How do you like your bacon?

[Zelig]

Do you drink Zelig?

1. Whether I drink isn't relevant.

2. I was speaking in the hypothetical of someone who doesn't like bacon - I neither like nor dislike bacon, I simply recognize it's a tasty food that isn't very healthy.

3. I drink more than a couple drinks per sitting at about the same rate I consume bacon - probably 3-4 times in the past year.

 

[AlpsStranger]

It's not grease, it's flavor juice!

Damn straight! Preach it! Why does my left arm hurt so much?

 

[Antilogic]

Damn straight! Preach it! Why does my left arm hurt so much?

That's just all the nutrients super-charging your arm. Don't worry about it, just eat more bacon.

 

[IAM]

Crispy bacon dipped in mayonnaise.

 

[bhsup]

I am ashamed that I did not mention this earlier. Not sure whether this would qualify as crispy or chewy, but here we go. Deep fried chicken fried!

"This is good. Just needs more salt."


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Note: I cannot take credit for finding this. Fifty discovered this vide on youtube and shared it with us on #fiftychat years ago.

 

[AlpsStranger]

Holy crap. I must try chicken fried bacon in gravy now!

+200 points for smoking while eating chicken fried bacon.

 

[Antilogic]

Now that is some real USA #1 material right there.

 

[AlpsStranger]

If I ever decide I can't take it anymore I'm just going to kill myself with chicken fried bacon and Marlboros. Screw hanging or shooting yourself, I'm going out in style.

 

[Borachio]

That's a very slow, painful, and yet tasty, way to go.

 

[warpus]

What you do is you eat crap like that once a month. Then it will taste amazing and you will not die.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Bacon weave? Why the hell have I pissed my life away without bavon weave? The agony! But what is it exactly?

I like my bacon chewy. Turkey bacon is ok, but it's not really good for a bacon sandwich and it's harder to cook it chewy.

@Alps - I could think of worse ways of dying than with a slice of bacon in your mouth and a marlboro in hand.

 

[madviking]

Bacon weave? Why the hell have I pissed my life away without bavon weave? The agony! But what is it exactly?

A Next Level Bacon Preparation technique pioneered by the guys at Epic Meal Time.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

What do you do with it? Worship it? Lay your first born over a stone and sacrifice him to appease it? I need answers.

 

[madviking]

Wrap things in it and then eat said things. Have you never watched Epic Meal Time?


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[GoodGame]

Canadian Bacon on my Pizza is how I like my bacon!

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Never heard of epic meal time

 

[madviking]

Never heard of epic meal time

welcome to the internet let me be your guide.

 

[_random_]

Here are some of my favorites:

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Here's where they explain how to do a bacon weave:

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[Perfection]

Bacon weaves are less tasty way to make bacon.

 

[IAM]

This is my favorite way to eat bacon... The Bacon Bikini.


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