Imperium Offtopicum IX

That is power gaming and i call the GM to do something.

He has a point, you can not use things like that in your RP without the player's permission. At least, that was in past IOTs.
 
Spoiler :
Stalin Found Dead in River Styx!
He's dead for real this time.

So yep. Stalin is dead. Spain is sad. Yadayadayada. The River Styx confirmed that it was the REAL, UNCLONED, UNANDROIDED, UNREPLICATED, UNFAKE, Stalin. And oh yeah. There is a River Styx.

So that's where his exploded remains have been found. :cool:
 
He has a point, you can not use things like that in your RP without the player's permission. At least, that was in past IOTs.
I believe you quoted the wrong post... I mean, even though he is kinda right, which is pot kettle as CivG already said, it doesn't really make sense with your own post.

With this post however it works.

You cant use my characters if i dont give you the free. Otherwise i can say that your government was assassinated by Spanish spies.
 
I am hands-off this IOT. Don't like a person's RP or antics, invade them. If your case is sufficient, you will be able to convince people to assist. :p

Orders locked.

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Also. Poll on ending this.

In light of the explosion of craziness and players dropping like flies(I suspect IB2), I wonder if there's an interest in continuing this or performing a mercy killing?
 
Diplomacy for the United Banana Republic


To the Justice League of America:

El Presidente Carlos Quintana has decided to accept the invitation to visit the JLA, and has decided to come in person. Though he is dismayed to hear that he will not be able to meet Batman, he was overjoyed at the prospect of meeting Superman, and asks that Superman sign his hat. While that is going on, Foreign Minister Maria Quintana would like to meet with the Martian Manhunter to propose a non-aggression pact and possible trade agreement with the JLA.


To Pink Rainbow Unicornia:

The United Banana Republic wishes for peace to reign between its neighbors. To that end, the UBR would like to propose a non-aggression pact with Unicornia.


To the Republic of Milk and Coffee:

The United Banana Republic wishes to prose a trade agreement with the RMC. In exchange for milk and other dairy products, the UBR will send the RMC tobacco products and rum, both of which are of very good quality.
 
I vote for ending this so that you can start another complex IOT :p
 
From here on out, Fegelein was technically going rogue. The orders had been to depose Otto, and Spain had done that by itself; while the Leader would certainly delight at the destruction of the Stalinist threat, he hadn't released an official response to the coup, leaving the expedition in instructional limbo. So Fegelein did as he always did when presented with a loophole: he seized the initiative.

The coalition hadn't backed down, and France's internal deadlock meant it was still open season in Iberia. He'd studied prior IOTs, chortled at the stupidity of players who insisted on granting failed states more chances than they deserved. But the Chinese debacle in Multipolarity seemed to have crossed the final line of their collective patience, and the question was no longer whether Spain would evade its just deserts, but how much land the fighters would walk away with once the dust had settled.

As expected, with a foothold established, headquarters was eager to see the operation through. Even the generals opposed to the original attack thought better of wasting the opportunity. But while Himmler had pulled strings to secure division-size reinforcements, once again Fegelein opted for a smaller force. The coalition was an alliance of circumstance; some of its members had not even established diplomatic ties with each other. The Gang was viewed with suspicion, he knew that; if not publicly, then in memos circulated through the head offices. Appearances were everything, and parading a small army through Spain under the eagle standard was not an image conductive to postwar demobilization.

Besides which, he
always preferred quality. And with France now behind them, the troops could pull out their signature toys. Airstrips were prepared for tactical bombers and their escorts; a steady stream of heavy tanks and self-propelled artillery was unloading from Bilbao. Fegelein had one goal: strike the Spanish hard and fast; break their morale and force a rout before collateral damage became a possibility. The Leader might aspire to a fascist Spain "done right", but if the Gang hoped to retain any of what it had conquered, it would have to convince the locals that the new master was better than the old, and the best means was to lead by example. The cleaner the combat, the easier the postwar resettlement, and the happier the citizens.

Not to mention nothing burned Hitler's cannoli like publicly accrediting a keystone victory to "Public Emmerdeur #1".


Also. Poll on ending this.
%&@# NO.
 
My answer is the same as Thorvald's regarding TanFox's question, while I accept the Bananan trade agreement, and send a mysterious green rock to New York. It seems unknown, so we decided to see what it did to Superman.
 
I am hands-off this IOT.
Admit it, you do get interested when the fur flies (no pun intended) amongst your players :p.

Also. Poll on ending this.

In light of the explosion of craziness and players dropping like flies(I suspect IB2), I wonder if there's an interest in continuing this or performing a mercy killing?
Depends on mercy killing since I want to blow this Popsicle stand before you unleash Ilibis :p. Otherwise, it depends on the amount of players we have. Largely, my answer revolves around NO so long as we have sufficient number of players.
 
Continue.

To France:
To the leadership of the grand land of Russia.

The socialist country of France accepts your trade pact for the common good.

We will strive to seek friendship with you so hence we decree a declaration of comradeship with you.

To further the possibilities of friendship we would like to issue a research pact with you, which will be brought to you by our chief researcher; Professor Vladimir Ozerov, who was born in Siberia.

Finally I think it is vital for the socialist cause that we make an arms deal so that we can defend ourselves against evil forces. We will need the arms especially for the ongoing war with the fascist imperial King of Spain: Otto.

With all these deals the enemies of progress will sure face their defeat!

Via la revolution!

Premier Abel Roux.
First, let it be known that a Socialist party controls a large part of our council. Second, we accept your research pact. About the Arms deal: Would you consider the following:
We loan you 3 RP. You give us 4 when the war ends.

To Americal Justice League: We have sent you a diplomat named Irina Evgeneyevna. She comes with an offer of trade and peacfull cooperation.

To Downfall: Barbarossa? Do not even try. Our winter will destroy you.

To Spain: We dissaprove of your actions in the strongest terms. We demand you surrender immediatly, and pay reparations to all parties or we may intervene. Also, the KGB has reson to believe Stalin is alive, but the resurection process appears to have driven him mad.



RP:
Today was a momentous day for Russia, though few on the outside world noticed, caught up in their conflicts. A treaty was signed between Siberia, Moscow, St Petersburg and Astrakhan that created a unified Russia. This treaty was the result of lengthy negotiations in Novosibirsk, known as the Congress of Novosibirsk. The European states had now been forced to recognize, as an announcement was made by Germany that they are planning a sequal to Operation Barbarossa,
The best part: Barbarossa is already in effect.
That they cannot defend themselves. Unfortunately, unification on paper does not mean unification in life. That process will take much longer, since many things must be done before such a large territory, parts of it devastated by conflict, and parts thriving city states of their own, to be integrated into one nation.






Even as this landmark agreement was made, the council of Russia voted Unanimously to offer a loan to the French Commune. We are awaiting a response from our newfound ally.
 
I'd say that we should continue this. The RP is getting crazy and I want it to get ever crazier!

RP: Batman is getting tired of Spain. He does what his nation wanted him to do from the very beginning, and that is Declaring War on Spain. Batman will also send 10,000 of his best trained men and lizards to end Spain.
 
I'd say that we should continue this. The RP is getting crazy and I want it to get ever crazier!

If Zheng He makes an appearance, then we've gone beyond crazy :p.
 
Decisive no. Alright then. Onto the orders I go~

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Persia has been inexplicably destroyed by series of ten plagues destroying everything within its borders, yet leaving all outside untouched.

Throwing coins for Camelots. Heads it goes to Ravus, Tails it's blown up. 2 Heads. Goes to Ravus.
 
So wait I have Britain? This could be wierd, I'll hold off on doing any more stuff until the next update.

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RP Story
"HAX! I call HAX!" Superman bellows!

"Hax on what S-man?" Asks the Flash. "The Green Rock hurting you, Camelot being passed to us or the Spaniards going crazy?"

"All of them! How the hell can I have no powers but still have weaknesses! That's just plain stupid! And who even found that damn rock anyway? Plus I don't want England."

"I must admit Kal-el that I am confused as to why." Spoke the Martian Manhunter." Great Britain and America seem similar enough-"

"You don't know anything. The British are too polite. I'm American and I represent the country I was adopted in."

"Does it count as adoption when you're an illegal alien?" Mused the Flash ignoring Supermans glare.

"I move that we take the English lands for now." Said the Martian. "Start putting together some events for the visiting envoys, accept the Bannana nations NAP and trade deal, accept the Russian trade deal and declare war on Spain."

The League pauses for a second.

"Slipped that one in at the last second didn't you." Murmered Green Lantern.

"He's going to die anyway. I just want him gone, my telepathy can sense his idiocy all the way from here."

"Fine." Said Wonder Woman. "If that's everythin-"

"I've decided we are changing our national anthem." Said Superman out of the blue.

The rest of the league shrugged, eager to get home, how bad could it be.


Link to video.

Summery
Christos is trolling the IOT Forums, CivG is trolling Christos
Cool Kids are trolling Africa, Deamon Realm is trolling Cool Kids
Superman is trolling Hitler, Batman is trolling superman, Jack "the joker" Smiles is trolling Batman

We need one troll to rule them all, one troll to find them, one troll to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
 
Accept the Justice League NAP. I have RP about it halfway done, but have lacked the time to finish it, sorry about that.
 
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