Mosher
Mushroom dad
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Imperium Off Topicum 8: The New Dawn
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“Comrade,” said Comrade Otoniel Kohler, the Minister of the Economy of Free Commieland, “We’ve got to consider lowering the costs of production in the factories; the laws of economics clearly state-“
“Laws of Economics?” said Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie incredulously, “Do not speak of such Voodoo in my presence, Comrade; the Laws of Free Commieland clearly state that economics is a bunch of bourgeoisie nonsense designed to oppress & confuse the proletariat. I think you need to read some more Marx & Engels, Otoniel.”
“Yes, Comrade,” said Comrade Otoniel Kohler resignedly, “Of course I do.”
Comrade Otoniel Kohler rolled his eyes & left the room as Comrades Vibeke Hillevi, Clothilde Emilie, & Falk DeWitt walk in.
“Now,” said Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie, “What do you three want?”
“Comrade,” said Comrade Vibeke Hillevi, “It is in Commieland’s best interests to expand to the rest of Germany- actually, we should take old Austria & the Former Czech Republic as well. Taking those lands will allow us to raise even bigger armies- armies that could be used to put down capitalist revolts & defend communism”
“That is not all,” added Comrade Clothilde Emilie, “Taking those lands will give us the opportunity to spread into old Slovakia & Hungary- giving us a gateway to the Balkans.”
“Hmm,” said Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie, “I get what you’re saying, Comrades, but I’m not really buying it- I mean, Scandinavia is ripe for the taking, and Poland is looking pretty nice too…”
“But Comrade,” said Comrade Falk DeWitt, “The lands of old Germany, Austria, & the Czech Republic have more than twice the number of available workers as Scandinavia-“
“More Workers!" shouted Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie, as the Hammer & Sickle inexplicably replaced the pupils of his eyes. “Forget Scandinavia, Germany is what we need! See to it, Comrades!”
“Laws of Economics?” said Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie incredulously, “Do not speak of such Voodoo in my presence, Comrade; the Laws of Free Commieland clearly state that economics is a bunch of bourgeoisie nonsense designed to oppress & confuse the proletariat. I think you need to read some more Marx & Engels, Otoniel.”
“Yes, Comrade,” said Comrade Otoniel Kohler resignedly, “Of course I do.”
Comrade Otoniel Kohler rolled his eyes & left the room as Comrades Vibeke Hillevi, Clothilde Emilie, & Falk DeWitt walk in.
“Now,” said Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie, “What do you three want?”
“Comrade,” said Comrade Vibeke Hillevi, “It is in Commieland’s best interests to expand to the rest of Germany- actually, we should take old Austria & the Former Czech Republic as well. Taking those lands will allow us to raise even bigger armies- armies that could be used to put down capitalist revolts & defend communism”
“That is not all,” added Comrade Clothilde Emilie, “Taking those lands will give us the opportunity to spread into old Slovakia & Hungary- giving us a gateway to the Balkans.”
“Hmm,” said Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie, “I get what you’re saying, Comrades, but I’m not really buying it- I mean, Scandinavia is ripe for the taking, and Poland is looking pretty nice too…”
“But Comrade,” said Comrade Falk DeWitt, “The lands of old Germany, Austria, & the Czech Republic have more than twice the number of available workers as Scandinavia-“
“More Workers!" shouted Comrade Anker Dieterich Wout Jacquotte von Commie, as the Hammer & Sickle inexplicably replaced the pupils of his eyes. “Forget Scandinavia, Germany is what we need! See to it, Comrades!”
Yoshiegg737
Jungo Jungo
Both Accepted
Dream Land Says ALL INTO EXPANSION
(Expansion are to those territories with the funny looking black dot)
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Accepted
My thought path:
"Everyone but the Bros can always talk.
No, wait, the main games... crap.
Eh whatever, I'll just say the vocal patterns of the RPGs stay the same.
Oh wait, Weegee talks in Paper Mario. Ah well, I'm sure no one will bring it up, and if they do, I'll just say BLARG and ignore them."
BLARG.
spaceman98
Plotting something
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Free South American Union
After the war, much of the world lay in ruins. As survivors left the basements and bomb shelters to recolonize the world, some continued to fight. In South America, the countries in the region collapsed quickly. In Peru, a military dictator took over as the military strugled to restore order. That they did, but what was created was a tyranical state. After the death of the first dictator however, several opposition groups gained power, creating a union of democratic states. A series of local conflicts quikly convinced the new republic that only through peaceful assimilation can a new world be made, but then again. their are some who say that spreading democracy should take precedent...
Free South American Union
After the war, much of the world lay in ruins. As survivors left the basements and bomb shelters to recolonize the world, some continued to fight. In South America, the countries in the region collapsed quickly. In Peru, a military dictator took over as the military strugled to restore order. That they did, but what was created was a tyranical state. After the death of the first dictator however, several opposition groups gained power, creating a union of democratic states. A series of local conflicts quikly convinced the new republic that only through peaceful assimilation can a new world be made, but then again. their are some who say that spreading democracy should take precedent...
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NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
Somali Pirates all into expansion
Spoiler :
Krzowwh
King
As the Egyptian nation does not accept our offer of trade, Rus accepts the offer from the Empire of Illuminating Light.
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I'll take that as a yes.
Mosher
Mushroom dad
TRADE TO TYO! caps
Lighthearter
President of the United States
Update inbound. Orders locked.
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Lighthearter
President of the United States
Turn 2 - 2201
The last year has resulted in many upheavals. Egypt has emerged as the world's predominant military power, with more armies under its command than any other nation. However, there is no clear-cut ruling naval power, as many realms possess small fleets.
The Allied States of Dream Land have burst from the starting gate and are now the world's strongest economy, with foreign trade from two bordering nations - impossible to interdict by sea - and large swathes of Old China under its thumb. Only a fool would attempt to outpace them economically.
The Assassin's Order and The Empire of the Illuminating Light face a border conflict over Syria, causing the region to descend into anarchy and chaos. Each of those factions earns $1 from the province regardless, but riots could brew and throw one faction out at any time if this is not resolved peacefully.
The Caribbean Federation and The Somali Pirates have a similar dispute in Panama, though it is also marred by sightings of a short man with an elaborate cane, walking into Somali structures. Typically, they explode violently shortly thereafter, and the man reappears somewhere else.
The sun rises on January 1st, 2201 - who can seize the future and ride it to victory?
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Tani Coyote
Son of Huehuecoyotl
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Rising Quill
34 income
27 into 9 new provinces.
3 into a new navy.
3 into a new army.
Bank 1.
34 income
27 into 9 new provinces.
3 into a new navy.
3 into a new army.
Bank 1.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
Equestria:
2 IC- Banking
33 IC- Claim these 11 provinces in dark orange:
2 IC- Banking
33 IC- Claim these 11 provinces in dark orange:
Mosher
Mushroom dad
ALL INTO EXPANSION caps
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