How to annoy at school

[BCLG100]

I don't think the Amish one will work, unless your dressed in Amish clothing.

Cowbells aren't that common either nor is class participation.

the reply was better than the original joke.

 

[azzaman333]

When using the school computers, unplug every cord you can find on your computer. Then tell the teacher that the computer isnt working. See if they can figure out what's wrong within 5 minutes.

 

[Suppersalmon]

Ive done my fair share in time to annoy people andteachers at school

1) i would go into the rooms early hide in a cuborad and just jump out half way through the lesson and go BOOOOOO

2) Constantly forget everything work related that the teacher sets you

3) when everyone else moans how cold it is complain how its to hot and ask to open a window

4) read out texts in the most annoying voice that you possible can

 

[WillJ]

• A classic: [assuming your school doesn't actually have an elevator] At the beginning of the school year, sell "elevator passes" to naive freshmen.
  
  
• Dress and act like the stereotype of a different ethnic group each day.
  
  
• Do the work that the teacher suggests for extra practice (not for a grade), and openly cheat on it.
  
  
• When a science project is due, walk into class with a beaker that's labeled "5 Molar sulfuric acid" but really just has water in it. Trip and fall, spilling it onto someone.
  
  
• Continously submit articles to the school newspaper that are absolute crap.
  
  
• When saying the Pledge of Allegience, don't say anything at all (or mumble everything) except for the "for all" part at the end, which you say loudly for emphasis:
  
  I pledge allegience blah blah blah with liberty and justice FOR ALL
  
  Look at a minority student while you do this.
  
  
• Get all the school clubs that sell stuff for fundraising purposes to organize into a cartel.
  
  
• At the beginning of the school year, when the teacher asks you what name you like to be called, say "Rusty."
  
  
• Run for class president. During your speech, dress and talk like a pirate. By doing this, you're guaranteed to win. (This is what the UNC student president did. He then continued to act like a pirate as the functioning president.)
  

 

[azzaman333]

Change the targets of the desktop shortcuts on the school computers.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

LOL! where was this thread when I was in high school!

 

[Thisnameislame]

Some more:
-At a school dance, start a conga line and have it go in between people trying to dance "intamitaly*
-Secretly change your teacher's ringtone, and call them during class.
-email this topic to all your classmates

 

[CivFan91]

Hey, Thisnameislame. just out of curiosity, how'd you get a custom avatar?

 

[ybbor]

Hey, Thisnameislame. just out of curiosity, how'd you get a custom avatar?

it's not, it;s the civ4 computer technology icon.

and so this isn't spam: if you share lockers with someone and have a locker you don't need, put a dead fish in there. leave it there. see how long it takes before a nearby locker has to start bringing noseplugs.

 

[Own]

Being "annoying" isn't a good thing, but funny is always fine .

Something similar like this happened today. My teacher was lecturing to us about some essays we wrote. She told me I needed more "meat and potatoes" meaning support. I told her that meat and potatoes were the main course and the main idea, and that sauce/gravy was the support. She disagreed, and the (friendly) arguing began. It lasted about five minutes. She still thinks meat and potatoes is support. Who's with me on this? If you have just main idea without support it's not convincing.If you have dry meat and potatoes without flavoring then it's not delicious. So give your meat and potatoes sauce with a side of salad, and give the main idea support. Am I right?

 

[azzaman333]

Being "annoying" isn't a good thing, but funny is always fine .

Something similar like this happened today. My teacher was lecturing to us about some essays we wrote. She told me I needed more "meat and potatoes" meaning support. I told her that meat and potatoes were the main course and the main idea, and that sauce/gravy was the support. She disagreed, and the (friendly) arguing began. It lasted about five minutes. She still thinks meat and potatoes is support. Who's with me on this? If you have just main idea without support it's not convincing.If you have dry meat and potatoes without flavoring then it's not delicious. So give your meat and potatoes sauce with a side of salad, and give the main idea support. Am I right?

IMO, yes you are right. Meat and potatos are good, but they are much better with gravy.

 

[CivFan91]

Being "annoying" isn't a good thing, but funny is always fine .

Something similar like this happened today. My teacher was lecturing to us about some essays we wrote. She told me I needed more "meat and potatoes" meaning support. I told her that meat and potatoes were the main course and the main idea, and that sauce/gravy was the support. She disagreed, and the (friendly) arguing began. It lasted about five minutes. She still thinks meat and potatoes is support. Who's with me on this? If you have just main idea without support it's not convincing.If you have dry meat and potatoes without flavoring then it's not delicious. So give your meat and potatoes sauce with a side of salad, and give the main idea support. Am I right?

I enjoy gravy, but usually I have to settle for sour cream. Which is a fine subsitute, except on holidays; there it's a must-have.

I say your teacher is weird for a) saying meat and potatoes is a support and b) for even having that argument in the first place!