How would you update Forrest Gump?

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Today I was watching Forrest Gump on TV. I thought that that movie is almost 20 years old (1994, but filmed in 1993), so an update would be necessary. But there's a little problem: Forrest's life is somehow tied to all major events in American history, from Elvis to the Vietnam war.

So the question is, how would you update Forrest Gump so it reflects the events in American history between 1993 and 2012? How would Forrest, Jenny and his son have lived the last 18-19 years?
 
Instead of fighting in Vietnam he goes to Spain and puts down those damn Catalan traitors.

So the US and Spain fought against Catalans sometime between 1993 and 2012? I didn't know that, thanks for the info! :goodjob:

Given how well you performed in Vietnam and you're performing in Afghanistan, I'm no worried at all. In fact, I'm beginning to believe that having the US declaring war on us is the best for our ultimate and unquestionable victory.
 
He'll be doing his running, and in the background will be the results of the binding Catalan Independence Referendum - a resounding "No" vote for independence.

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So the US and Spain fought against Catalans sometime between 1993 and 2012? I didn't know that, thanks for the info! :goodjob:

Given how well you performed in Vietnam and you're performing in Afghanistan, I'm no worried at all. In fact, I'm beginning to believe that having the US declaring war on us is the best for our ultimate and unquestionable victory.

There is a HUGE difference between destroying a nation's military and occupying said nation. If America was happy to just kill every Afghan they found, the war would have been over long, long ago. Occupying a nation is very difficult regardless of who you are.
 
So the best way to reflect the last 20 years of american history according to CFC is nuking Catalonia.
 
MOABs would be sufficient in large quantities.

That said, I don't think I'd want to update Forrest Gump. It was perfect for the era it represented. You'd be better off making an entirely different movie. Why ruin a 'classic' by trying to update it for a more modern era. The track record for such attempts is abysmal. I point you to The Day The Earth Stood Still and The Manchurian Candidate as two excellent examples of atrocious modernization attempts.
 
I'll add to what VR said by noting that they're updating Drop Dead Fred. And Russel Brand is going to be playing Rik Mayall. What in the helledy hell?
 
I don't think you could update it. The juxtaposition of Gump's optimistic naivety with America's slide into post-Vietnam cynicism was a pretty big part of the film, at least as I understood it. You couldn't really get that in an updated version.

He'll be doing his running, and in the background will be the results of the binding Catalan Independence Referendum - a resounding "No" vote for independence.
What is it with you and fantasising about unsuccessful independence referendums? It's like you have a fetish or something...
 
You know there was a sequel to the book depicting the 80s and 90s right? Plot spoilered in case anyone wants to go out and buy the book now.

Spoiler :
Wikipedia said:
After the death of Jenny, his Mother, and failure of the Bubba Shrimp Company, Forrest and his son find a way to stumble through life and history.

As in the first book, Gump stumbles through historical American events through the 1980s and early 1990s.

On the first page, Forrest Gump tells readers "Don't never let nobody make a movie of your life's story," though "Whether they get it right or wrong, it don't matter."

However, the character is not an idiot savant, as in the first book; but, more similar to Tom Hanks' "kind hearted imp". Frequent spelling and grammar mistakes, in the text, are used as a device to indicate the character's deficient education and cognitive difficulties.

The story suggests that the real-life events surrounding the film have affected Forrest's life. Gump runs into Tom Hanks. He even goes on The David Letterman Show and attends the Academy Awards.

He plays football for the New Orleans Saints, sells encyclopedias door-to-door, works on a pig farm, and helps develop the infamous New Coke. He accidentally crashes the Exxon Valdez, helps destroy the Berlin Wall, and fights in Operation Desert Storm with his friend, an orangutan named Sue (who survived a NASA mission and cannibals, with Gump, in the first book).

He meets many celebrities, including Colonel Oliver North, the Ayatollah Khomeini, John Hinckley, Jim Bakker, Ivan Boesky, Ronald Reagan, Saddam Hussein, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Tom Hanks (who plays Forrest in the movie).
 
The only thing I remember about that movie, is my friend (who was 10 or so) asked me whether this was a true story.

While I like Tom Hanks, I have never liked any of his movies and this one is certainly in that category.
 
Gump would of course be in the WTC building on 9-11-01. He'd save some lives. I'm not sure where else I'd put him. There's only so many places he can conceivably be.

I'm assuming I'm reading the OP right and it is asking which world events the past 20 years would Gump be involved in. I also think it'd be cool if Gump was maybe part of the Florida election process in 2000 and he's the reason GWB got elected. :lol:
 
MOABs would be sufficient in large quantities.

That said, I don't think I'd want to update Forrest Gump. It was perfect for the era it represented. You'd be better off making an entirely different movie. Why ruin a 'classic' by trying to update it for a more modern era. The track record for such attempts is abysmal. I point you to The Day The Earth Stood Still and The Manchurian Candidate as two excellent examples of atrocious modernization attempts.

I thought you would mention Star Trek :mischief:
 
I think that the whole Y2K debacle was something where the character would be involved in some unique way.
 
And of course he'd be a part of the Occupy protests, even if he's unaware of it.
 
I don't think you could update it. The juxtaposition of Gump's optimistic naivety with America's slide into post-Vietnam cynicism was a pretty big part of the film, at least as I understood it. You couldn't really get that in an updated version.

But you could get Gump becoming CEO of Lehman Brothers or Bush's military advisor or both :mischief:

sells encyclopedias door-to-door, works on a pig farm,

Wikipedia and swine flu. Good idea.
 
What is it with you and fantasising about unsuccessful independence referendums? It's like you have a fetish or something...

Oh too right. I can see it now; you going down to the polling station in 2014, voting "No"... Mmmm! The more you say no, the more you mean yes - to me ;)
 
He'd end up in Guantanamo Bay, of course.
 
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