If you were trapped in a fursuit, what kind of animal would it be

[Japanrocks12]

Keep in mind that this is a hypothetical situation. Let's say that you did something to upset a furry (in your classes/at work/randomly on the streets/one of your friends). As the ultimate arbiter of retributive justice, the furry corners you and binds you in his or her parent's basement, with a few of his furry friends watching. He/She is about to trap you into a fur suit. Because the furry is a fair arbiter, he/she allows you to determine what kind of fur suit you will spend the next 30 days in. So, ladies and gentlemen of OT, what sort of fur suit would you rather wear for the next 30 days?

 

[Leonel]

If that's the fate that would befall me, I wouldn't piss off a furry.

 

[Japanrocks12]

If that's the fate that would befall me, I wouldn't piss off a furry.

Dude, it's a hypothetical. You having pissed off a furry is a precondition.

 

[Kraznaya]

Penjuinsrkewl

 

[Virote_Considon]

Duck costume.

 

[emzie]

What ever animal is the most common road kill. I would then head over to a highway.

If I can't leave the house, a raccoon. And I'll RP as if I have rabies.

 

[IglooDame]

Depends. Is the fur suit/costume male or female?

 

[civ_king]

probably a Tiger a Siberian specifically

 

[kosiosko 1]

i voted other

a kola,

i'd spend the month collecting with my bucket for WWF, and hanging out at the beach

 

[Leonel]

How good is the fursuit? Is it like a cheap and creepy one you get at the dollar store that has God-knows-what crusted up on the crotch area or like the really good ones that some Russian furry made?

 

[Dachs]

Keep in mind that this is a hypothetical situation. Let's say that you did something to upset a furry (in your classes/at work/randomly on the streets/one of your friends). As the ultimate arbiter of retributive justice, the furry corners you and binds you in his or her parent's basement, with a few of his furry friends watching. He/She is about to trap you into a fur suit. Because the furry is a fair arbiter, he/she allows you to determine what kind of fur suit you will spend the next 30 days in. So, ladies and gentlemen of OT, what sort of fur suit would you rather wear for the next 30 days?

You're a cruel, cruel, cruel, sexy man

 

[Godwynn]

 

[Tani Coyote]

Already being a furry, this isn't really applicable... but I'll bite.

Hedgehog.

If not that, fox.

 

[Grimz101]

What kanye is wearing

 

[Karalysia]

You know I have no problem with gays and everything, but I can't stand furries. They're disgusting. Call me a hypocrite if you want, but furries need to all be taken to shrinks because they have a serious mental disorder. You see folks, it's like furries are paper clips. But they're all bent and twisty and convoluted. But a shrink will help you out, because he will twist you and bend you and turn you.....normal!!!

I sometimes see this furry walking around campus wearing ears and a tail and it sickens me. The pervert needs to get help. How are furries any different from pedophiles?

 

[Leonel]

You know I have no problem with gays and everything, but I can't stand furries. They're disgusting. Call me a hypocrite if you want, but furries need to all be taken to shrinks because they have a serious mental disorder. You see folks, it's like furries are paper clips. But they're all bent and twisty and convoluted. But a shrink will help you out, because he will twist you and bend you and turn you.....normal!!!

In before Fur-secution

 

[Karalysia]

Look, they have an mental illness.

http://antifurrycoalition.org/Home.html

Welcome to the Anti-Furry Coalition's website. We are an organization of ordinary citizens with a common goal: to educate the general public about the furries, and the effect that they could have on your home and family. Our goal is to help you inform and protect your family and community.

This website was created in order to provide a safe learning resource for families and individuals who would like to learn more about furries, without the fear of running into the objectionable content that goes hand-in-hand with the fandom. It's not easy to find information about furries on the Web without running into their abundant pornographic material, or ending up on a pornographic site that was not marked as such. Here we want you to feel safe when getting information. After all, shouldn't the Internet be safe for everyone?

Isn't it wrong to discriminate against the furries?

No, and it's hardly discrimination. Being a "furry" is not like being a homosexual, or Jewish, or black, or blind. It is not a race, creed, or culture. The furries complain that they are being "fursecuted," [sic] and that those that dislike them are bigoted. It is insulting and belittling to those groups of people who have, and many who are still fighting for equality, rights and acceptance. People are born into their race. Their religions are sacred to them. They fight for something substantial and well deserved. Furries compare themselves to the situation of blacks or Hispanics affected by racism, and of the suffering of the Jewish people in the Holocaust. Furries are gravely mistaken if they think that dramatics and ignorance of the world around them will lessen the dislike of their strange hobbies.

 

[.Shane.]

This thread is best viewed as some kind of exercise in Darwinism.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Just to throw this out there...

Since I already have Asperger's, being classed as having a mental disorder based on being a furry isn't really... well... that offensive to me. I'm not gonna call "fursecution." I'm pretty apathetic about what others think, to be honest. I'll give a damn about opinions if I ever run for political office.

Until then... I will be as outlandish and bizarre as I please. 83

 

[Japanrocks12]

Depends. Is the fur suit/costume male or female?

I'll say that this is up to you to decide, but I'm not really sure what difference it would make.

How good is the fursuit? Is it like a cheap and creepy one you get at the dollar store that has God-knows-what crusted up on the crotch area or like the really good ones that some Russian furry made?

It is heavily implied that the furry himself has the fursuit fashioned for his evil needs, so it will probably be as uncomfortable for you as possible. Again, not sure what difference this would make in the long run, since these suits are all in the "oh god why" range of comfort.

You're a cruel, cruel, cruel, sexy man

sorry, i'm a pics or no yiff kind of furry

Already being a furry, this isn't really applicable... but I'll bite.

Hedgehog.

If not that, fox.

What kind of fursuit would you rather wear over your existing fursuit?

You know I have no problem with gays and everything, but I can't stand furries. They're disgusting. Call me a hypocrite if you want, but furries need to all be taken to shrinks because they have a serious mental disorder. You see folks, it's like furries are paper clips. But they're all bent and twisty and convoluted. But a shrink will help you out, because he will twist you and bend you and turn you.....normal!!!

I sometimes see this furry walking around campus wearing ears and a tail and it sickens me. The pervert needs to get help. How are furries any different from pedophiles?

anti-furry raging will not do you very good if a furry has a metaphorical vicegrip over your nuts as per the hypothetical.

This thread is best viewed as some kind of exercise in Darwinism.

ITT you determine the final stage of evolution for homo sapiens