If you were an abnormaly evil dictator what would your rise to power be?

[Perfection]

The Directerate of Spoons? BAH! Nothing but a bunch of hill-billies and moonshiners. The spork is a much more functional tool able to stab, gouge, consume soup and do so with style and grace. And don't get me started on the Sectret Spork Society. They laugh at the weakness of the American nuclear arsenal.

I pity you Darkshade, you could've been a fine agent capable of helping us in shadow government manipulations but now you'll spend the rest of your days in the austrailian outback with nothing but a spoon

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Poor boy. Must be having one of those LSD flashbacks. That's the problem with children these days; all whacked out on jungle juice.
Here is a silver; run along and find a cleric.

 

[Perfection]

Nah, LSD isn't my style, I can't be the head of an evil society if i'm hooked on drugs, stupid! You know what I'll do with that silver, melt it down into coins bearing my face when I tkae over the world, fool!

 

[polymath]

By all means, squabble over your spoons and silver coins...did not the apostle say "when I became a man I put away spoons, and picked up more utilitarian implements"? Have you ever faced a man wielding a 32 mm. spork with a 200 milliwatt plasma-focus lens and under-over anti-matter array?

I thought not.

 

[Perfection]

I've used one before, in fact I've made it, but I never seen anyone else (Besides y elite guard with one.) and it's a 200 MEGAwatt lens

 

[polymath]

"I've used one before, in fact I've made it, but I never seen anyone else (Besides y elite guard with one.) and it's a 200 MEGAwatt lens" - perfection


oooh, is that one of the new Japanese ones?...must keep up to date with 'Jane's sporks of the world'...

 

[CurtSibling]

Fools!

I will assume power and rule earth from my Eagle's Eyrie in the indestructable Ural mountains!

Argue over spoons all you wish!
I may use spoons to torture my ex-opponents once I rule on high and can turn my mind to lesser matters!

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Indeed Graf Von Sibling, some of these types do not know who the real evil dictators among us are... We few, we happy few, we band of bastards!

 

[CurtSibling]

I concur, Dark One!

"The greatest trick the Evil Dictators ever pulled, was convincing the newbies that we didn't exist!"

 

[Smaasnekje]

 

[Obssesed Nuker]

OBVIOUSLY: There would be a ton of nukin involved.

 

[polymath]

"The greatest trick the Evil Dictators ever pulled, was convincing the newbies that we didn't exist!"

Oho! BUT:
"The greatest trick the Extremely Evil Dictators ever pulled, was convincing the merely Evil Dictators that spoons were of any use..."

 

[SirJethro]

What is the difference between an abnormally evil dictator and a normal evil dictator?

 

[Sir John]

II'll just make some fake pics of all the great leaders and blackmailing them to become the unoficial ruler of the world...

who knows.. maby I already am....

 

[Sultan Bhargash]

Originally posted by SirJethro
What is the difference between an abnormally evil dictator and a normal evil dictator?

An abnormally evil dictator would gut the weapons inspectors and hang the intestines outside his gates before filling his capital city with all the newborn children in his nation and escaping to his hideout in the Caymans.

 

[Smaasnekje]

That would be un-practical... Replace the new borns(you need them in the future to kill more people) with the old, disabled and "human shield" activists

 

[joespaniel]

Free cable for everyone!

 

[Smaasnekje]

now THATS evil....

 

[philippe]

Hmm evil deeds to do:
food aid packs dropping over America
And an army equipped with frying pans....

 

[Archbob]

Originally posted by CurtSibling


Then they will bow before my munificence!

(ooh, matron!)

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