How do YOU plan to get to Heaven?

[Provolution]

I am planning to get all of us to hell, and we will eventually get there LOL

 

[thestonesfan]

Heh, I plan on getting to heaven because Jesus is a sap who forgives everything.

 

[Quentin]

I will open up a portal to Heaven using alien teleportation technology

... or I might just live life as best as I can and be nice to people

 

[Inhalaattori]

I just cant understand how some one can believe that crap. I want a highway to HELL!

 

[Esckey]

Why would I want to go 'heaven', when I can go to Valhalla?

 

[zeon252]

Invasion :devil2: but seriously if God made us in his own image, then heaven is a slightly corrupt monarchy(absolute I might add)

 

[GrandAdmiral]

How do YOU plan to get to Heaven?

By being myself. Jesus loves me.

 

[shadowdude]

By being myself. Jesus loves me.

But the question is do you love him.

 

[Amenhotep7]

What's taking Curt so long? Shadylookin's doing a good job, but usually Curt would have gotten in on this with some sort of scoff/retort.

As for me, simple. Lead a good life, obey the commandments, accept JC as my savior. 3-step way to get to heaven.

 

[Mauer]

What's taking Curt so long? Shadylookin's doing a good job, but usually Curt would have gotten in on this with some sort of scoff/retort.

So far everyone has been decent. Very surprising, might I add. I didnt start this thread as a source for debate, Jesus is the only way (Which I believe), or martyrdom, or no heaven. I was just curious. If you want to debate or shoot down somebody elses beliefs, I am sure you are all aware of the many, many threads for this. Thank you all for the civility so far

 

[citizen001]

you're not supposed to PLAN to get to heaven, just try to follow God believe in him and don't PLAN to get to heaven.

 

[FriendlyFire]

some sort of scoff/retort.

Lets CFC all get together and Build a tower of Bablyon. We can reach heaven via an elevator

 

[classical_hero]

This children's song is my answer to this question.
"One way God said to get to heaven. Jesus is the only way.
One way to reach those pearly mansions. Jesus is the only way.
No othey way, no other way. No other way to go.
One way God said to get to heaven. Jesus is the only way."

 

[Mescalhead]

Lets CFC all get together and Build a tower of Bablyon. We can reach heaven via an elevator

That's what they tried to do during the '60s.

 

[The Person]

Got no clue. But I'd rather be transcendent than going to heaven. (If it isn't the same thing, that is.)

 

[CurtSibling]

The opening post is designed to railroad posters into believing in a fictious afterlife.

In such a situation, I cannot give an answer.

Rest assured - No-one knows what comes after brain death.

Maggots are my guess.

 

[yoshi74]

I live by my moral values and the things i believe. When they accept that in heaven, it would be fine. When they don't accept this then heaven isn't the place i want to be.
So easy

 

[Longasc]

For all those unsure how to get to heaven: Follow my shining example. Read all my postings. Do not doubt me, and...

... i am pretty sure that you cannot sue me after my or your dead...

 

[Mauer]

The opening post is designed to railroad posters into believing in a fictious afterlife.

In such a situation, I cannot give an answer.

Rest assured - No-one knows what comes after brain death.

Maggots are my guess.

I'm not exactly sure what your reasoning here is, considering I haven't made any comments about anyones beliefs. Conspiracy theorists are whackos.

 

[Tycho Brahe]

My plan is to be a noble and caring human beeing, loving my neighbor and alle that. (But not praying to and prazing a random image of a supernatural beeing)

The day I die I'll find out if there is a God, and what he/she will do with me. It could be that the world is ruled by an evil God who punishes good people. Time will tell. I kind of look forward to it.