Imagine a small metallic cube...

[Nylan]

Two Star Wars Christmas Special related words:

Mind Evaporator.

Spoiler :

Also, Jefferson Starship in a box. Heck yes.

 

[Onionsoilder]

I would use it to gain access to the servers of every MMO in the world, and mess around with people. It would be like being god.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

For starters, I'd get it to fix the furnace in my house (it's been DAMN COLD this past week!). Then I'd get it to fix everything else around here that doesn't work.

Then I'd get it to fire all the provincial government bureaucrats I hate (there'd be maybe two people who would get to keep their jobs!). I'd unappoint all the parasites Stephen Harper just appointed to the Senate. Then I'd get it to take control of the nearest Zamboni and chase Stephen Harper up and down the Ottawa streets until he either drops dead or no longer looks pregnant and smirky. Then maybe he wouldn't need a fleet of limousines to drive the short, WALKING DISTANCE between 24 Sussex and Rideau Hall for the next election writ.

There are lots of other things... does this object ever expire? Is there a "best before" date, or a number of "charges" on it?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Then I'd get it to fire all the provincial government bureaucrats I hate (there'd be maybe two people who would get to keep their jobs!). I'd unappoint all the parasites Stephen Harper just appointed to the Senate.

I don't see how the device helps you achieve that.

There are lots of other things... does this object ever expire? Is there a "best before" date, or a number of "charges" on it?

No. Go nuts with it.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Ram it into Megatron's chest to destroy him.

Win. This post is full of it.