Originally posted by Simon Darkshade
Institute a harsh fascist regime, with all that it involves.
One concurs with many of Pillager's points, save those specifically appropriate to the British situation.
1.) A global fascist dictatorship, with all those who oppose long since disappeared, and re-settled in a nice grave in the woods, or in the gulags, where they run the yak-powered power stations.
2.) A happy, unified empire of many distinct nations, with each people getting to live in their own homeland.
3.) A large military force, including lovely battleships in the Navy. Ban all Village People records.
4.) Proper access to healthcare, education, etc. A welfare safety net for those in dire need, but this would not be necessary, as all would labour happily for the greater glory of the State, and their beloved Fuhrer. A few specimens of socialists and communists kept on hunting estates as prey
5.) Education to be done properly, according Darkshadist theory and philosophy, with religious teaching as specified elsewhere.
6.) Environmental protection, and protection of animal species. Not to a rabid extent, but to a proper one. Sustainable development, and slave labour. Development of Planet Watch, which keeps an eye out for comets and meteors, and then arranges their destruction with multi-gigaton thermonuclear warheads launched from space.
7.) A strict and proper social order, and proper codes of behaviour, dress and action enforced. Some kind of slavery or indentured tenure (gai'shan ) as punishment for minor crime could well be countenanced.
Death penalty, whipping and other torture used appropriately, and police forces have wide and sweeping powers.
8.) Sex not glorified in a perverse hagiographic manner. Those chosen to bear lots of kiddies do so; those not, are limited somewhat. Policy is aimed towards eventually phasing out such activity.
9.) A proper court for the Leader, with selected attendants, servants,(now don't go getting any dirty ideas, though) and the pick of the best of the world gathered there also so as to encourage developments in art, science, culture, etc, etc. And big rallies, like out of Triumph of the Will.
10.) A harmonious industrial environment, with extreme excesses from labour and capital actively discouraged. A nice, well mannered society, dressed properly, and holding to the lovely old fashioned virtues.
As such, the Eric Lidell Centre will be built and expanded
11.) Selected films and television series to be screened regularly, and copious informative and enjoyable propaganda broadcasts from the Ministry. Sort of like 1984, but cleaner, happier, and more enjoyable to live in. And many films which deserved to be made will be made.
The Evil Leader would present the Academy Awards, and host the ceremony. The Awards will be renamed from 'Oscar' to 'Von Sydow'.
12.) People shall be educated, and taught to appreciate proper humour.And proper music. With the lash and the electro-clamps if necessary....
Single sex schools.
13.) Aussie Rules Football and Cricket spread globally, with Baseball and Gridiron confined to such films as The Natural and The Longest Yard respectively. Ditto soccer.
14.) Space exploration to find another planet to conquer, and dominate.
Proper sports will be played, which will lead for a better people, along with paramilitary training. 
