bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
Playing as France starting with the coronation of Louis XIII (1610) I began by bullying Spain (annexed the Spanish Netherlands and Franche-Comte whilst my spies set up rebellions in Galicia and Navarra, both of which are now semi-independent). I then rebuilt for an all-out war against the Ottomans (who were laying siege to Vienna). I flooded their land with around 80,000 men (beyond my support limit, and they died by the bucket-load) and managed to secure independence for Transylvania, Croatia, Bosnia, Albania and Bulgaria. About a decade later the Austrians (who were by then my allies) declared war on the Ottomans (and I joined in as the truce was long gone) and an Ottoman super-army annihilated us both in a single battle (I lost 75,000 men and the Austrians lost 30,000, the Ottomans lost 60,000 but had plenty of men left over). Just then, with my army completely destroyed, Spain declared war on me, dragging along Portugal, England, Venice, Denmark and Wurzburg.
"****." I said.
Ouch.