Imperium Offtopicum IX

Spain has 21 points to allocate to defense.

Downfall (+48 RP points)

6 vs. Spain

3 2
3 2
7 6
7 6
7 6
4 3

Spain spends all its points, and the Downfall Gang emerges victorious in 6 battles, spending 21 RP points total.

France vs. Spain(+41 RP points)

2 vs. Spain

6 5
6 4

5 points are spent, seizing 2 provinces.

Zulu vs. Spain (39 RP points)

10 vs. Spain

In its death throes, all of Spain's RP and moves are combined into a single defensive maneuver. This yields 34 points total.

2 3

Spain is outspent with the Zulu spending 36 points.

5 4
4 1

The Zulu crush the Spanish once and for all.
 
===Fall of the Khmer Rogue===

As the years went on, the government of Democratic Kampuchea became less and less viable. Plagued with corruption, incompetence, desertion and disapproval, the regime began to collapse upon itself, infighting sealing its fate. Warlords spilled into neighboring regions, with chaos, famine, and war engulfing the once-sturdy republic.

Of the dozens of competing government officials, aristocrats, business magnates, criminal organisations, and other power brokers, one rose to power...

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The Raiju. A clan of lynxes, they were famed - and feared - for their skill, resourcefulness, and above all, brutality and ruthlessness.

While tradition held they grew up in a harsh desert, they had come under the grip of the Khmer Rogue and had served as elite soldiers in some regions, but by and large were oppressed the same as every other group. Their bones and muscles were immensely more dense than their human counterparts, giving them a deceptively lean, dwarfish appearance. They also had far more yield per unit of muscle - a fully grown Raiju was able to lift hundreds of pounds with minimal effort.

The desert, ripe with danger, had cemented their militaristic culture. Strength determined rank, and as such, natural selection determined the government as much as everything else - kill/defeat the ruler, become the ruler. Regular culling of the gene pool made the Raiju strong and long-lasting - the average Raiju could remain into their prime well into their fifties, and the average lifespan was a decade at least more than their peers.

As promising as this all was, the militarism and aggressive nature was readily apparent. Whereas Westerners coveted hard labor to build wealth, the Raiju coveted hard labor to build muscle and increase one's stature. The lynxes also detested the many luxuries of Western life, preferring to live in simple dwellings and have a simple way of life, if bloody. While this made them seem technologically backward due to the lack of interdependence, the sheer danger the Clan posed to those who menaced them kept this at bay. Each Raiju soldier built his own home, farmed his own food, crafted his own weapons, and so on; this made the Clan extremely resourceful, enabling quick deployment of guerrilla tactics in enemy territory.

Bound by principles of strength, loyalty, and simple living, the Raiju were a proud warrior race, using their understanding of war, strategy, and resource allocation to triumph in the chaos of the former Democratic Kampuchea.

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Establishing an Imperium under a fierce warrior known only as "Lightning," (due to his ability to run at speeds of approximately three hundred miles per hour) they were quick to search out new territories, displacing the inhabitants and integrating the worthy into their forces. While a fiercely conservative individual, Lightning - now dubbed the Lord Raiju - was no fool. He venerated the traditions, but saw holes in the logic of his predecessors. Declaring strength a social trait and not just an individual one, he was able to excuse cooperation for militaristic purposes - after all, the Raiju cooperated in foreign affairs to begin with, so anything that furthered this was legitimate as well. Thus, the military industry began to form - weapons and training standardised, farmland worked as a collective, the many individuals left without work swelling the ranks of the military.

Having reclaimed the word "strength" from previous, archaic ideologies, Lord Raiju was ready to launch his people onto the world stage.
 
Update VI

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Order has been restored to much of the world, with the likes of the Dark Empire, Cool Kids, Justice League, and Banana Republic establishing themselves. Camelot has fallen into disarray, allowing Justice League merchants to lobby the provisional government.

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Sir Lancelot has, having assumed effective control upon the disappearance of King Arthur, turned the government over to the Justice League. Such an arrangement was the best of the Kingdom's options culturally. As such, the Justice League now reigns as the world's superpower.

In Europe, the Spanish War has drawn to a close, Kinichikia, France, the Downfall Gang, and the Zulu all carving it up into new territories.

In Africa, tensions are sure to rise as Sinhala pursues territories around the Red Sea, and in Asia, the Raiju expand into the Middle East. The Persian Empire having fallen into disarray and disbanded, Sindhustan is sure to butt heads with opportunists eager to colonise the former glorious realm.

As Coruscant settles extensively across China, it will likewise surely have a rivalry with the Raiju, who have begun a steady march northward under their new overlord, who styles himself Lord Raiju.

Hawai having seized strips of South America for itself to ensure more power in the Pacific Rim, there will surely be tensions with Unicornia. But with Unicornia's resources drained after the botched offensives in Iberia, it remains to be seen if anything will come of it. Hawai having made peace with the Australians after the Oz offensive flopped, Hawai is also ready for any invader.
 
The French Senate has issued forth the following new law: the Needed Necessity Directive. This law is made up of the following agreements:

*The ending of the Unity Committee is to commence via the name of the full unity of France is completed.

*However we have realised that due to the return of non-socialist ideologies that it is necessary to claim land to safeguard the revolution.

*A new policy of expanding our borders east has commenced to ensure the security of the Commune.

*This policy is not imperialist: we are discussing whether to upgrade the territories of the Commune into a full on socialist union of republics.

*We also agree to make Greenland part of the Commune at request of socialist rebels in attack against the anarchist rule of the land. Again it is not imperialist for we are going to forge into a socialist union.

*Said socialist union will titled “The Socialist Union of Communes” or the S.O.C. Each region will vote as part of a mega region for the notion of a Grand Senate.

*We will vote on whether to forge the union soon but we are agreeing about the needed expansion.

*We will speak about possibilities of ensuring the fate of Spain after the war.

*Propose an international summit to talk about what to do with Spain.

*We also agree the following should be played outside the courts as Otto, Stalin and their gang are tried for crimes against humanity. The song will symbolise the death of their rule.


Spoiler :



VIA LA REVOLUTION!



Below is the map of the claims. 70 RP used for 14 extra moves.


Spoiler :
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Peace had finally spread across the land, The French Envoy was glad to finally be on a mission of peace instead of dealing with the insanity of their spanish neighbours.

He'd brought everything he needed, a few bits and pieces for Superman to sign, some none alkcholic beverages and so on.

The Majority of the Foreign diplomats were heading to Gotham either for the mystery of Batman or the rationality of the Martian Manhunter. Not many were willing to brave the Dickery of Superman and the Judgement of Wonder Woman.

He was still caught of guard when Superman kidnapped him at the gates. His two bodyguards in white suits merely looked amused.

"Here put this on!" Said the grinning Superman as he shoved a white Cape at him. Obviously his face betrayed him (Or the Martian Manhunter was pretending to be Superman? No can't start doubting everything in this country.) "Yes a cape, yes it's white. Put it on, in my country everyone important wears either tights or a cape so-"

The Envoy furyously grabbed the cape and put it on only to find shades also forced onto him along with a fake moustache.

"What the hell is going on?!"

"Okay." Superman looked guilty for a second before Grinning. "So maybe I might have hypothetically started a rumour that you were secretly Batman in disguise as a frenchman infiltrating france and now you are back home disguised as that same frenchman disguised as a low class Catman or something."

He had a good grasp of English, Avalon was a neighbour before it became part of the Justice League. But he'd never until this moment understood the phrase Brain Leak. But right now he could feel his brain holding up a surrender sign and dribbling out his ears.

"What?" He asked as the limo pulled up to a singing lounge bar. "How does that even work?"

"Just pretend to be batman, pretending to be a frenchman, pretending to be a cape. This makes perfect sense where we come from it's not even complicated."

"But i'm not Batman!"

"I know! But some of the girls think you are and they have it in their heads that they need to rescue you or tempt you to come back home or something. It's going to be awesome."

"Look can we talk business?" The Envoy begged. "We want a real answer on your stance on Australia and whether you'd be open to a defensive pact between our nations."

"Bah business." Scoffed superman as he shoved the envoy into the center table at the club. He also seemed to find some nice looking women to join them. "I'll get the martian to talk to you about good old America later. Until Batman, our batman, gives the ok, we arn't going to do anything against Australia. Defensive pact could be useful, Americans like to ride to the rescue and oooh yes I wanted to sell you some of the land we now have in Europe."

A Crash seemed to come from backstage.

"Whoops thats them!" Said Superman. "Remember just act stoic and in control and treat the girls like they could be a problem but not a threat! That's the batman way!"

Before the envoy could say anything Superman was gone and he was left alone looking like a very poor supervillian in a club that apparantly was about to be raided by heroines that thought he was Batman in disguise to tempt him to come home.

By the gods he actual understood that.

As the lights came on he thanked his politician skills for having a poker face.



Link to video.

As the three ladies dissapeared he finally allowed his face to sag. "What- what just happened" Asked the Envoy

"Oh man that was hilarious!" Laughed Superman, causing the Envoy to do a double take. Where the hell had he come from?

"It was? Wait- why? Weren't they just singing about your leaders Super Powers?"

The bodyguards in white were also laughing and one managed to respond. "They were singing about some sort of power... but not the Super Hero ones!"

"I don't get it."

"Oh you poor man. Look that was what we call 'getting crap past the radar' and if you didn't get it you are either too naive or two young." He gave the man a look over "and I hope it's not the second one."

"Why didn't they mention your 'powers' then?"

"Pfff what THEY know about me?" Superman proclaimed airily "You know what they say, Man of Steel, Women of K-"

"SUPERMAN! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING PEOPLE NOW?!"

The screech had all the men there wincing as Wonder Woman strode through the bar like a wrathful Goddess holding her lassoo of Truth.

"Oh Crap! She's got the rope!"

And just like that Superman was Running and Wonder Woman was chasing, for some reason everyone was laughing and as Chaos insued the Envoy started to wonder if insanity was contagious.


Notes
The JLA is weighing it's options and will respond to the more serious Diplomacy later after it figures out how it went from two-bit-troll to Superpower Superman ruled nation.

Edit
Ninja'd by France. I'd like to invite France to open up trading some of the JLA territories in Europe. We'd be willing to offer the two closest for free in exchange for not taking Greenland as we will need that to link our two shiny new nations together. We don't want Europe and if France doesn't want to trade we can go to Denmark or Germany I suppose.
 
Abel rang the JLA. However he ended up placing a message on Superman’s answer phone

Good day, Superman. This is Roux Abel, the Premier of what is at the moment the French Commune... depending what happens in these uncertain times. I have received a request to cease our plans of supporting the Greenland socialist rebellion that wishes to be part of our Commune. Well I can understand your polices, we need to have Greenland to serve as the egg of the revolution and to allow us to test our weapons... err I mean space technology for the benefit of the revolution.

That said... I am open to talks. We can and will support your claim of Iceland. Greenland has needed space for our... projects. We can talk about territorial trade but we have no land we wish to trade at the moment... that said we do have resources (OOC: RP) that we could offer you. For parts of Belgium we might give you the needed resources to make up for the giving up of land. Our economists have stated these resources that we can offer you are 25 in number. Consider it...

By the way... the projects we will undertake in Greenland may require us signing a Space Development & Research Treaty, a Joint Space Exploration Treaty and an Ion Based Satellite Weapons Research Treaty with your power. We will naturally ask the Republic of Corcuscant to sign these treaties, for I have sent my sister Jain to ask them to sign such treaties. I will come personally to sign the treaties for your country. I will then talk about... possible power play needed to undermine the enemies of the revolution.

Via la revolution

O and before I go... since Belgium is on the matter I will send requests for the world’s greatest reporter to be asked to interview one of you chief government officials. I am also brining a bottle of France’s finest red wine to the meeting I am having with you as a token of our comradeship.

Good bye and see you soon.
 
what happened?
 
No I meant Africa :p
 
Use my moves to get the rest of the Phillipines, and Pacific tiny islands.

Would Australia exchange those 2 small islands in Celebes' Sea for a couple of my provinces?
 
what happened?

More claims than you actually made, same with Sonereal's empire. So, I gave the extra provinces necessary.

Africa is suddenly very crowded! :lol:
 
aha.


Yo Banana Republic, since it appears our nations have the same colour on the map, how 'bout we unite?
 
To the Zulu Empire

The French Commune wishes to establish itself as a world power, with the desires to ensure that its military, economic and ideological forces have a global reach. Simply put: we wish for the next round of claiming to have permission to claim Madagascar so our navy can establish itself on one of our own facilities. We will also use the isle as a industrial centre so we can commence trade at increased efficiency.

In return France will promise to befriend the African alliance and will go to war with any (other) nation that tries to violate the sphere of influence of the African nations. We need to gain Madagascar to allow us to reach round the globe and spread the revolution to its maximum efficiency.

Pick the option of glory; of the revolution!

Premier Abel Roux of the French Commune

P.S. Would you like to accept a research treatry?
 
aha.

Yo Banana Republic, since it appears our nations have the same colour on the map, how 'bout we unite?

Fixed. :p

Now, back to worrying about the Justice League becoming the Justice Lords...
 
Mein gott! Africa looks like it's aboot to go all boomb.
 
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13 into Claiming
15 RP into Claiming
4 RP into Defense


The Commies in France said:
*Propose an international summit to talk about what to do with Spain.

New Kinichikia shall be boycotting this summit
 
Fixed. :p

Now, back to worrying about the Justice League becoming the Justice Lords...

The Commune will do its best to (peacefully) rival the JLA with the powers of justice, liberty, peace and fine wine. We are planning the construction of a global socialist allaince with any democratic socialist power. We also will need to arrange about setting up the Council of Gaia to act in ensuring the liberty of all is guarded.

O and two elections are under way in France, one is to see who is to rule the Commune, the other is to see if the Commune may become a full on Socialist Union...
 
Fixed. :p

Now, back to worrying about the Justice League becoming the Justice Lords...

aahw :( but Celtic and I can form Cool kids from Banana Republic together (dips on this as bandname)
 
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