraid of cars. Bigdog's car is twenty years old and it still runs just fine. Bigfoot's is five years old and it's constantly breaking down. He refuses to take any advice from Bigdog.
Bigfoot is Bigdog's cousin. They once met at a family reunion, but since then Bigfoot tried to stay clear of Alabama. Bigfoot dreams of becoming a talk show host, as long as it's not on CBS. However, he only thinks he has a decent shot at radio. If he ever did have a talk show, he'd probably be hilarious.
Neither of them is afraid of cars. Bigdog's car is twenty years old and it still runs just fine. Bigfoot's is five years old and it's constantly breaking down. He refuses to take any advice from Bigdog.