How to annoy at school

The Person said:
Always be five minutes late for classes and claim that the school clock is five minutes fast. Keep on doing this even if other people start telling you your clock is wrong.

And if your school has bells?

The Person said:
Throw wet sheets of paper at people under your window

under your window? That doesn't make sense...

The Person said:
When asked a question, always start your answer with "The voices in my head claim that..."

I have got to do that one!
 
PrinceScamp said:
And if your school has bells?
Then claim that the bells ring at the wrong moment. Never acknowledge that you watch might be wrong, even if it's five minutes after everybody else's.

under your window? That doesn't make sense...
Come to my school and I'll show you. Or you could do this from the highest story at your school. The sound they make when they hit the ground are annoying enough in themselves, but not as annoying as getting one on your head...

I have got to do that one!
Nice to see that I have some good contributions too! :)

And some more annoying things:

- Take out the balls of the mice of the school computers and throw them away.

- If the school computers are standing close to each other, swap the keyboard cables of them so that what is written on one keyboard is displayed on the comp beside it instead.

- Ask for directions to wherever you need to be, even if you need to go to the bathroom. Make sure you ask the same person about the same place over and over again.

- Always answer the teacher's questions with other questions.
 
Today I used a program I wrote to send a million disguised net send messages to my friend (to play a joke on him, although I gave him this program too) and the teacher came by to see why he was clicking the mouse so much. She took down who the message was from (which was some fake computer name I made up that didn't really exist but looked real - like the other one's in our school) and she and the other computer teachers went on a wild goose chase to find the message sender. They never did. ;) My friend didn't like it because he literally had to sit there clicking the OK button on the message for about 10 minutes (the actual number of messages I sent him was about 1600) and the genius of a teacher we have suggested to him that clicking the X in the corner would close all the messages at once. That one cracked me up.
 
The Person said:
Come to my school and I'll show you. Or you could do this from the highest story at your school. The sound they make when they hit the ground are annoying enough in themselves, but not as annoying as getting one on your head...

My school only has one small 2 story section, wich in a 8 on the richtor scale will probably partialy collapse (who needs the Explore Program kids anyways, all that excercise in the great outdoors is disgusting).

The Person said:
- Take out the balls of the mice of the school computers and throw them away.

- If the school computers are standing close to each other, swap the keyboard cables of them so that what is written on one keyboard is displayed on the comp beside it instead.

You can always count on crapy computers at school:goodjob:
 
In computing class, have a contest where the winner is the student who can hold down ALL the arrows keys the longest.. an annoying beeping noise occurs and the teacher comes running. Of course, the fun is when the teacher is standing behind you and telling you to stop. Do you stop straight away or wait for your opponent first? It's like chicken, 'cept it annoys everybody.
 
Some most amusing ideas on the original list. I like to see some kids try them in my class, though...
 
Talk about computer games at every oppertunity you get, your friends will think your a total nerd, inspired by a true story.

And now, to install and play America's Army.
*takes big step*
*MREOWW!!!*
*Sorry kitty!*
 
BCLG100 said:
Get a magnet and run into the computer and just press it up against every screen!

No.

Tesla coils work much better.


Azzaman333 said:
But did you melt the pen so much that it ended up half the size?

It was
[-------------------------------------------------------------------------------]
Roughly that

to

[-----------------------------------]
Roughly that.

So yeah.
 
trada said:
In computing class, have a contest where the winner is the student who can hold down ALL the arrows keys the longest.. an annoying beeping noise occurs and the teacher comes running. Of course, the fun is when the teacher is standing behind you and telling you to stop. Do you stop straight away or wait for your opponent first? It's like chicken, 'cept it annoys everybody.

I don't think I'm brave enough to try that one...
 
This works best with a substitute teacher.

Decide on a "target word". We used the word "Bogie" because of some stupid TV programme.

Whenever the teacher leaves class/goes to the store cupboard, etc. take it in turns to say "Bogie" or whatever wor you've chosen.
Each successive person must make it louder than the last.
Before long, people are roaring at each other.
The person who gets caught loses.

A game might last a while, with little increments, or may qquickly degenerate into screaming.
 
Hehe, we play an variant of that annoying game at my school..

When you and the student next to you are really bored you play this game. You both agree on a target person, then you take turns saying that person's name (first very quiet and building up to shouting). The loser is the person that gets that person's attention (they turn around). The loser must then put up their hand straight away and ask a impromtu question to the teacher. It's funny because if it really was an impromtu question they can be quite idiotic and downgrading. Tehe.

This can be very, very annoying to the target students.
 
Yes, I did. Check the first line of my sig.

You see, C3CFanatic0014 no longer fits me. After all:

-I don't play C3C much anymore
-As of 1/18/6, I will not be 14 anymore

This will fit no matter what since

-I have been a Civ Fan since 1993 and always will be
-I was born in 1991
and
-It's shorter! :woohoo:
 
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