Imperium Offtopicum IX

[GhostWriter16]

@spaceman


In other news, although I dislike mixing my religious beliefs with politics, I speak for a large portion of the Brotherhod when I denounce the treatment of Muslims in Teahadistan. Might I ask the leaders of Teahadistan if Teahadistan uses the US Constitution?
~Muhammad el-Sheredei

The Articles and first ten amendments. But since the laws discriminating against Islam are state laws, they are legal.

OOC: I don't really take state's rights that far

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Articles and first ten amendments. But since the laws discriminating against Islam are state laws, they are legal.

OOC: I don't really take state's rights that far

To the leadership of Teahadistan.

States that commit acts against liberty such as discrimination are enemies of the revolution. Enemies of the revolution are enemies of the S.U.D.S. Enemies of the S.U.D.S... see Otto's Spain and Imperial Austria. Basically: we are sending teams of observers to observe your land. Discrimination must stop (such as class, religius, gender, sexual, infrictions and etch discrimination) or we will consider the liberation of the former North America from your evil rule. We will also be investigating for weopons of mass destruction. We what to be sure all is all right.

Via la revolution!

Grand Premier Abel Roux, foe of all conseratives.

P.S: I will be sending copies of "Death of a Salesman" to your nation as a way to spread liberty.

 

[SamSniped]

The Articles and first ten amendments. But since the laws discriminating against Islam are state laws, they are legal.

OOC: I don't really take state's rights that far

Then it truly is a shame that those laws are allowed to deny someone of their First Amendment rights to freedom of assembly and religion.
~Muhammad el-Sheredei

 

[GhostWriter16]

To the leadership of Teahadistan.

States that commit acts against liberty such as discrimination are enemies of the revolution. Enemies of the revolution are enemies of the S.U.D.S. Enemies of the S.U.D.S... see Otto's Spain and Imperial Austria. Basically: we are sending teams of observers to observe your land. Discrimination must stop (such as class, religius, gender, sexual, infrictions and etch discrimination) or we will consider the liberation of the former North America from your evil rule. We will also be investigating for weopons of mass destruction. We what to be sure all is all right.

Via la revolution!

Grand Premier Abel Roux, foe of all conseratives.

P.S: I will be sending copies of "Death of a Salesman" to your nation as a way to spread liberty.

Death of a Salesman is allowed under freedom of speech, but exports from your idiotic country are not. And you will stay the heck out or we will declare war on you.

Speaking of which- We offer CivGeneral a defense pact.

 

[GenMarshall]

@ Coruscant:
The Lord Raiju would like to inquire if there is anything it could give Coruscant in exchange for its fighter technology.

Perhaps a Defense Pact?

 

[spaceman98]

How about we split Central Asia/India 50-50? Considering I was the first to post my orders, but since there was no map, I will compromise.

Sure.

Bad news... I know you don't check Tani's forum, and I'm horrible at syncing between the two, but

May 29, 5:52 P.M. GMT:

How about I forsake claims to the Northern 4 of the overlap between us and you forsake the Southern 3 overlap claims? (Around Russian Nova Scotia)

 

[Tani Coyote]

Perhaps a Defense Pact?

As the Raiju are already a member of PEACE, the defense pact might seem redundant. Nonetheless, the Lord is willing to sign a ceremonial defense accord to strengthen ties.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Death of a Salesman is allowed under freedom of speech, but exports from your idiotic country are not. And you will stay the heck out or we will declare war on you.

Speaking of which- We offer CivGeneral a defense pact.

We will be sending our inspectors. Declare war on us for their duty and we will place you in the same cell block as Stalin and Otto. We have the world on our side. You have only your zealots at your service.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Sure.
How about I forsake claims to the Northern 4 of the overlap between us and you forsake the Southern 3 overlap claims? (Around Russian Nova Scotia)

Something like this?

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Triforce Facility is now sending out the notions that it is to commence the official opening. Guests will be greeted by Gregory Grey, the Premier of the Greenland Commune. All are advised to wear warm clothing, possible stuff like Russian coats and hats. The opening will consist of a welcome from the Chairman of the Triforce Facility, who is currently being elected by the figures of science in the S.U.D.S. This will followed by the S.U.D.S anthem, then all the anthems of each state in the S.U.D.S. It will then have a speech from the Grand Premier of the S.U.D.S, Abel Roux, where he will officially open it. Then Professor Vladimir Ozerov will give a crying welcome speech. All officials will then be honoured with alcohol from all over the S.U.D.S. You can bring your own national drinks to be aided. Via la revolution!

 

[GhostWriter16]

We will be sending our inspectors. Declare war on us for their duty and we will place you in the same cell block as Stalin and Otto. We have the world on our side. You have only your zealots at your service.

You aren't the world policemen.

Cease and desist, or we will cut out your inspectors tongues and send them back to you. Declare war on us, and we will destroy you.

 

[Ailedhoo]

You aren't the world policemen.

Cease and desist, or we will cut out your inspectors tongues and send them back to you. Declare war on us, and we will destroy you.

We are world police officers. Why else do we have made a prison under the Atlantic Ocean?

We are sending in the inspectors. Harm them and we will regard it as you declaring war against us. Understand?

By the way... if we end up in war then in honour’s name let us take no further action on the matter till the next turn. Meanwhile we will observe the conservative hell hole of Teahadistan.

 

[spaceman98]

Something like this?

Not what I had in mind speciffically, but that actually works.

 

[spaceman98]

In response to the demands of various local parties demanding autonomy for their regions of Russia, Russia's president Molotov has announced that he is reorganizing Russia into the Union of Socialist Democratic Republics (USDR). This move has been greeted with much support as local governments were formed, with less power than the central power, but nontheless with an ability to represent regional interests in the Council of Russia. Molotov has made a point of drawing a major distinction between this democratic alliance and the Stalinist USSR of old and parallels with the SUDS political system. Elections in the local governments will begin at the same time as in central Russia, next year. This move obtained support from both sides of the Russian political spectrum though putting "socialist" in the name was opposed by capitalist parties. New provinces will be integrated as they join the Union.
The republics are:
Russia (red border on map)
Central Asia (Orange border on map)
Mongolia (Brown border on map)
Finland (Light Blue border on map)
Nordica (Blue Grey border on map)
Manchuria (Purple Grey border on Map)
Hungary (Grey border on map)
Caucasia (Green border on map)

 

[spaceman98]

We support the effort of the SUDS to inspect Teaheadistan and find out what is actually occuring behind its borders. We urge the Teaheadistan government to comply. You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.

 

[SamSniped]

USE THE EDiT BUTTON, NOT TRIPLE-POSTING.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

ANNOUNCEMENT ON BEHALF OF THE EUROPEAN AND SOUTH AMERICAN COMEDY MAGNATE

In celebration of the liberation of Austria, we wish to announce the grand opening of a new theme park in Berlin. A promotional package containing five prepaid admission tickets has been sent to the leaderships of all countries around the world, that they and close delegates may help liven the festivities with their presence.

Hope to see you there!



Link to video.

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

'Leader' and his four closest advisors will of course be attending.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Once the Triforce Facility is offically opened, the Grand Premier may make a quick visit.

Susan Rojo has also declared plans to visit. We do not know why...

 

[GenMarshall]

Hanna shall be present and hopes to meet with the Downfall Gang delegates.